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#1 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Wayne has 10 minutes prep time. Battle is in downtown Gotham, current Hulk. No interference. I wanna see what people think Batman could do in those ten minutes. Have fun.

My money is on Hulk.

#2 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

i hate you...

starts headbutting desk

Hulk...

walks off to slit his wrists

M

#3 Posted by Buckshot (18867 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman took Hulk before so you don't have to drown in despair methos.

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#4 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"i hate you...***starts headbutting desk***Hulk...*walks off to slit his wrists*M"

MUAHAHAHA!!!

#5 Posted by Liverwurst (881 posts) - - Show Bio

Videotapes Methos' misery as he yells "Hulk!" to Sparda.

#6 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

This was a trap for either Methos to say Hulk wins, or to see what the fanboys said so you can argue. lol.

#7 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"Batman took Hulk before so you don't have to drown in despair methos."

huh?

how? where? when?

show me the issue so i can have proof against fanboys

M

#8 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Eternal Chaos says:

"This was a trap for either Methos to say Hulk wins, or to see what the fanboys said so you can argue. lol."

The latter mostly. The former was just for laughs.

#9 Posted by Liverwurst (881 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Buckshot says:
"Batman took Hulk before so you don't have to drown in despair methos."

huh?

how? where? when?

show me the issue so i can have proof against fanboys

M"

It wasn't WW Hulk, it was one of the old Marvel/DC crossovers.

#10 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Sparda says:

"Eternal Chaos says:
"This was a trap for either Methos to say Hulk wins, or to see what the fanboys said so you can argue. lol."
The latter mostly. The former was just for laughs."

Ah. I gotcha. Well when they decide to come and argue, I'll be here helping you own some noobs. sets up sniper's rifle with batman bullet

#11 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Revs chainsaw

At Methos: I thought of contingencies, lol.

#12 Posted by Buckshot (18867 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Buckshot says:
"Batman took Hulk before so you don't have to drown in despair methos."

huh?

how? where? when?

show me the issue so i can have proof against fanboys

M"

I've seen the image but I don't have it. It involved Batman knocking the wind out of Hulk (Hulk was surprised by the blow to the stomach or something, it didn't actually hurt) and when he recovered and inhaled, he got a lungful of knockout gas and just dropped.

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#13 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"Methos says:
"Buckshot says:
"Batman took Hulk before so you don't have to drown in despair methos."

huh?

how? where? when?

show me the issue so i can have proof against fanboys

M"

I've seen the image but I don't have it. It involved Batman knocking the wind out of Hulk (Hulk was surprised by the blow to the stomach or something, it didn't actually hurt) and when he recovered and inhaled, he got a lungful of knockout gas and just dropped."

Wow......bazooka shells to the gut don't faze him, but a punch surprises him? Riiiiiigghhhttt......

#14 Posted by Buckshot (18867 posts) - - Show Bio

He didn't expect "puny bat man" to do anything so when he got hit (probably in the solar plexus or some other nerve bundle since Batman is known for nerve strikes) it caught him off guard.

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#15 Posted by Mr. Ubiquitous (1032 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh come on gentlemen, you're all being disingenuous...we ALL know Batman would KILL the Hulk....

#16 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"He didn't expect "puny bat man" to do anything so when he got hit (probably in the solar plexus or some other nerve bundle since Batman is known for nerve strikes) it caught him off guard."

Well....at least they tried to explain it....

#17 Posted by Forever (4332 posts) - - Show Bio

I love Batman but he would die horribly.

#18 Posted by Lantern Prime (13045 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman! Come on! He doesn't need "Prep-time"! Hes beatin a whole of other powerful heros and villians!

#19 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

SoundWave07 says:

"Batman! Come on! He doesn't need "Prep-time"! Hes beatin a whole of other powerful heros and villians! "

You're joking, right?

#20 Posted by Lantern Prime (13045 posts) - - Show Bio

No, just look at what he did to Superman!

#21 Posted by Owen_Porter (83189 posts) - - Show Bio

SoundWave07 says:

"No, just look at what he did to Superman!"

Which was what exactly?

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#22 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

OMG soundwave, not again.

#23 Posted by Blue Nighty (374 posts) - - Show Bio

how would batman even win???

#24 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Lord Gambler says:

"SoundWave07 says:
"No, just look at what he did to Superman!"

Which was what exactly?"

That was in Dark Knight Returns.

1) He had much more prep

2) He had kryptonite

3) Dark Knight Returns is NOT canon, so it doesn't count.

#25 Posted by Owen_Porter (83189 posts) - - Show Bio

Sparda says:

"Lord Gambler says:
"SoundWave07 says:
"No, just look at what he did to Superman!"

Which was what exactly?"

That was in Dark Knight Returns.

