#1 Posted by ScoodleDaddle (646 posts) - - Show Bio

So, Bendis and Johns wake up one morning, but find themselves having traded places! What sort of epic and radical changes are made to the DC and Marvel Universes!? Will the brand-spanking new Justice Society ever stop quipping!? Will the Mighty Avengers leave the superheroics to their kids!?

And in the biggest twist of the millenium... Captain America, murdered... By a Red, White, and Blue fear demon!?

BAH GAWD ITS GONNA BE A SLOBBERKNOCKER

#2 Posted by Intervener (453 posts) - - Show Bio

Huh?

#3 Posted by Mind (256 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd like to see that movie. Is Lindsay Lohan on it?

#4 Posted by Intervener (453 posts) - - Show Bio

Mind says:

"I'd like to see that movie. Is Lindsay Lohan on it?"

She has literally lost her mind and gone insane.

#5 Posted by ScoodleDaddle (646 posts) - - Show Bio

She's back to normal now. And hot again.

#6 Edited by AllStarSuperman (20050 posts) - - Show Bio

this is an interesting idea, sooooooooooo, BUMP

#7 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17312 posts) - - Show Bio

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#8 Posted by attatje (1421 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Edited by AllStarSuperman (20050 posts) - - Show Bio

@attatje: I know I did, I was on like page 700

#10 Edited by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

Justice League by Brian Bendis

(Page 1 of script)

Superman: Hey guys, Zod's attacking.

Batman: Zod?

Superman: Zod. General?

Batman: Oh...General Zod. The one with-

Superman: Yes, the one with the beard. That Zod.

Batman: Zod.

(Page 143 of script)

Batman: Zod. Zod. Right, better call in the League.

Superman: The whole League?

Batman: The whole League. I mean, it is Zod, right?

Superman: It is Zod.

Batman: So the whole League should be able to handle Zod.

Superman: They should.

Batman: Zod.

(Page 2897 of script)

Zod: SUPERMAN! THIS PLANET SHALL BURN IN MY NAME?

Green Lantern: He sounds serious.

Flash: Who?

Green Lantern: Zod. Red eyes? Kryptonian?

Flash: Oh, he's not Kryptonian anymore. He's actually a metahuman. Who was exposed to the Speed Force. And is member of the Forever People. And has a dark side. Called Doz. The Doz.

Green Lantern: The Doz?

Flash: The Doz.

Zod: NOT ONLY SHALL THIS PLANET BURN IN MY NAME....IT SHALL FCKIN BURN IN MY NAME! YOU HEAR ME, SUPERMAN? YOU HEAR THE GRITTY REALISM IN MY VOICE SUPERMAN? FCK FCK FCK FCK IMMA SKRULLLLLL

#11 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17312 posts) - - Show Bio
@veshark said:

Justice League by Brian Bendis

(Page 1 of script)

Superman: Hey guys, Zod's attacking.

Batman: Zod?

Superman: Zod. General?

Batman: Oh...General Zod. The one with-

Superman: Yes, the one with the beard. That Zod.

Batman: Zod.

(Page 143 of script)

Batman: Zod. Zod. Right, better call in the League.

Superman: The whole League?

Batman: The whole League. I mean, it is Zod, right?

Superman: It is Zod.

Batman: So the whole League should be able to handle Zod.

Superman: They should.

Batman: Zod.

(Page 2897 of script)

Zod: SUPERMAN! THIS PLANET SHALL BURN IN MY NAME?

Green Lantern: He sounds serious.

Flash: Who?

Green Lantern: Zod. Red eyes? Kryptonian?

Flash: Oh, he's not Kryptonian anymore. He's actually a metahuman. Who was exposed to the Speed Force. And is member of the Forever People. And has a dark side. Called Doz. The Doz.

Green Lantern: The Doz?

Flash: The Doz.

Zod: NOT ONLY SHALL THIS PLANET BURN IN MY NAME....IT SHALL FCKIN BURN IN MY NAME! YOU HEAR ME, SUPERMAN? YOU HEAR THE GRITTY REALISM IN MY VOICE SUPERMAN? FCK FCK FCK FCK IMMA SKRULLLLLL

Win.

