Posted by inferiorego (23084 posts) - - Show Bio

Last week, we took a look at some really cool looking costumes that were new for 2011. Man, those were some awesome Halloween costumes, weren't they? Sadly, it was brought to my attention that the Chun-Li costume was a horrible piece of garbage. I thought it looked insanely cool, but apparently, people online who bought the costume said some not-so-nice things about it.

The dress itself - is paper thin, almost something like a cheap flag would be made out of. It does not fit proportionately, therefore isn't very flattering.

Please dont make the mistake I did and purchase this costume. Its not worth it.

The picture on the site looks nothing like the costume.

But we all agree the picture of the costume looks really cool right? That's all I have to go with, and I apologize, but again, the picture is pretty awesome.

In honor of that terrible costume I thought looked awesome, let's take our annual look at some costumes that are terrible. No ratings this time. Just awful costumes. I tried to find some good ones for you guys this year. Costumes I haven't seen in the past. So let's kick this off and make fun of things!

A few of last year's "winners."
== TEASER ==

5. Irish Matthew Lesko

Wait... Is that Full House's Dave Coulier? CUT IT OUT!

Egads! What we have here is a costume from the film Batman Forever... You know, the one with all the fun neon lights and the two Jokers Two-Face and Riddler in it. Sorry, I've always wanted to use the strike-out option... Anyway, you'll never hear anyone ever say "Batman Forever is my favorite Batman movie," unless they've only seen that and Batman & Robin. Not only is it a poor representation of the franchise, but it's a poor representation of its characters. Aside from Riddler being the Joker in a green jumpsuit, he looks way too much like Matthew Lesko to be taken seriously.

This costume comes with left-over Max Headroom hairpiece of doom, a jacket left-over from the Steven Seagal sleepwear collection, those delightful pants and the mask, which is actually attached to the mask. You get all of this for the low, LOW price of $100.

If you do plan on getting this costume for Halloween, get ready to hear these things a lot: "What are you?" and "Oh, aren't you that guy from the Jim Carrey movie? Nothing is more exciting than explaining to people that you're a second tier character from a fifth tier film.

Since Riddler is all about wonderful riddles, I thought I'd leave one for you guys. Riddle me this consumer: What is black, worthless and empty? After buying this costume, your wallet and your soul. Oops, I gave you the answer as well.

4. Apathetic Baseball Fury

Manny Ramirez right before he goes to bed every night

Man, I love the movie the Warriors, and I enjoy the comics from Dynamite. It's a classic film about a gang trying to make it home, and one of the coolest gangs in the film is the Baseball Furys. If you're going to go as someone from that film, it HAS to be a member of the Baseball Furys because let's face it, no one wants to go as one of the Orphans. Spoiler alert: Don't mess with the Orphans.

You must be wondering, what do you get when you buy this costume? Prepare for glory! This costume comes with a baseball jersey and pants... That's it. You don't get shoes, the hat, or even the make-up. You get those two items for $54. Not only does this costume look like a foul ball, but it's a bigger rip off than a beer at a Cubs game, and you'll look just as sad.

If you're going as a Baseball Fury, you may as well go all out. Buy your own pants, jersey, and hat. Then put the make-up on yourself. I've even seen Fury costumes that come with a mask. How lazy are you? You may end up spending a couple bucks more, but at least you won't look like the sad man above. If you're going to do it, do it right. Otherwise, you may as just go as one of the Turnbull ACs, and if you do that, people will just mistake you as a neo-nazi.

3. Why Do I Even Bother Going to Costume Parties: The Costume

He's not trying to use the ring. He's trying to give you a fist bump... "Bump it, brah... Bump it."

Green Lantern: An amazing super-hero from DC comics that had a pretty bad (but enjoyable) film come out this past summer. Now, he has his own costume! Well, technically, he's got a buttload of them, but this was the worst of the worst.

Look at this costume. It's lazy, unimaginative, and caters to people who simply don't care about the concept, much like the movie. ZING! It's like a frat boy's perfect costume. "All right, it looks like I'm not trying hard, chicks like Ryan Reynolds so they'll like me, and I still have full mobility to play beer pong."

Looking closer, the shirt looks pretty bad, like someone drew it on with a marker. The mask looks like it was made of cheap CHEAP plastic and the ring looks like you won it out of a 25 cent vending machine. All of this garbage for $20.

I wear comic book shirts like that a lot, but I, like many of you who wear these, never claimed them to be Halloween costumes. This is really for the guy who thinks he's way too cool to dress up for Halloween, but still wants to be let into the costume party. Or maybe he's a bartender who's still working on undergrad, but always changes his major, but everyone truly knows he's lying and hasn't been to college in years, and now that he's in his mid-30s, he's just using the old "paying my way through college" line to try and pick up the 21 year olds that come into his bar. Sadly, no one will get with you "guy with fake elaborate back story" because your costume is awful.

