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#1 Posted by batnorris (679 posts) - - Show Bio

actually just a simple question. if wonderwoman straight up commanded you to make HER a sandwich, what would you do?

#2 Posted by bgibs13390 (928 posts) - - Show Bio

Make her the Sandwich.

#3 Posted by batnorris (679 posts) - - Show Bio
#4 Posted by JetiiMitra (8960 posts) - - Show Bio

BOOM.

Now she's a sandwich.

#5 Posted by ARMIV2 (8879 posts) - - Show Bio

If Wonder Woman wanted me to make her a sandwich then I am going to make sure that it is the best sandwich I have ever made.

Not gonna say no to a woman who can go toe to toe with Superman.

#6 Posted by RetconCrisis (4587 posts) - - Show Bio

If I didn't make the sandwich then I'd end up being the entree...

#7 Edited by cameron83 (7643 posts) - - Show Bio

@armiv2 said:

If Wonder Woman wanted me to make her a sandwich then I am going to make sure that it is the best sandwich I have ever made.

Not gonna say no to a woman who can go toe to toe with Superman.

#8 Edited by Mega_spidey01 (3078 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee (13115 posts) - - Show Bio

What would she do to me if I DON'T? Kill me? She isn't a killer!

I would say, "Make YOU a sandwich? PLEASE! You make ME a sandwich!"

#10 Posted by Immortal777 (7806 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd ask her wtf she doing outside the kitchen then tell her to get her a$$ back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

#11 Posted by JonSmith (4016 posts) - - Show Bio

Considering her long time service to the good of the world, and the fact that she must REALLY be starving to order a random passerby to make a sandwich, I'd make her a sandwich. Though I'd probably stop by Subway and pick her up a sub from there due to the fact I haven't made a sandwich in over... five or six years.

#12 Posted by KingAres109 (1587 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd laugh at her and tell her to do it....Lol...I can't stand Wonder Woman.

#13 Posted by JediXMan (31598 posts) - - Show Bio

What would she do to me if I DON'T? Kill me? She isn't a killer!

I would say, "Make YOU a sandwich? PLEASE! You make ME a sandwich!"

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#14 Posted by Wolverine08 (45992 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd slap that a%s.

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#15 Posted by KingAres109 (1587 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman: Didn't he tell her to do it??Lol

#16 Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee (13115 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

@arturocalakayvee said:

What would she do to me if I DON'T? Kill me? She isn't a killer!

I would say, "Make YOU a sandwich? PLEASE! You make ME a sandwich!"

Damn, I had a feeling someone was going to bring that up. Well, that's only one kill and he was kind of a douche. :P

#17 Posted by HumanRocket (9910 posts) - - Show Bio

NO you make me a sandwich

#18 Posted by gunmetalgrey (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

First I'd have to find some big enough pieces of bread to put her in between.

#19 Posted by patrat18 (11152 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman said:

@arturocalakayvee said:

What would she do to me if I DON'T? Kill me? She isn't a killer!

I would say, "Make YOU a sandwich? PLEASE! You make ME a sandwich!"

Yup made it 2 hours before she asked.

#20 Posted by Strongarm (5857 posts) - - Show Bio

she gets one of these

#21 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd do it because Amazonian ladies are hot...

#22 Posted by Fallschirmjager (19189 posts) - - Show Bio

Did she say please?

#23 Posted by Tyrus (1122 posts) - - Show Bio

Make her the bloody sandwich. Amazonian, Kryptonian-- I can make 'em however she wants.

#24 Posted by RustyRoy (14489 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Edited by lifeboy (1675 posts) - - Show Bio

@jedixman: Oh man! WW murdering Fanboys is so HOT!

Got anymore?? :)=

#26 Posted by TheAcidSkull (19407 posts) - - Show Bio

She asks nicely, she's got herself a sandwich.

She demands it, and I'm not making it. Which means I'll either die or get hospitalized.

#27 Posted by Sky_Pirate2 (72 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd offer to cook her something (just a sandwich seems dull). But, then I am a trained chef.

#28 Edited by Bruxae (14152 posts) - - Show Bio

"If I get a kiss." If she says yes id make her one, if she says no id say "Then make it yourself.".

Favors for favors eh?

#29 Posted by Cgoodness (6768 posts) - - Show Bio

Id stick my junk in between 2 pieces of bread and engage her in sexual combat

#30 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (13741 posts) - - Show Bio

Remind her that tradition dictates that she "gives me the business" before she demands the sammich.

#31 Posted by Lvenger (21932 posts) - - Show Bio

Id stick my junk in between 2 pieces of bread and engage her in sexual combat

She'd probably do this to you then :P

#32 Posted by Pokeysteve (8785 posts) - - Show Bio

Why the hell would you not make her a sandwich? She probably had a rough day and just wants a nice lunch.

On the flip side, I'm pretty sure she's never and would never hurt someone for not making her food.

#33 Posted by BlackLegRaph (1227 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd make the sandwich, then ask for a flight to the nearest movie theatre to watch a movie.

#34 Edited by Cgoodness (6768 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger: then i shall D.E.N.N.I.S her

#35 Posted by Lvenger (21932 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by Cgoodness (6768 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger: you can M.A.C her if you want

#37 Posted by XImpossibruX (5316 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger said:

@cgoodness said:

Id stick my junk in between 2 pieces of bread and engage her in sexual combat

She'd probably do this to you then :P

Oh New 52, how bad you've dragged Wonder Woman.

#38 Posted by batnorris (679 posts) - - Show Bio

lmao im dying at these answers...

#39 Posted by Deadgod (1509 posts) - - Show Bio

only if she says please lol

#40 Edited by Lvenger (21932 posts) - - Show Bio

@ximpossibrux: Are you kidding me? New 52 Wonder Woman under Azzarello's pen is one of the best, if not the best New 52 title out there. I'd recommend reading the series rather than basing an opinion off of one scan.

#41 Edited by TheCheeseStabber (8062 posts) - - Show Bio

@mitran said:

BOOM.

Now she's a sandwich.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Respect <333333

I'de make her a sandwhich then run like hell in case its awful

#42 Posted by BumpyBoo (10973 posts) - - Show Bio

@bruxae said:

"If I get a kiss." If she says yes id make her one, if she says no id say "Then make it yourself.".

Favors for favors eh?

Hehe, this! ^_^

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#43 Edited by PotatoOfDoom (491 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm too lazy to make sandwiches. >_>

#44 Posted by Jake Fury (19564 posts) - - Show Bio

No WW chloroform GIFs?

I'd take her to Subway and tell the guy to make her every sandwich they offer.

#45 Posted by TheTrueBarryAllen (7255 posts) - - Show Bio

First I would wonder why she didn't say please. Then I'd ask her what kind of sandwich she would like and if she's bringing any other members of the Justice League and if they'll want anything to eat. Then we'll talk about life.

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#46 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (36215 posts) - - Show Bio

Id ask her if she wanted ether Batgirl or Supergirl to be the filling.

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#47 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (13034 posts) - - Show Bio

Take her to subway, I can't make a decent sandwich to save my life.

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#48 Posted by Dernman (16081 posts) - - Show Bio

#49 Posted by toptom (1294 posts) - - Show Bio

I will say to her that if she wants a sandwich from me she has first to marry me. But if she wants to marry me she has first to make a sandwich to me. Then i will start thinking about this paradox till the end of times.

#50 Posted by batnorris (679 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't know i mean I wouldn't want to die but at the same time I would rather die than have my manhood insulted