#12 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

Avengers by Geoff Johns

(Page 1 of script)

Captain America: Alright, team meeting guys. Let's get the agenda start-

Ms. Marvel: IMMA KILL EVERY VILLAIN OUT THERE. SEE? CAUSE IM A MANNNNEATTEEERRRR

Captain America: Right. Right, um, that's great Carol but we should-

Ms. Marvel: KISS ME THOR! WE'RE PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER - UR SUPER-STRONG AND I HAVE BOO-

Thor: I am dour, fair maiden. See, my villainous brother Loki doth killed my father Odin. Then my brother Balder. Then my sister. I didn't even know thine had a sister. See, it grants me character motivation...

Captain America: Which is great, Thor, really, but perhaps we can focus on-

Ms. Marvel: *points to one member at the table* WHO THE FCK ARE U?

SPLASH PAGE

Obscure-Man: Oh me? Why I'm Obscure Man! I'm here to be rebooted and seem cool and relevant again! This sitting beside is my good friend, Silver Age Man!

Silver Age Man: Egads! Villainy besieges this innocent world, but never fear, citizens, for heroes with truth and justice shall perservere against all odds and look at my primary color tights with their nostalgia. WILLPOOWWAAA--

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off, then tears his ribcage apart, and sits on the corpse until it becomes a gory cube of blood and skin. SPLASH PAGE*

Obscure-Man: Oh no! She's a villain! Shheeeet who saw that coming---

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off. SPLASH PAGE.*

Captain America: Why isn't anyone listening to me!!!

Thor: Because, fair Captain, you have no powers. And thereforeth, you sucketh.

Obscure-Man: Wait, has anything actually happened in this entire issue, because this kinda seems like unnecessary decompress---

(Page 22 of script)

#13 Edited by modunhanul (403 posts) - - Show Bio

@theacidskull said:
@veshark said:

Justice League by Brian Bendis

(Page 1 of script)

Superman: Hey guys, Zod's attacking.

Batman: Zod?

Superman: Zod. General?

Batman: Oh...General Zod. The one with-

Superman: Yes, the one with the beard. That Zod.

Batman: Zod.

(Page 143 of script)

Batman: Zod. Zod. Right, better call in the League.

Superman: The whole League?

Batman: The whole League. I mean, it is Zod, right?

Superman: It is Zod.

Batman: So the whole League should be able to handle Zod.

Superman: They should.

Batman: Zod.

(Page 2897 of script)

Zod: SUPERMAN! THIS PLANET SHALL BURN IN MY NAME?

Green Lantern: He sounds serious.

Flash: Who?

Green Lantern: Zod. Red eyes? Kryptonian?

Flash: Oh, he's not Kryptonian anymore. He's actually a metahuman. Who was exposed to the Speed Force. And is member of the Forever People. And has a dark side. Called Doz. The Doz.

Green Lantern: The Doz?

Flash: The Doz.

Zod: NOT ONLY SHALL THIS PLANET BURN IN MY NAME....IT SHALL FCKIN BURN IN MY NAME! YOU HEAR ME, SUPERMAN? YOU HEAR THE GRITTY REALISM IN MY VOICE SUPERMAN? FCK FCK FCK FCK IMMA SKRULLLLLL

Win.

@veshark said:

Avengers by Geoff Johns

(Page 1 of script)

Captain America: Alright, team meeting guys. Let's get the agenda start-

Ms. Marvel: IMMA KILL EVERY VILLAIN OUT THERE. SEE? CAUSE IM A MANNNNEATTEEERRRR

Captain America: Right. Right, um, that's great Carol but we should-

Ms. Marvel: KISS ME THOR! WE'RE PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER - UR SUPER-STRONG AND I HAVE BOO-

Thor: I am dour, fair maiden. See, my villainous brother Loki doth killed my father Odin. Then my brother Balder. Then my sister. I didn't even know thine had a sister. See, it grants me character motivation...

