if you were to gain superpowers how would you obtain them and what would they be
If super-tech counts, such as Iron Man's suit, that's the most likely scenario for me :P
But I'd probably be doused in some freaky chemicals or get injected with some garbage that turns out to give me super powers, failing the option of Iron Man's tech. The least likely is that I'd somehow find a magic wielding person and she/he would bestow some sort of powers on me, or teach me powers that I could use but needed training to access. That's assuming magic exists, which it doesn't in the real world :P
If we're going by comic book universe logic, though? I'd totally get Iron Man to teach me how to build my own tech like that, or have Thor's friends craft me a ridiculous hammer of banishment, that can banish magical and extraterrestrial beings to their native lands if I so choose, and I would call it my banhammer.
"To me, Banhammer!"
"Face the might of Banhammer!"
"Stop! Hammer time!"
Genetic experimentation to intentionally create superpowers. Not from the government, I'd do it myself. Go for a version of the Sentry formula (minus the crazy). Test it through hundreds of virtual tests before using it on myself. Once successful, cause large explosion at lab and destroy all copies of the data. No back up saves, no possible way for anyone to find or replicate the serum's formula. Travel to Mars to fully master abilities. Come back to Earth once mastered.
I would study hard and then be an Aerospace Engineer...then participate in a NASA project, and then go to outer space...
then I would accidentally exposed to Cosmic radiation....
the Radiation would gains me the Power of Nuclear Explosion
-Mental Projection, telepath
and somehow the radiation would affects my Brain and maximize it to 100% ( i know that it's a myth)
and I would process a SuperGenius-Intellect
I have had a plan to get super powers for years now. it is as follows: check the weather forecast...wait for severe weather lightning storm. Go to a big lake, get large aluminum boat, fill boat with; nuclear waste, radioactive isotopes, various chemicals, etc.... then wrap self in aluminum foil body suit and have cables running from suit to all various items stated before. get self and all items into boat, go out into lake/body ofwater and hold up long metal pole/lightning rod. when lightning hits, courses through myself and all said chemicals,etc..... and BAM! Superpowers!!!!! it's gonna work and everybody laughs at my plans. When i am the world's first superhero, who will be laughing then?????