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#1 Posted by CapedCrusaider (114 posts) - - Show Bio

Now, out of all the people who know Batman's secret identity why don't they just send a sniper while Bruce Wayne is out on a morning jog, or in a Lamborghini being driven by one of his play girls...or infiltrate Wayne Corps or jus kill him at one of his parties

#2 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman would catch the bullets. 

#3 Edited by HBKTimHBK (5242 posts) - - Show Bio

Out of all the people who know Batman's secret identity, who would want to go hire a sniper to kill him while he is busy doing Bruce Wayne business?

#4 Posted by Night Thrasher (3676 posts) - - Show Bio

Clone his parents, send them to his house. Sneak in the mansion through the back, or teleport. When he answers the door and is stunned and let's his guard down, .45 to the back of the head.

#5 Posted by cody1984 (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

Batman would catch the bullets.

That's Bull**** anyway you slice it.

#6 Posted by Kallarkz (3303 posts) - - Show Bio

why do people always just to fit real world logic into comic book logic?

#7 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@cody1984 said:

@Decoy Elite said:

Batman would catch the bullets.

That's Bull**** anyway you slice it.

How dare you counter my most serious response.  
 
Find a scan of Batman not catching a bullet good sir. 
Oh wait, you can't! Just like you can't find one of him not-breathing in space. 
#8 Posted by cody1984 (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.

@Decoy Elite: You can post whatever fanboy wanking scan you like the point is batman is not superhuman and shouldn't be able to perform superhuman feats.

#9 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@cody1984: Okay.  
 
#10 Posted by cody1984 (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite: Which proves Batman is written with a ton of PIS nothing more nothing less.

#11 Posted by TheWitchingHour (1340 posts) - - Show Bio

@cody1984:

I'm pretty sure Decoy Elite was being sarcastic with the bullet catching comment. And really it should have been obvious with the not breathing in space comment

#12 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@cody1984: Okay, now you're the one messing with me here. 
#13 Posted by Kallarkz (3303 posts) - - Show Bio

@cody1984 said:

@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.

Read the opening sentence and then my response.

At what point are we discussing superhuman abilities or feats.

#14 Posted by cody1984 (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheWitchingHour: You can never be sure with batman fanboys since a lot of them are retarded. I'm sorry but its true from my experience being here on comicvine. I've seen way to many batman scans showing ungodly amounts of PIS with them claiming it's not PIS.

@Decoy Elite: No Batman really does have a ton of PIS.

#15 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheWitchingHour said:

@cody1984:

I'm pretty sure Decoy Elite was being sarcastic with the bullet catching comment. And really it should have been obvious with the not breathing in space comment

Correct good sir! 
I though BatKick would run it home. 
#16 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@cody1984: Rule of thumb here, if someone posts the Bat Kick, they're joking. 
#17 Posted by cody1984 (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kallarkz said:

@cody1984 said:

@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.

Read the opening sentence and then my response.

At what point are we discussing superhuman abilities or feats.

Maybe since you stated

why do people always just to fit real world logic into comic book logic?

Right after I stated batman catching bullets is BS perhaps?

#18 Posted by cody1984 (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@cody1984: Rule of thumb here, if someone posts the Bat Kick, they're joking.

Dude I've seen people post that same exact scan and seriously believe batman is capable of doing that.

#19 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@cody1984 said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@cody1984: Rule of thumb here, if someone posts the Bat Kick, they're joking.

Dude I've seen people post that same exact scan and seriously believe batman is capable of doing that.

I would like to talk to these people, because they must write the world's best fan-fiction. 
#20 Posted by Kallarkz (3303 posts) - - Show Bio

@cody1984 said:

@Kallarkz said:

@cody1984 said:

@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.

Read the opening sentence and then my response.

At what point are we discussing superhuman abilities or feats.

Maybe since you stated

why do people always just to fit real world logic into comic book logic?

Right after I stated batman catching bullets is BS perhaps?

Yeah usually when people are directly responding to another post in a thread they quote them.

As we are doing now.

#21 Posted by cody1984 (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kallarkz said:

@cody1984 said:

@Kallarkz said:

@cody1984 said:

@Kallarkz: Because batman is supposed to be human and not have superpower that is why. It's one thing to have him be able to make the best freerunners on earth look like amateurs and be able to do a world record dead lift without much difficultly several times but catching a bullet fired from a gun is definitely a superhuman feat which is something batman shouldn't be capable of doing being that he is not superhuman.

