if Iceman is gay then why dose he have a son ?

because being gay doesn't magically make you incapable of getting a woman pregnant.

Its a part of Iceman's Gay Agenda. As a Gay, Iceman will breed with woman for the sole exclusive purpose of creating children, hopefully male children, and then Iceman will brainwash and indoctrinate said children into the Gay Army by forcing them to watch Will and Grace, Teletubbies, Adventure Time and other notorious Gay Propaganda.

However this is only the start of Iceman's Giant Gay Plans for World Domination. Much like the classic X-Men antagonists Bolivar Trask and Larry Trask, Iceman will go on to repurpose and create new Sentinels, and their new prime operative, their new modus operandi, will be to preserve and safeguard the LGBQT community, but of course to do that they must wipe out normal, heterosexual, straight, people and LBQT people, basically non-gays.

As for how can he do it since he is Gay? I heard that Forge, Tony Stark, DJ Khaled and Beast collaborated created a special device that amplifies his powers that allows him, once a day to attempt procreation with a woman. He must be really drunk though and the woman must look a little bit like a man for the special technological device to work. Its also made of adamantium and vibranium, and ribbed too!

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because being gay doesn't magically make you incapable of getting a woman pregnant.

...because gay men can still get women pregnant...

Here's a better question: why do you keep making these silly threads?

Because Bendis and many other writers of today don't give two craps about continuity.

Because Bendis and many other writers of today don't give two craps about continuity.

Its a part of Iceman's Gay Agenda. As a Gay, Iceman will breed with woman for the sole exclusive purpose of creating children, hopefully male children, and then Iceman will brainwash and indoctrinate said children into the Gay Army by forcing them to watch Will and Grace, Teletubbies, Adventure Time and other notorious Gay Propaganda.

However this is only the start of Iceman's Giant Gay Plans for World Domination. Much like the classic X-Men antagonists Bolivar Trask and Larry Trask, Iceman will go on to repurpose and create new Sentinels, and their new prime operative, their new modus operandi, will be to preserve and safeguard the LGBQT community, but of course to do that they must wipe out normal, heterosexual, straight, people and LBQT people, basically non-gays.

As for how can he do it since he is Gay? I heard that Forge, Tony Stark, DJ Khaled and Beast collaborated created a special device that amplifies his powers that allows him, once a day to attempt procreation with a woman. He must be really drunk though and the woman must look a little bit like a man for the special technological device to work. Its also made of adamantium and vibranium, and ribbed too!

ok if iceman is soppose to be gay then why dose he have a son with kitty pryed in the future ?

Its a part of Iceman's Gay Agenda. As a Gay, Iceman will breed with woman for the sole exclusive purpose of creating children, hopefully male children, and then Iceman will brainwash and indoctrinate said children into the Gay Army by forcing them to watch Will and Grace, Teletubbies, Adventure Time and other notorious Gay Propaganda.

However this is only the start of Iceman's Giant Gay Plans for World Domination. Much like the classic X-Men antagonists Bolivar Trask and Larry Trask, Iceman will go on to repurpose and create new Sentinels, and their new prime operative, their new modus operandi, will be to preserve and safeguard the LGBQT community, but of course to do that they must wipe out normal, heterosexual, straight, people and LBQT people, basically non-gays.

As for how can he do it since he is Gay? I heard that Forge, Tony Stark, DJ Khaled and Beast collaborated created a special device that amplifies his powers that allows him, once a day to attempt procreation with a woman. He must be really drunk though and the woman must look a little bit like a man for the special technological device to work. Its also made of adamantium and vibranium, and ribbed too!

Because Bendis did a terrible hackjob with the X-Men.

Seriously, he should have created a new character if he wanted a gay X-Man, not turned the X-Man with probably the most extensive history of maintaining heterosexual relationships into a poster boy for diversity. And he did it in one issue with almost no explanation.

Shit, he could have just kept young Iceman as gay or something.

because being gay doesn't magically make you incapable of getting a woman pregnant.

Its a part of Iceman's Gay Agenda. As a Gay, Iceman will breed with woman for the sole exclusive purpose of creating children, hopefully male children, and then Iceman will brainwash and indoctrinate said children into the Gay Army by forcing them to watch Will and Grace, Teletubbies, Adventure Time and other notorious Gay Propaganda.

However this is only the start of Iceman's Giant Gay Plans for World Domination. Much like the classic X-Men antagonists Bolivar Trask and Larry Trask, Iceman will go on to repurpose and create new Sentinels, and their new prime operative, their new modus operandi, will be to preserve and safeguard the LGBQT community, but of course to do that they must wipe out normal, heterosexual, straight, people and LBQT people, basically non-gays.

As for how can he do it since he is Gay? I heard that Forge, Tony Stark, DJ Khaled and Beast collaborated created a special device that amplifies his powers that allows him, once a day to attempt procreation with a woman. He must be really drunk though and the woman must look a little bit like a man for the special technological device to work. Its also made of adamantium and vibranium, and ribbed too!