1) He had much more prep

2) He had kryptonite

3) Dark Knight Returns is NOT canon, so it doesn't count."

Green Arrow also had a HUGE hand in that.

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#26 Posted by Lantern Prime (13045 posts) - - Show Bio

Sparda says:

"Lord Gambler says:
"SoundWave07 says:
"No, just look at what he did to Superman!"
Which was what exactly?"
That was in Dark Knight Returns. 1) He had much more prep 2) He had kryptonite 3) Dark Knight Returns is NOT canon, so it doesn't count."

Oh so it doesn't count? Then why did in one of the Batman issues he reference to beating Superman one time?

#27 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

SoundWave07 says:

"Sparda says:
"Lord Gambler says:
"SoundWave07 says:
"No, just look at what he did to Superman!"
Which was what exactly?"
That was in Dark Knight Returns. 1) He had much more prep 2) He had kryptonite 3) Dark Knight Returns is NOT canon, so it doesn't count."

Oh so it doesn't count? Then why did in one of the Batman issues he reference to beating Superman one time?"

He was talking about how he could beat him if he needed to, I think.

#28 Posted by Owen_Porter (83189 posts) - - Show Bio

SoundWave07 says:

"Sparda says:
"Lord Gambler says:
"SoundWave07 says:
"No, just look at what he did to Superman!"
Which was what exactly?"
That was in Dark Knight Returns. 1) He had much more prep 2) He had kryptonite 3) Dark Knight Returns is NOT canon, so it doesn't count."

Oh so it doesn't count? Then why did in one of the Batman issues he reference to beating Superman one time?"

Give me the issue and I'll tell you. They fought once during the Hush arc when Superman was under the control of Poison Ivy and he had a Kryptonite ring. He didn't beat Superman he only survived long enough to break the hold. He later admits that if it had gone any longer Superman would have killed him.

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#29 Posted by Buckshot (18867 posts) - - Show Bio
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#30 Posted by Lantern Prime (13045 posts) - - Show Bio

Never mind that, I say Batman wins threw his intelligence! Ok if he had pre time he would come up with a anti-gamma radiation bomb that revert him back to Banner! Now if this is WW Hulk then yeah doesn't win at all! But if this was the regular Hulk Batman has chance.

#31 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

SoundWave07 says:

"Never mind that, I say Batman wins threw his intelligence! Ok if he had pre time he would come up with a anti-gamma radiation bomb that revert him back to Banner! Now if this is WW Hulk then yeah doesn't win at all! But if this was the regular Hulk Batman has chance."

Read the very first post for the specifics.

#32 Posted by Mr. Ubiquitous (1032 posts) - - Show Bio

LOrd, this is ACTUALLY being debated????

Bat-Fans (i'm one) stop it, this is an ignominious end for your position.

#33 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

well as buckshot pointed out, Batman has taken Hulk down at least once in comics lol

M

#34 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

Mr. Ubiquitous says:

"LOrd, this is ACTUALLY being debated????Bat-Fans (i'm one) stop it, this is an ignominious end for your position."

lol yeah really.

#35 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"well as buckshot pointed out, Batman has taken Hulk down at least once in comics lolM"

At least Hulk fought Supes to a stalemate once, lol.

#36 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

excuse me for a second...

M

#37 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"excuse me for a second...M"

Lol. Sorry bout that, I just hate Supes with a fiery passion, lol.

#38 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

lol ok :D

i'm gonna start up a new thread and i expect your help in it...

M

#39 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"lol ok :Di'm gonna start up a new thread and i expect your help in it...M"

Oh crap......

#40 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

go to my Green Vs Green thread and see what ya think

M

#41 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman would totally kick Hulk's ass. All he needs is his trusty kryptonite... no wait, that doesn't work on Hulk. Yeah, Batman's f'ed.

#42 Posted by Eternal Chaos (22990 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman won't win. Give it up already.

#43 Posted by MasterChief3 (60 posts) - - Show Bio

i hate both

i'll just say a tie

#44 Posted by Ms. Invisible (3292 posts) - - Show Bio

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#45 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

MasterCheif3 says:

"i hate both i'll just say a tie"

oh so you pick winners based on your personal feelings for them instead of their powers and abilities...

#46 Posted by Ms. Invisible (3292 posts) - - Show Bio

Apparition says:

"MasterCheif3 says:
"i hate both i'll just say a tie"

oh so you pick winners based on your personal feelings for them instead of their powers and abilities..."

I think this whole thread is pretty much about personal feelings and where they stand with their the personal feelings.

#47 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

i guess.... its just so silly.

#48 Posted by Lantern Prime (13045 posts) - - Show Bio

Well I love Batman so I think he should win!

#49 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - - Show Bio

fantastic reasoning!

#50 Posted by Lantern Prime (13045 posts) - - Show Bio

Well.......everbodies doing it so......