Captain America: Which is great, Thor, really, but perhaps we can focus on-

Ms. Marvel: *points to one member at the table* WHO THE FCK ARE U?

SPLASH PAGE

Obscure-Man: Oh me? Why I'm Obscure Man! I'm here to be rebooted and seem cool and relevant again! This sitting beside is my good friend, Silver Age Man!

Silver Age Man: Egads! Villainy besieges this innocent world, but never fear, citizens, for heroes with truth and justice shall perservere against all odds and look at my primary color tights with their nostalgia. WILLPOOWWAAA--

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off, then tears his ribcage apart, and sits on the corpse until it becomes a gory cube of blood and skin. SPLASH PAGE*

Obscure-Man: Oh no! She's a villain! Shheeeet who saw that coming---

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off. SPLASH PAGE.*

Captain America: Why isn't anyone listening to me!!!

Thor: Because, fair Captain, you have no powers. And thereforeth, you sucketh.

Obscure-Man: Wait, has anything actually happened in this entire issue, because this kinda seems like unnecessary decompress---

(Page 22 of script)

THIS.

#14 Posted by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio

This is actually the best thread

#15 Posted by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: I couldn't stop laughing when Thor started talking. Well done.

#16 Edited by Pokeysteve (8049 posts) - - Show Bio

Marvel gets "reimagined" and Green Arrow starts shrugging off cars.

#17 Posted by RustyRoy (10946 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: Dude I don't know about Bendis but you've got Johns perfectly right.

@attatje: I know I did, I was on like page 700

What were you doing in the 700th page, actually how did you even get there?

#18 Posted by AllStarSuperman (20050 posts) - - Show Bio

@rustyroy: I clicked on the last page and worked my way back. I do it when the vine is boring. Some of the old threads are great.

#19 Posted by AllStarSuperman (20050 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: dude. The Geoff johns avengers is awesome.

#20 Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee (11109 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: Excellent! Both were great. I lost it when you did SPLASH PAGE! on the Johns one XD

#21 Posted by Squalleon (4143 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

Avengers by Geoff Johns

(Page 1 of script)

Captain America: Alright, team meeting guys. Let's get the agenda start-

Ms. Marvel: IMMA KILL EVERY VILLAIN OUT THERE. SEE? CAUSE IM A MANNNNEATTEEERRRR

Captain America: Right. Right, um, that's great Carol but we should-

Ms. Marvel: KISS ME THOR! WE'RE PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER - UR SUPER-STRONG AND I HAVE BOO-

Thor: I am dour, fair maiden. See, my villainous brother Loki doth killed my father Odin. Then my brother Balder. Then my sister. I didn't even know thine had a sister. See, it grants me character motivation...

Captain America: Which is great, Thor, really, but perhaps we can focus on-

Ms. Marvel: *points to one member at the table* WHO THE FCK ARE U?

SPLASH PAGE

Obscure-Man: Oh me? Why I'm Obscure Man! I'm here to be rebooted and seem cool and relevant again! This sitting beside is my good friend, Silver Age Man!

Silver Age Man: Egads! Villainy besieges this innocent world, but never fear, citizens, for heroes with truth and justice shall perservere against all odds and look at my primary color tights with their nostalgia. WILLPOOWWAAA--

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off, then tears his ribcage apart, and sits on the corpse until it becomes a gory cube of blood and skin. SPLASH PAGE*

Obscure-Man: Oh no! She's a villain! Shheeeet who saw that coming---

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off. SPLASH PAGE.*

Captain America: Why isn't anyone listening to me!!!

Thor: Because, fair Captain, you have no powers. And thereforeth, you sucketh.

Obscure-Man: Wait, has anything actually happened in this entire issue, because this kinda seems like unnecessary decompress---

(Page 22 of script)

The irony is that Geoff John's run on the avengers was very good :-P

#22 Posted by RulerOfThisUniverse (6133 posts) - - Show Bio

Marvel becomes good.

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#23 Posted by Wolverine08 (38691 posts) - - Show Bio

Both companies quality lessens.