2. Showing Your Kids You Hate Them

This is what happens when mommy and daddy don't love you

What in the heck is this? Look, I know it's supposed to be a Blue Beetle costume, but what was the person thinking that made this piece? Blue Beetle has become a bit more popular, with kids, recently because of his role on the cartoon Batman: Brave and the Bold. With popularity, comes merchandising.

So, this costume comes with the whole jumpsuit and the mask. Are you wowed by its awesome yet? Here comes the tricky part. Many places are selling this for around $18; however, there are just as many selling it for almost $40? $22 more? Does the more expensive version come with a piece of gold in the mask or something because all the costumes look equally terrible.

I don't think I would have known this was Blue Beetle if the website I found it on told me what it was. It looks like pajamas with a mask. Let's call a spade a spade here people. If you're going to dress up as a character, go all out. All you're doing with this costume is ruining all of your kid's hopes and dreams to be whatever they want to be when they grow up. Don't believe me? Follow the time line:

You buy cheap Blue Beetle costume for your son -> Son wears costume -> Everyone points out said costume sucks -> Son cries -> Son gives up on dream of becoming savior of mankind -> Mankind dies.

1. A Sea of Failure (Indiana Jones Costumes)

Three of these costumes have fake chests.

Wow. Our final garbage costume this year is that of an iconic character who got a generation of people (who all ended up at liberal art colleges) to care about history. Not only that, but Indiana Jones is one of the cinemas coolest characters. So, obviously, there's going to be tons of costumes... After searching, I noticed something: Most of them suck.

Here we have a picture of Indiana Jones in his sweet, traditional costume. It's a simple look: brown hat, brown leather jacket, beige button-up shirt, brown belt with gun holster, brown man-purse, khaki pants and some brown shoes. Pretty easy look, right? Then how did all four of the costumes above completely screw it up?

Costume 1: Black shirt? Also, the words "Indiana Jones" are printed on the jacket. Also, put your collar down, this isn't a New Jersey nightclub.

Costume 2: Colors are a bit off, but... wait... is that a fake chest? Huh? Dr Jones wasn't ripped. He was an "everyman" type character.

Costume 3: Indiana Jones isn't supposed to turn me on.... THIS much.

Costume 4: This one comes close, but again, what's with the fake chest?

To buy any of these costumes, you're going to spend between $20 and $40. The costumes normally include the hat, pants and jacket (or shirt), but none of them include the signature whip, except for the sexy lady one. The problem is that you're paying some shoddy costume company your money to dress up like a normal looking person with a whip.

As a lover of Indiana Jones (A person who admires the character, not someone who slept with him), you shouldn't pony up $40 for one of these cheap costumes. Think about it. You probably already own khaki pants, and everyone's dad owns a brown leather jacket, so all you really need is a whip and the hat. I say put it together yourself. Head to your local Goodwill and pick up the materials. At least you'll be getting quality (used) clothing that won't tear halfway through the night because it's made of old picnic table cloth, or better yet, go as Archie!

What do you guys think of these costumes? Would you wear any of these? How could you make these costumes better, without setting them on fire or dipping them in acid?

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#1 Edited by Decept-O (7275 posts) - - Show Bio

", a jacket left-over from the Steven Seagal sleepwear collection," L..M...A..O...

I think the "costume" which is supposed to be Blue Beetle should be ranked the most offensive of the lot, simply because that mask looks like it would scare the hell outta everyone when it is supposed to be a superhero!

#2 Posted by 4Essence (152 posts) - - Show Bio

hilarious article.

blue beetle piece: XD

#3 Posted by Rixec (363 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd really like to see a full armored Blue Beetle costume! I just hope you're only dissing the costume design instead of the character, because then we're gonna have some problems.

#4 Posted by EdwardWindsor (14428 posts) - - Show Bio

so much fail lol

#5 Posted by The Poet (8335 posts) - - Show Bio

definitely don't like the Riddler one...(*shivers in disgust*)

but the third Indiana Jones I don't really mind....

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#6 Posted by RedheadedAtrocitus (6885 posts) - - Show Bio

That Green Lantern one has me laughing...makes me think "Van Wilder as Green Lantern" which is unfortunately just what the movie in June provided us with...

#7 Posted by Tempest55 (77 posts) - - Show Bio

@RedheadedAtrocitus said:

That Green Lantern one has me laughing...makes me think "Van Wilder as Green Lantern" which is unfortunately just what the movie in June provided us with...

You mean... The Green Reynolds

#8 Posted by Fetts (4449 posts) - - Show Bio

The female Indiana Jones looks like she's about to do some very bad things with that whip. :P

#9 Posted by Adnan (1037 posts) - - Show Bio

The BB costume is fine if he's just a kid. Unless everyone really did point out that the costume sucks, causing the kid to cry and give up on his dream to become the savior of mankind thus ensuring the certain death of mankind. That'd be unfortunate.

The Riddler one is funny though.

#10 Posted by danhimself (22492 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd probably wear the Green Lantern costume....just because I'm lazy when it comes to Halloween costumes

#11 Edited by ArtisticNeedham (2240 posts) - - Show Bio

This year I have seen, at costume shops, some very odd costumes for women. Sexy Jason costume, a Sexy Freddy Kruger, a Sexy Chuckie Costume, and a Sexy Leather Face costume.