Read the opening sentence and then my response.

At what point are we discussing superhuman abilities or feats.

Maybe since you stated

why do people always just to fit real world logic into comic book logic?

Right after I stated batman catching bullets is BS perhaps?

Yeah usually when people are directly responding to another post in a thread they quote them.

As we are doing now.

Not always a lot people make a comment about some other post without directly quoting it like you did.

#22 Posted by cody1984 (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@cody1984 said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@cody1984: Rule of thumb here, if someone posts the Bat Kick, they're joking.

Dude I've seen people post that same exact scan and seriously believe batman is capable of doing that.

I would like to talk to these people, because they must write the world's best fan-fiction.

Hang out in the battle forums and you will see it after awhile.

It's one of several reasons why I don't check the battle forums out much anymore.

#23 Posted by Kallarkz (3303 posts) - - Show Bio

@cody1984 said:

Not always a lot people make a comment about some other post without directly quoting it like you did.

Because I was responding to the main topic.

And i'm not going to sit here and play this child game with you.

Good day =]

#24 Posted by cody1984 (1279 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kallarkz said:

@cody1984 said:

Not always a lot people make a comment about some other post without directly quoting it like you did.

Because I was responding to the main topic.

And i'm not going to sit here and play this child game with you.

Good day =]

You claim I'm playing a childish game yet your post shows you acting like a child yourself especially the part where you say "good day." That's the pot calling the kettle black.

Anyway, I'm done with this thread and this will be my last comment on this topic.

#25 Posted by Kallarkz (3303 posts) - - Show Bio

@cody1984 said:

@Kallarkz said:

@cody1984 said:

Not always a lot people make a comment about some other post without directly quoting it like you did.

Because I was responding to the main topic.

And i'm not going to sit here and play this child game with you.

Good day =]

You claim I'm playing a childish game yet your post shows you acting like a child yourself especially the part where you say "good day." That's the pot calling the kettle black.

Anyway, I'm done with this thread and this will be my last comment on this topic.

My posts show that I am acting like a child...especially good day? lol if you say so.

Stick to talking to people who are actually talking to you and you'll do fine in future threads =]

#26 Posted by yumyumbubblegum (618 posts) - - Show Bio

What happened to a good old orbital nuke?

#27 Posted by AwesomeAquaman (153 posts) - - Show Bio

Can't Darkseid kill him again oh wait... :|

#28 Posted by SC (12961 posts) - - Show Bio

WHY ARE YOU ALL TALKING BEHIND MY BACK!  
 
Sniper's require sniper guns, and sniper bullets. Batman checks all the rubbish bins for receipts for snipers bullets. Then he cross references this with all people who have arms and hands and very dexterous feet, then he has little magnets with microphones attached to their temples but camouflaged so their don't notice when they have their morning shave. Then when he hears them go to stake out his route to shot him, he throws invisible metallic homing batarangs that home in on the sniper rendering him impotent. His (Snipers) self esteem issues handle the rest and he turns him self into the police.  

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#29 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio
@Decoy Elite said:
Batman would catch the bullets. 
This is ridiculous.  
 
Batman would just extend his awesomeness field to destroy any bullets coming toward him. He wouldn't be close enough to catch it. 
#30 Posted by Aiden Cross (15562 posts) - - Show Bio

You can't kill Batman.....

He'll just get send back into time to become a caveman, pirate, etc and ultimately comes back with a super advanced suit.

#31 Posted by Phaedrusgr (1672 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kallarkz: You tell me...

#32 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio
@Aiden Cross said:

You can't kill Batman.....

He'll just get send back into time to become a caveman, pirate, etc and ultimately comes back with a super advanced suit.

AND IT WILL BE THE GREATEST COMIC ARC EVER.

#33 Posted by ragdollpurps (15572 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

@Aiden Cross said:

You can't kill Batman.....

He'll just get send back into time to become a caveman, pirate, etc and ultimately comes back with a super advanced suit.

AND IT WILL BE THE GREATEST COMIC ARC EVER.

Lmfao.

#34 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

Throw a rock at him.

....

A big rock.

