Avengers by Geoff Johns
(Page 1 of script)
Captain America: Alright, team meeting guys. Let's get the agenda start-
Ms. Marvel: IMMA KILL EVERY VILLAIN OUT THERE. SEE? CAUSE IM A MANNNNEATTEEERRRR
Captain America: Right. Right, um, that's great Carol but we should-
Ms. Marvel: KISS ME THOR! WE'RE PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER - UR SUPER-STRONG AND I HAVE BOO-
Thor: I am dour, fair maiden. See, my villainous brother Loki doth killed my father Odin. Then my brother Balder. Then my sister. I didn't even know thine had a sister. See, it grants me character motivation...
Captain America: Which is great, Thor, really, but perhaps we can focus on-
Ms. Marvel: *points to one member at the table* WHO THE FCK ARE U?
SPLASH PAGE
Obscure-Man: Oh me? Why I'm Obscure Man! I'm here to be rebooted and seem cool and relevant again! This sitting beside is my good friend, Silver Age Man!
Silver Age Man: Egads! Villainy besieges this innocent world, but never fear, citizens, for heroes with truth and justice shall perservere against all odds and look at my primary color tights with their nostalgia. WILLPOOWWAAA--
*Ms. Marvel rips his head off, then tears his ribcage apart, and sits on the corpse until it becomes a gory cube of blood and skin. SPLASH PAGE*
Obscure-Man: Oh no! She's a villain! Shheeeet who saw that coming---
*Ms. Marvel rips his head off. SPLASH PAGE.*
Captain America: Why isn't anyone listening to me!!!
Thor: Because, fair Captain, you have no powers. And thereforeth, you sucketh.
Obscure-Man: Wait, has anything actually happened in this entire issue, because this kinda seems like unnecessary decompress---
(Page 22 of script)
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