Hello. Hulk am aware that some of his fans actually wish they could BE The Hulk. Hulk don't blame you. However, Hulk also want you to be aware that being Hulk have advantages and DISadvantages to it. Here are some now:
- You could smash up buildings and cars like they're cardboard (obviously)
- Anyone being a jerk to you at school or at work? Teach them a lesson as Hulk.
- Hulk actually have increased metabolism due to radiation. Hulk could go to McDonald's and order 3 Big Macs and 3 Large Fries, and Hulk wouldn't gain a single pound.
- Hulk no need car to get around because Hulk can jump real high:
- Army men never leave you alone. They're like the papparazzi and how they never leave celebrities alone. Except papparazzi don't start shooting you with guns
- When Hulk go see movie at theater, Hulk block view of movie for person behind him, causing argument. That why Hulk always sit at very back of theater.
- Severe anger management issues. Sometimes Hulk get angry even when Hulk don't want to.
- Intelligence drops significantly. That why Hulk always talk like this.
And those are some advantages and disadvantages to being Hulk.