Now, out of all the people who know Batman's secret identity why don't they just send a sniper while Bruce Wayne is out on a morning jog, or in a Lamborghini being driven by one of his play girls...or infiltrate Wayne Corps or jus kill him at one of his parties
how to kill batman
Clone his parents, send them to his house. Sneak in the mansion through the back, or teleport. When he answers the door and is stunned and let's his guard down, .45 to the back of the head.
How dare you counter my most serious response.@Decoy Elite said:
Batman would catch the bullets.That's Bull**** anyway you slice it.
Find a scan of Batman not catching a bullet good sir.
Oh wait, you can't! Just like you can't find one of him not-breathing in space.
@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.
@Decoy Elite: You can post whatever fanboy wanking scan you like the point is batman is not superhuman and shouldn't be able to perform superhuman feats.
@cody1984:
I'm pretty sure Decoy Elite was being sarcastic with the bullet catching comment. And really it should have been obvious with the not breathing in space comment
@cody1984 said:
@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.
Read the opening sentence and then my response.
At what point are we discussing superhuman abilities or feats.
@TheWitchingHour: You can never be sure with batman fanboys since a lot of them are retarded. I'm sorry but its true from my experience being here on comicvine. I've seen way to many batman scans showing ungodly amounts of PIS with them claiming it's not PIS.
@Decoy Elite: No Batman really does have a ton of PIS.
Correct good sir!@cody1984:
I'm pretty sure Decoy Elite was being sarcastic with the bullet catching comment. And really it should have been obvious with the not breathing in space comment
I though BatKick would run it home.
@Kallarkz said:
@cody1984 said:
@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.
Read the opening sentence and then my response.
At what point are we discussing superhuman abilities or feats.
Maybe since you stated
why do people always just to fit real world logic into comic book logic?
Right after I stated batman catching bullets is BS perhaps?
I would like to talk to these people, because they must write the world's best fan-fiction.@Decoy Elite said:
@cody1984: Rule of thumb here, if someone posts the Bat Kick, they're joking.Dude I've seen people post that same exact scan and seriously believe batman is capable of doing that.
@cody1984 said:
@Kallarkz said:
@cody1984 said:
@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.
Read the opening sentence and then my response.
At what point are we discussing superhuman abilities or feats.
Maybe since you stated
why do people always just to fit real world logic into comic book logic?Right after I stated batman catching bullets is BS perhaps?
Yeah usually when people are directly responding to another post in a thread they quote them.
As we are doing now.
@Kallarkz said:
@cody1984 said:
@Kallarkz said:
@cody1984 said:
@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.
Read the opening sentence and then my response.
At what point are we discussing superhuman abilities or feats.
Maybe since you stated
why do people always just to fit real world logic into comic book logic?Right after I stated batman catching bullets is BS perhaps?
Yeah usually when people are directly responding to another post in a thread they quote them.
As we are doing now.
Not always a lot people make a comment about some other post without directly quoting it like you did.
@Decoy Elite said:
@cody1984 said:I would like to talk to these people, because they must write the world's best fan-fiction.@Decoy Elite said:
@cody1984: Rule of thumb here, if someone posts the Bat Kick, they're joking.Dude I've seen people post that same exact scan and seriously believe batman is capable of doing that.
Hang out in the battle forums and you will see it after awhile.
It's one of several reasons why I don't check the battle forums out much anymore.
@Kallarkz said:
@cody1984 said:
Not always a lot people make a comment about some other post without directly quoting it like you did.
Because I was responding to the main topic.
And i'm not going to sit here and play this child game with you.
Good day =]
You claim I'm playing a childish game yet your post shows you acting like a child yourself especially the part where you say "good day." That's the pot calling the kettle black.
Anyway, I'm done with this thread and this will be my last comment on this topic.
@cody1984 said:
@Kallarkz said:
@cody1984 said:
Not always a lot people make a comment about some other post without directly quoting it like you did.
Because I was responding to the main topic.
And i'm not going to sit here and play this child game with you.
Good day =]
You claim I'm playing a childish game yet your post shows you acting like a child yourself especially the part where you say "good day." That's the pot calling the kettle black.
Anyway, I'm done with this thread and this will be my last comment on this topic.
My posts show that I am acting like a child...especially good day? lol if you say so.