There are some really cool costumes from the Captain America movie... if you are a little kid, on sale at Disney stores in malls.

This year I am trying to put together a costume of my own character Monkey Boy. But his head is causing some problems.

I don't know if they are new this year, but Morphsuits seem like they can really help in making a superhero costume, if you have $50. You can make a black suit Spider-Man, the Tick, Silver Surfer, etc.

#12 Posted by ARMIV2 (8434 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow those are bad...Blue Beetle might just be the worst though.

#13 Posted by They Killed Cap! (2243 posts) - - Show Bio

Showing Your Kids You Hate Them

This made me laugh...

#14 Posted by Renchamp (2353 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe that's what Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was missing: a corset.

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#15 Posted by Jordanstine (907 posts) - - Show Bio

What!?

Only 1 slutty female costume made it to this year's list?

#16 Posted by The_Tree (7283 posts) - - Show Bio

The Blue Beetle pic and caption made me LOL so hard.

#17 Posted by andrea_mendoza1997 (342 posts) - - Show Bio

Indiana Jones yup, fake chests XD.

#18 Posted by Zjd106 (80 posts) - - Show Bio

I think last years "winners" actually looks pretty cool.

kinda want the wolverine one without the scratch marks

#19 Posted by DarkShadows (742 posts) - - Show Bio

I think Blue Beetle failed the most.

#20 Posted by untammed (442 posts) - - Show Bio

@DarkShadows said:

I think Blue Beetle failed the most.

lol i have to agree

#21 Posted by ImperiousRix (1069 posts) - - Show Bio

Man, my little brother cobbled together a much better Baseball Fury costume a few years back. You don't even NEED a costume there! Just go to a sporting good store and pick up the stuff and then get some face paint!

#22 Posted by haydenclaireheroes (9003 posts) - - Show Bio

Those are pretty bad Halloween costumes.

#23 Posted by WonderBoy1132 (276 posts) - - Show Bio

I look forward to this article all year! Fantastic! Good work guys!

#24 Posted by Meteorite (3351 posts) - - Show Bio

I actually went as Indiana Jones to a party earlier this year, wearing a (black) leather jacket, nice shirt, jeans, and hat. Went off fine.

#25 Posted by Utandi (218 posts) - - Show Bio

@DarkShadows:

Me too! :D

#26 Posted by arcadias (12 posts) - - Show Bio

@untammed said:

@DarkShadows said:

I think Blue Beetle failed the most.

lol i have to agree

How could you not?

Also, fake battle damage super hero 'tuxedo' tshirts are the worst.

#27 Posted by TheSheepHerder (11958 posts) - - Show Bio

Green Lantern, Baseball Fury and Blue Beetle take the cake.

And what's up with those Indiana Jones costumes? xD

#28 Edited by kfhrfdu_89_76k (3728 posts) - - Show Bio

@Fetts said:

The female Indiana Jones looks like she's about to do some very bad things with that whip. :P

Nonononono! Don`t you think about things like that young man (You probably are a young man, right?)! Now, go to the corner, and think about the undecent things you wrote! Wait! DON`T think about them. Aww, forget it!

"Anyway, you'll never hear anyone ever say "Batman Forever is my favorite Batman movie," unless they've only seen that and Batman & Robin."

I once saw a little bit from a few videos in Youtube, where a guy told what his fafe Batman-movies are. Batman Forever was one of those movies, and he had seen many Batman-movies. He had seen that movie so many times as a child, that thanks to nostalgia, he likes that movie.

So, you were wrong Mr. Inferiogo. Aw well, who really cares...

#29 Posted by SexualLobster (995 posts) - - Show Bio

This made me laugh hard the 'This is wat happens when Mommy and Daddy don't love you' costume had me in tears just from reading it :p

#30 Posted by PurpleDelirium (8 posts) - - Show Bio

"this is what happens when mommy and daddy don't love you" LMFAO

#31 Posted by EnigmaMystery (24 posts) - - Show Bio

Probably going to get a lot of hate for saying this but... Batman Forever is my favorite Batman movie... and I've seen every single batman movie...

#32 Posted by inferiorego (23084 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jordanstine said:

What!?

Only 1 slutty female costume made it to this year's list?

just wait for this Friday...

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#33 Posted by inferiorego (23084 posts) - - Show Bio

@EnigmaMystery said:

Probably going to get a lot of hate for saying this but... Batman Forever is my favorite Batman movie... and I've seen every single batman movie...

I don't hate you, but I question my own ability to rate and critique movies now because I've found someone that likes Batman Forever.

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#34 Posted by SirSparkington (342 posts) - - Show Bio

Blue Beetle was awful. The Green Lantern one was just douchey.

#35 Posted by inferiorego (23084 posts) - - Show Bio

@SirSparkington said:

Blue Beetle was awful. The Green Lantern one was just douchey.

Every time I see it, I think of this:

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