If Kratos had 3 kids what would their names be?

I'm just curious

Probably

-leaflet

-shitbutt

-succotash

@darthdeadpool: seriously? This is suppose to be a serious thread

-Mulan
-Willis
-Sam

@hypnos0929: are you implying that I'm not serious

@darthdeadpool: yes, yes I am

Thanos

Hebetia

Syrius

Murder

Death

Hope

Angry, Angrier, and Angriest

@darknightspideyfanboy: @pokeysteve: Do you guys think Nikos (his former captain and mentor), Prometheus (the titan he killed out of mercy), and Deimos (his dead brother) sound ok?

@hypnos0929: I don't see Kratos as the sentimental type.

Godkiller1

Godkiller 2

Accident 1

@pokeysteve: no, he looked kinda sentimental when the last spartan died because he was like his brother/son

@hypnos0929:

But he didn't look sentimental when he was killing everyone he came across.

@pokeysteve: yeah but that was because he was pissed. He'd be the best red lantern ever

Frank, Linda, and Ben.

@hypnos0929: Haha totally!

Moe, Larry, and Curly.

Their full names:

1. Kratos is a Godkiller so he stomps everyone automatically

2. Kratos teh guy killed Gods

3. Kratos duh because he is a God

1-This

2- Is

3-Sparta!

Krona,

Kratos jr

Klera

Yes they're all on K, becasue K is badass