Funniest joke/scene in the MCU yet?

For me its the "Why should I take orders from you" scene from Avengers

What about you guys?

"Just back it up."

"Puny God".

Don't know if it's a joke, but Tony's line, "I have a plan, attack."

Was great.

"Nothing goes over my head. I would catch it."

"They got my dick message!" - Star Lord

"You kiss your momma with that mouth?" -Nick Fury

"I understood that reference." - Cap America

"Can I have my shoe back?" -Stan Lee

"Puny God." -Hulk

"It's very important to me that Cap never finds out about this." - Falcon

And nearly every Hawkeye/Quicksilver scene in AoU, besides the last one.

Definitely Puny God

pretty much anything from Ant-man , but the rest of MCU comedy sucks ass

all of age of ultron...too bad it wasnt funny.

When Happy finally beat one security guard in Ironman 2, that was pretty funny.

Captain Americas crashing a plane for no reason plothole, that's also pretty funny.

Which one is the "just back it up" scene? For me its probably most of Ant-Man

The continued language joke throughout AoU

"Didn't see that coming" ??

Quicksilvers death

I thought Odin screaming "ARGHH!!" at Loki when he was banishing Thor was pretty funny.

- TAS

Every scene with Darcy.

@pipxeroth: complete opposite for me. That continued terrible joke really rammed home to me how bad some of the humour is in MCU

ouch

bump

Spideys oh sh*t line

Didn't that joke only go on like three times or so?

not trying to censor you; it just goes hand & hand with Cap stab at comedy =P

Nothing beats the Hulk giving Loki his due in Avengers, but many of the other ones listed here were also good.

I completely disagree. Age of Ultron was great.

Disagree with that too, because it's not a plothole.

2 superheroes who don't like each other, sitting in a small car and arguing about legroom was hilarious imo.

@mindleech: I'd say the "I hate you" bit where they're webbed up together was also priceless. For another winner, the Manchurian reference in Civil War.

• "That guy's leg" joke in Rocky's plan
• Drax metaphores
• Captain/Sharon kiss in CW
• Vision lifting Thor's hammer
• Puny God
• Everything on Ant Man

@jao48: For me, I think it was more Bucky and Sam's reactions to the kiss that were the funny part. The kiss itself felt, to me, too soon considering Peggy died not that long ago.

@shroudofsorrow: Agreed. I don't get the Manchurian reference. What is it about?

@jao48:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manchurian_Candidate

Bucky's story is so similar it's just a perfectly timed reference/one-liner on Stark's part.

Everything with Robert Downey Jr. or Chris Pratt in it.

@black_wreath: What movie was It from?

Another winner:

Just a great scene in general. RIP Agent Carter.

"Can you move your seat up?"

"No."

3 minutes of my life wasted

@thor_parker82: *Shrugs* To each his own. I love that scene to death. But you can't please everyone. Still a better scene than half of Jessica Jones and 95% of Agents of SHIELD.

A few other favorites that I'm remembering:

• Foggy Nelson's Evil Lawyer joke in Season 2 of Daredevil, along with a good many other lines of his.
• Bucky noting that the girl he tried to woo when he and Steve were kids is probably a hundred years old now, along with Steve's response.
• The "so that's what it does" brick joke in the first Avengers movie.
• Iron Man's mocking Thor's appearance and way of speaking, also from the first Avengers movie
• "It appears to run on some form of electricity"
• Hulk punching Thor just because he can. The theater I was in got a big kick out of that one in particular.

@mindleech said:

2 superheroes who don't like each other, sitting in a small car and arguing about legroom was hilarious imo.

This and Star-Lord's dick message lmao

The Iron Man 3 post credits scene with stark and banner

"YOU ARE A VAIN, GREEDY, CRUEL BOY!! AND YOU'RE AN OLD MAN AND A FOOL!!!!!"