#35 Posted by Billy Batson (57943 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman.
BB

#36 Posted by ShadowPanther (132 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Posted by Kesho_Ronin (209 posts) - - Show Bio

Give Catwoman H.I.V.E. and that's how you kill a bat

#38 Posted by TheCannon (18296 posts) - - Show Bio

Cut his f*cking head off. It's that simple. We really don't need an entire thread devoted to this.

#39 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCannon said:

Cut his f*cking head off. It's that simple. We really don't need an entire thread devoted to this.

He'd just block the sword with his neck.
#40 Posted by TheCannon (18296 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@TheCannon said:

Cut his f*cking head off. It's that simple. We really don't need an entire thread devoted to this.

He'd just block the sword with his neck.

And his neck would be sliced in two, so....

#41 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio
@TheCannon said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@TheCannon said:

Cut his f*cking head off. It's that simple. We really don't need an entire thread devoted to this.

He'd just block the sword with his neck.

And his neck would be sliced in two, so....

I think if you read this thread over my comment would make more sense.
#42 Posted by RobocopSlayerT800 (2341 posts) - - Show Bio

it's easy to kill Batman.

Shoot him in the face.

#43 Posted by TheCannon (18296 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@TheCannon said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@TheCannon said:

Cut his f*cking head off. It's that simple. We really don't need an entire thread devoted to this.

He'd just block the sword with his neck.

And his neck would be sliced in two, so....

I think if you read this thread over my comment would make more sense.

With PIS, I say Bats could do what you said. But without it, Batman dies.

@RobocopSlayerT800 said:

it's easy to kill Batman.

Shoot him in the face.

Sounds good to me.

#44 Posted by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

nuke gotham while he is out patrolling - make sure no supers can prevent it, make it fast and stealthy

#45 Edited by ImmortalOne (3376 posts) - - Show Bio

@RobocopSlayerT800 said:

it's easy to kill Batman.

Shoot him in the face.

He'd dodge it or disarm whoever's pointing it at him.

#46 Posted by RobocopSlayerT800 (2341 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImmortalOne said:

@RobocopSlayerT800 said:

it's easy to kill Batman.

Shoot him in the face.

He'd dodge it or disarm whoever's pointing it at him.

I saw someone post a video of that, we dont know if he dodged it or happened to move out of the way at the right time. Now if hes dodged a bullet directly, knowing it was pointed at him, I'd love to see the scan.

#47 Posted by ImmortalOne (3376 posts) - - Show Bio

@RobocopSlayerT800 said:

@ImmortalOne said:

@RobocopSlayerT800 said:

it's easy to kill Batman.

Shoot him in the face.

He'd dodge it or disarm whoever's pointing it at him.

I saw someone post a video of that, we dont know if he dodged it or happened to move out of the way at the right time. Now if hes dodged a bullet directly, knowing it was pointed at him, I'd love to see the scan.

Batman dodges bullets all the time.

Here's one example, but there are plenty more.

#48 Posted by minigunman123 (3116 posts) - - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@cody1984 said:

@Decoy Elite said:

Batman would catch the bullets.

That's Bull**** anyway you slice it.

How dare you counter my most serious response. Find a scan of Batman not catching a bullet good sir. Oh wait, you can't! Just like you can't find one of him not-breathing in space.

Actually...

Legends of the Dark Knight.

Issue 1.

Batman has a space suit on in space.

HAHA

#49 Posted by RobocopSlayerT800 (2341 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImmortalOne said:

@RobocopSlayerT800 said:

@ImmortalOne said:

@RobocopSlayerT800 said:

it's easy to kill Batman.

Shoot him in the face.

He'd dodge it or disarm whoever's pointing it at him.

I saw someone post a video of that, we dont know if he dodged it or happened to move out of the way at the right time. Now if hes dodged a bullet directly, knowing it was pointed at him, I'd love to see the scan.

Batman dodges bullets all the time.

Here's one example, but there are plenty more.

Thats weird considering Batmans just a human.

I could waite until Batmans asleep and blow his brains out. Or I Could get Bane to break his back for me again and then FINISH HIM!

#50 Posted by TheSwordsman (1954 posts) - - Show Bio

1000 explosive/incendiary/shrapnel (steel ball bearings), plastique/white phosphorus/napalm,,smart-missiles fired ten at a time .5 seconds apart for each 10 round salvo with a 100 foot blast radius fired from miles away that detonate when they get 20 feet or less from him.