How battles would really go.....

@sog7dc: Lol, sounds pretty accurate if you ask me.

Deathstroke vs Deadpool

@ultrastarkiller: I'll donthus after batman Vs spiderman

lmao!

Batman vs Deathstroke!

The majority of all violence will end in sex.

@sog7dc: Thor vs Silver Surfer

@sog7dc: ALAN SCOTT VS THOR

@oceanmaster21: @allstarsuperman: Will do. Tmrw I have to do batman v spidey. And I'll do one a day in the order they are posted

@sog7dc: ok just tag me when you do alan scott vs thor:)

im gonna go ahead and add venom to the mix so as to satisfy both requests without having to do a second version of the battle

(Peter walking up to his apartment door getting ready to pull out his key just as bruce wayne opens the door naked)

Peter: whoa! what the hell are you doing n my apartment????!!!!!?!?!?!?!......BRUCE WAYNE?!?!

Bruce: Your apartment? (shoves the deed in peters face) I own the building (mary-jane who is unaware peter is there comes up behind bruce and kisses his neck)

MJ: when you coming back to bed---- OH MY GOD!!! PETER ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!

Bruce: oh its exactly what it looks like.

Peter: (in tears and his voice is shaking) ....MJ?

(bruce steps back to reveal Felicia sitting in the bed....also naked)

Peter: .......Felicia?!

(Bruce steps back toward a syringe of venom also revealing gwen stacy)

Peter: Gwen?! youre alive?!?!

Bruce: awe cheer up. it could always get worse

(Aunt May who is also naked walking up with a batch of fresh baked cookies)

Aunt May: i got those cookies you asked for ba-- PETER!!!!

Peter: THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!!

(bruce injects himself with the venom)

Bruce: Lets go bug boy!

(they fight for like an hour until spiderman eventually kills him)

(peter walks back into his apartment and turns on the tv)

Bruce on the tv: Hello peter. by now you will have killed me. but just know that in the end i wanted to give you one last big fat middle finger.....Do your thing Will (in comes the black hand)

BH: Uncle Ben.....rise

(uncle ben crawls from the grave)

Bruce: watch this part closely peter.....do your thing deadshot.

(one shot to the head of uncle ben)

Peter:.......ehhh. its still not as bad as what Dan slott has been doing to me

the end

(not gonna lie.....im proud of this one lol)

@sog7dc: LMAO PERFECT

tmrw ill do slade v wade. and who knows what shenanigans will happen in their fight? ;) but rest assured all debate will be put to rest as the clear cut winner will emerge victorious!!

@sog7dc: the aunt May part had me on the floor laughing

@oreoassassin: lol i was laughing as i wrote that part. in fact i had a completely differentscenario then i thought "what if batman banged aunt may in peters apartment"

This is hilarious the Goku part killed me lol funniest thing I have seen all week

You know what would be good Batman and Black panther meeting each other or Magneto and Joker fussing over who is the best comic book villain not trynna annoy you are anything just felt like making a suggestion

not annoying at all. im having as much fun with this as i suspect and hope you all are

@sog7dc: Can't wait lol

@sog7dc: cant wait to see the story for the battle i gave u ur excellent at this

@oceanmaster21: I'm gonna have fun with that one