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#24 Posted by RisingBean (3575 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: You're the MVP of this thread. Dead on comedy. Nobody likes Cap because he lacks the high end powers. The JL just won't shut up! Damn.

Home run.

#25 Posted by GraniteSoldier (6975 posts) - - Show Bio

Is this event being written by Dan Slott?

#26 Edited by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio

@granitesoldier said:

Is this event being written by Dan Slott?

Yes and drawn by Rob Liefield

#27 Posted by MaccyD (3548 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Edited by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio
#29 Posted by batmannflash (6189 posts) - - Show Bio
#30 Posted by Jake Fury (18124 posts) - - Show Bio

Johns' Avengers run was pretty good. Red Zone in particular was very good.

Not sure how Bendis would work on Justice League. He'd probably load it up with some less than A-List characters.

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#31 Posted by Spiderman1997 (319 posts) - - Show Bio

BBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP!

#32 Posted by Wolverine08 (38691 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

Justice League by Brian Bendis

(Page 1 of script)

Superman: Hey guys, Zod's attacking.

Batman: Zod?

Superman: Zod. General?

Batman: Oh...General Zod. The one with-

Superman: Yes, the one with the beard. That Zod.

Batman: Zod.

(Page 143 of script)

Batman: Zod. Zod. Right, better call in the League.

Superman: The whole League?

Batman: The whole League. I mean, it is Zod, right?

Superman: It is Zod.

Batman: So the whole League should be able to handle Zod.

Superman: They should.

Batman: Zod.

(Page 2897 of script)

Zod: SUPERMAN! THIS PLANET SHALL BURN IN MY NAME?

Green Lantern: He sounds serious.

Flash: Who?

Green Lantern: Zod. Red eyes? Kryptonian?

Flash: Oh, he's not Kryptonian anymore. He's actually a metahuman. Who was exposed to the Speed Force. And is member of the Forever People. And has a dark side. Called Doz. The Doz.

Green Lantern: The Doz?

Flash: The Doz.

Zod: NOT ONLY SHALL THIS PLANET BURN IN MY NAME....IT SHALL FCKIN BURN IN MY NAME! YOU HEAR ME, SUPERMAN? YOU HEAR THE GRITTY REALISM IN MY VOICE SUPERMAN? FCK FCK FCK FCK IMMA SKRULLLLLL

Almost 5 months later, this is still full of success.

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#33 Posted by Lvenger (18329 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

Avengers by Geoff Johns

(Page 1 of script)

Captain America: Alright, team meeting guys. Let's get the agenda start-

Ms. Marvel: IMMA KILL EVERY VILLAIN OUT THERE. SEE? CAUSE IM A MANNNNEATTEEERRRR

Captain America: Right. Right, um, that's great Carol but we should-

Ms. Marvel: KISS ME THOR! WE'RE PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER - UR SUPER-STRONG AND I HAVE BOO-

Thor: I am dour, fair maiden. See, my villainous brother Loki doth killed my father Odin. Then my brother Balder. Then my sister. I didn't even know thine had a sister. See, it grants me character motivation...

Captain America: Which is great, Thor, really, but perhaps we can focus on-

Ms. Marvel: *points to one member at the table* WHO THE FCK ARE U?

SPLASH PAGE

Obscure-Man: Oh me? Why I'm Obscure Man! I'm here to be rebooted and seem cool and relevant again! This sitting beside is my good friend, Silver Age Man!

Silver Age Man: Egads! Villainy besieges this innocent world, but never fear, citizens, for heroes with truth and justice shall perservere against all odds and look at my primary color tights with their nostalgia. WILLPOOWWAAA--

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off, then tears his ribcage apart, and sits on the corpse until it becomes a gory cube of blood and skin. SPLASH PAGE*

Obscure-Man: Oh no! She's a villain! Shheeeet who saw that coming---

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off. SPLASH PAGE.*

Captain America: Why isn't anyone listening to me!!!

Thor: Because, fair Captain, you have no powers. And thereforeth, you sucketh.

