HOW ABOUT A MOD FOR THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE?

Now I know that we like to believe that everyone in the world lives in America, because you know WOOO! AMERICA! but there are actually people who do live in other countries. Just off the top of my head, Australia, New Zealand, Indonesia, little place called India. Anyway, my point is, rather that appointing mods who are never online, fellate themselves or only on during hours restricted by their timezone, we actually get someone for the Southern Hemisphere. Because it turns out, there are numerous imbeciles on this site at any one time. People get sexually harassed, their image galleries defamed with gratuities, but no mods to do anything because they aren't there, since, well, who cares about the Southern Hemisphere? 
 
Yes, this was spurned by anger, but it's justified anger. 

Sorry but I refuse to believe you. People live in other countries? NO. Next thing you will tell me is that the world is round. 

@FadeToBlackBolt: That'd be a good idea.

I'm from Australia, just to tell.

@Dernman said:

Sorry but I refuse to believe you. People live in other countries? NO. Next thing you will tell me is that the world is round.

LOL.

I'm always wondered about the ramifications of fellating yourself........is that brief moment of questionable thrill worth a potential crippling?

You're wanting a mod that lives in the Eastern Hemisphere then? Makes sense.

They'll probably just say there's nothing they can do about it anyway.

@FadeToBlackBolt: I take it you don't live in America? And I have to say more mods from other countries to be online during the times the American mods aren't would be very helpful around the site to deal with those problems.

@FadeToBlackBolt: I'm in 'MERKIA and usually on an absurd amount of time (i tend to go to bed rather late and wake up quite early... I'm like Batman in that regard and that regard alone I suppose).... but as you know, I tend to keep to Battles, Off-Topic, and anything that is flagged under the sections the Guardians have assigned me to patrol.

So, while none of these things fall on my radar (I only get flags that fall under the general threads I visit), I'll gladly fly outside my sector to deal with them. If something like this pops up again, shoot me a PM. The odds are pretty good I'll be around soon, but hey, every now and then I step outside for some fresh air, too. I'll do my best.

Also, I know of at least one mod in the European time zone.

Does the southern hemisphere even have any good potential mod candidates...?
BB

There's a Southern Hemisphere???

Ridiculous, we all know it's Canada, America, Mexico, then the world just...kinda ends in a giant waterfall.

You keep your southern hemisphere out of my northern hemisphere.

But I make no promises to keep my northern hemisphere out of your southern hemisphere... after all I might need it to put more of my stuff some where later on.

@FadeToBlackBolt said:

Now I know that we like to believe that everyone in the world lives in America, because you know WOOO! AMERICA! but there are actually people who do live in other countries. Just off the top of my head, Australia, New Zealand, Indonesia, little place called India. Anyway, my point is, rather that appointing mods who are never online, fellate themselves or only on during hours restricted by their timezone, we actually get someone for the Southern Hemisphere. Because it turns out, there are numerous imbeciles on this site at any one time. People get sexually harassed, their image galleries defamed with gratuities, but no mods to do anything because they aren't there, since, well, who cares about the Southern Hemisphere? Yes, this was spurned by anger, but it's justified anger.

@Lvenger said:

@FadeToBlackBolt: I take it you don't live in America? And I have to say more mods from other countries to be online during the times the American mods aren't would be very helpful around the site to deal with those problems.

WONDERFUL IDEA! I think we really need a MOD for the wee hours of the "Real World's" morn =)

@Billy Batson said:

Does the southern hemisphere even have any good potential mod candidates...?
BB

SC. SC is always on and he's damn knowledgeable and fair. I think he would make a wonderful candidate. In fact, I don't know why he isn't already a MOD.

This is very true and their are tons of great people who do not live in america or canada that could easily be a candidate. I can think of more from there than america.

I don't know about the rest of the mods, but I'm always happy to help after its been suggested I fellate myself.

@The Stegman said:

Ridiculous, we all know it's Canada, America, Mexico, then the world just...kinda ends in a giant waterfall.

Hahahaha

@CitizenBane said:

I'm always wondered about the ramifications of fellating yourself........is that brief moment of questionable thrill worth a potential crippling?

@jloneblackheart said:

I don't know about the rest of the mods, but I'm always happy to help after its been suggested I fellate myself.

UAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I knew stuff like this would appear after reading the OP

How about... 
 

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@jloneblackheart said:

I don't know about the rest of the mods, but I'm always happy to help after its been suggested I fellate myself.

I also want to help after it has been suggested that JLone fellates himself.

@FadeToBlackBolt:

Seriously though, why are you asking us? We don't choose mods.

@Raiiyn: Where does SC live that means he's on a lot of the time? And agreed he should be a choice for mod.

I'm not sure I understand how can you have a hemisphere on a flat surface like Earth?

@Lvenger: NZ. Which happens to be one of the countries in the specified time zone. He's on during the wee hours of the morn for me (EST). I really don't understand why he is not a mod already.