Stick to talking to people who are actually talking to you and you'll do fine in future threads =]
WHY ARE YOU ALL TALKING BEHIND MY BACK!
Sniper's require sniper guns, and sniper bullets. Batman checks all the rubbish bins for receipts for snipers bullets. Then he cross references this with all people who have arms and hands and very dexterous feet, then he has little magnets with microphones attached to their temples but camouflaged so their don't notice when they have their morning shave. Then when he hears them go to stake out his route to shot him, he throws invisible metallic homing batarangs that home in on the sniper rendering him impotent. His (Snipers) self esteem issues handle the rest and he turns him self into the police.
Batman would catch the bullets.This is ridiculous.
Batman would just extend his awesomeness field to destroy any bullets coming toward him. He wouldn't be close enough to catch it.
You can't kill Batman.....
He'll just get send back into time to become a caveman, pirate, etc and ultimately comes back with a super advanced suit.
You can't kill Batman.....
He'll just get send back into time to become a caveman, pirate, etc and ultimately comes back with a super advanced suit.
AND IT WILL BE THE GREATEST COMIC ARC EVER.
@FadeToBlackBolt said:
@Aiden Cross said:You can't kill Batman.....
He'll just get send back into time to become a caveman, pirate, etc and ultimately comes back with a super advanced suit.
AND IT WILL BE THE GREATEST COMIC ARC EVER.
Lmfao.
He'd just block the sword with his neck.Cut his f*cking head off. It's that simple. We really don't need an entire thread devoted to this.
I think if you read this thread over my comment would make more sense.@Decoy Elite said:
@TheCannon said:He'd just block the sword with his neck.Cut his f*cking head off. It's that simple. We really don't need an entire thread devoted to this.
And his neck would be sliced in two, so....
@Decoy Elite said:
@TheCannon said:I think if you read this thread over my comment would make more sense.@Decoy Elite said:
@TheCannon said:He'd just block the sword with his neck.Cut his f*cking head off. It's that simple. We really don't need an entire thread devoted to this.
And his neck would be sliced in two, so....
With PIS, I say Bats could do what you said. But without it, Batman dies.
@RobocopSlayerT800 said:
it's easy to kill Batman.
Shoot him in the face.
Sounds good to me.
@RobocopSlayerT800 said:
it's easy to kill Batman.
Shoot him in the face.
He'd dodge it or disarm whoever's pointing it at him.
@ImmortalOne said:
@RobocopSlayerT800 said:
it's easy to kill Batman.
Shoot him in the face.
He'd dodge it or disarm whoever's pointing it at him.
I saw someone post a video of that, we dont know if he dodged it or happened to move out of the way at the right time. Now if hes dodged a bullet directly, knowing it was pointed at him, I'd love to see the scan.
@RobocopSlayerT800 said:
@ImmortalOne said:
@RobocopSlayerT800 said:
it's easy to kill Batman.
Shoot him in the face.
He'd dodge it or disarm whoever's pointing it at him.
I saw someone post a video of that, we dont know if he dodged it or happened to move out of the way at the right time. Now if hes dodged a bullet directly, knowing it was pointed at him, I'd love to see the scan.
Batman dodges bullets all the time.
Here's one example, but there are plenty more.
@Decoy Elite said:
@cody1984 said:How dare you counter my most serious response. Find a scan of Batman not catching a bullet good sir. Oh wait, you can't! Just like you can't find one of him not-breathing in space.@Decoy Elite said:
Batman would catch the bullets.That's Bull**** anyway you slice it.
Actually...
Legends of the Dark Knight.
Issue 1.
Batman has a space suit on in space.
HAHA
@ImmortalOne said:
@RobocopSlayerT800 said:
@ImmortalOne said:
@RobocopSlayerT800 said:
it's easy to kill Batman.
Shoot him in the face.
He'd dodge it or disarm whoever's pointing it at him.
I saw someone post a video of that, we dont know if he dodged it or happened to move out of the way at the right time. Now if hes dodged a bullet directly, knowing it was pointed at him, I'd love to see the scan.
Batman dodges bullets all the time.
Here's one example, but there are plenty more.
Thats weird considering Batmans just a human.
I could waite until Batmans asleep and blow his brains out. Or I Could get Bane to break his back for me again and then FINISH HIM!
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