Obscure-Man: Wait, has anything actually happened in this entire issue, because this kinda seems like unnecessary decompress---

(Page 22 of script)

I don't know about Bendis' style and I honestly don't care about his work but this absolutely sums up what Geoff Johns writes like to a tee :P

#34 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@wolverine08 @lvenger

Haha, I still remember this thread. Somewhere out there in a parallel universe, there's a Veshark who's a standup comic (ooh pun!).

#35 Posted by bflynn316 (625 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

@wolverine08 @lvenger

Haha, I still remember this thread. Somewhere out there in a parallel universe, there's a Veshark who's a standup comic (ooh pun!).

HAHA comic...cuz like this is a comic book website...and like stand up comic. Classic.

#36 Edited by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

@wolverine08 @lvenger

Haha, I still remember this thread. Somewhere out there in a parallel universe, there's a Veshark who's a standup comic (ooh pun!).

HAHA comic...cuz like this is a comic book website...and like stand up comic. Classic.

#37 Posted by Lvenger (18329 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: I'm sure this universe's Veshark might just make a fine comic too with the right material :P

#38 Edited by RulerOfThisUniverse (6133 posts) - - Show Bio

@maccyd: I read it! And it only took me 5 months.

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#39 Edited by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

@lvenger said:

@veshark: I'm sure this universe's Veshark might just make a fine comic too with the right material :P

#40 Edited by Spiderman1997 (319 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark: Awesome. But shouldn't Silver Age Man wtflolololololstomp everybody since he's you know Silver Age Man.

#41 Posted by MaccyD (3548 posts) - - Show Bio
#42 Edited by SmashBrawler (5497 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

Thor: I am dour, fair maiden. See, my villainous brother Loki doth killed my father Odin. Then my brother Balder. Then my sister. I didn't even know thine had a sister. See, it grants me character motivation...

Well, this is awkward...

#44 Posted by waezi2 (6834 posts) - - Show Bio

@veshark said:

Avengers by Geoff Johns

(Page 1 of script)

Captain America: Alright, team meeting guys. Let's get the agenda start-

Ms. Marvel: IMMA KILL EVERY VILLAIN OUT THERE. SEE? CAUSE IM A MANNNNEATTEEERRRR

Captain America: Right. Right, um, that's great Carol but we should-

Ms. Marvel: KISS ME THOR! WE'RE PERFECT FOR ONE ANOTHER - UR SUPER-STRONG AND I HAVE BOO-

Thor: I am dour, fair maiden. See, my villainous brother Loki doth killed my father Odin. Then my brother Balder. Then my sister. I didn't even know thine had a sister. See, it grants me character motivation...

Captain America: Which is great, Thor, really, but perhaps we can focus on-

Ms. Marvel: *points to one member at the table* WHO THE FCK ARE U?

SPLASH PAGE

Obscure-Man: Oh me? Why I'm Obscure Man! I'm here to be rebooted and seem cool and relevant again! This sitting beside is my good friend, Silver Age Man!

Silver Age Man: Egads! Villainy besieges this innocent world, but never fear, citizens, for heroes with truth and justice shall perservere against all odds and look at my primary color tights with their nostalgia. WILLPOOWWAAA--

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off, then tears his ribcage apart, and sits on the corpse until it becomes a gory cube of blood and skin. SPLASH PAGE*

Obscure-Man: Oh no! She's a villain! Shheeeet who saw that coming---

*Ms. Marvel rips his head off. SPLASH PAGE.*

Captain America: Why isn't anyone listening to me!!!

Thor: Because, fair Captain, you have no powers. And thereforeth, you sucketh.

Obscure-Man: Wait, has anything actually happened in this entire issue, because this kinda seems like unnecessary decompress---

(Page 22 of script)

The irony is that Geoff John's run on the avengers was very good :-P

That was back when he was still a good writer.

#45 Posted by Thor_Parker82 (210 posts) - - Show Bio

Marvel becomes good.

Marvel is already good, in fact, it is better than DC

#46 Posted by HumanRocket (7446 posts) - - Show Bio

What the heck have I walked into?