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#1 Posted by ImTheDamnBatman (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

Hello there seems to be a stigma against Batman on this site. One of the most worst fallacies I've read is that Thor can beat Batman. Here is why he cannot:

(1) Skill

The skill gap between Thor and Batman is enourmous. Batman knows every single counter to Thor's technique, it's how he was trained. When Thor acts high and mighty Batman breaks his wrist due to superior technique.

(2) Strength

Obivously Thor has the potential to be stronger than Batman, BUT for the most part Batman can apply his strength to pressure points and end the Thor. Remember superior skill ^^^.

(3) Gadgets/Weapons

Thor has his hammer, but that will do him no good as Batman is lightning proof. If Thor attempts to use electrisity then Batman tanks it. On the other hand Batman's gadgets can take out Thor with med-high difficulty, for instance glue bomb would be mid diff tactic that would immobilize Thor

(4) Speed

Batman is more agile and is faster in comBAT, that much is obvious

(5) Intelligence

Some would say Thor has "wisdom" but a helluva lot good that will do him here. Batman has true intelligence and will find Thor's weakspots (steal his hammer, blow it up, remove his belt of strength), and increase his chances from high diff to mid or low diff.

Thank you for reading, I hope I've educated you somewhat on the matter.

#2 Edited by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio

Solid troll thread

#3 Posted by Perethorn (3795 posts) - - Show Bio

#4 Edited by VoodooPenguin (1077 posts) - - Show Bio

Taken from the Comic Book Knowledge thread.

#5 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (20260 posts) - - Show Bio

All these reasons..

And thor is still lightyears ahead of what batman could ever dream of.

Sad thread is sad.

#6 Edited by RBT (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

My IQ decreased by a few points after reading this.

#7 Posted by ARMIV2 (8853 posts) - - Show Bio

*hyperventilating*
This is a joke, this is a joke, this is a joke...

#8 Edited by PapiNacho (3232 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmmmmm...... Something is not quite right with these reasons, but for the life of me I can't tell what it is.

#9 Posted by batmannflash (6226 posts) - - Show Bio

what

#10 Edited by HumanRocket (9366 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm commandeering this thread and truing it into a Pirate Thread.

Online
#11 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (20260 posts) - - Show Bio

@armiv2 said:

*hyperventilating*

This is a joke, this is a joke, this is a joke

...

*hands a paper bag*

breathe slowly, sir. You're going into shock.

#12 Posted by Fallschirmjager (18967 posts) - - Show Bio

bait thread is bait

#13 Posted by VoodooPenguin (1077 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, with two hours prep...

#14 Posted by McDerpyson (775 posts) - - Show Bio

#15 Posted by joshmightbe (24761 posts) - - Show Bio

I counter with this

#16 Posted by PowerHerc (85336 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol.

Boredom spawns many threads.

#17 Posted by desmond006 (598 posts) - - Show Bio

I was having a bad day until I saw this. thanks.

#18 Posted by TheFirstLantern (1510 posts) - - Show Bio

Didn't readddddd the title gives everything one needs to know

#19 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (6469 posts) - - Show Bio

Your trolling is bad, and you should feel bad.

#20 Posted by BlackWind (7212 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

#21 Edited by Black_Claw (3109 posts) - - Show Bio

#22 Edited by HellionVulcan (3919 posts) - - Show Bio

This is really sad .

#23 Edited by cameron83 (7643 posts) - - Show Bio

Hello there seems to be a stigma against Batman on this site. One of the most worst fallacies I've read is that Thor can beat Batman. Here is why he cannot:

(1) Skill

The skill gap between Thor and Batman is enourmous. Batman knows every single counter to Thor's technique, it's how he was trained. When Thor acts high and mighty Batman breaks his wrist due to superior technique.

(2) Strength

Obivously Thor has the potential to be stronger than Batman, BUT for the most part Batman can apply his strength to pressure points and end the Thor. Remember superior skill ^^^.

(3) Gadgets/Weapons

Thor has his hammer, but that will do him no good as Batman is lightning proof. If Thor attempts to use electrisity then Batman tanks it. On the other hand Batman's gadgets can take out Thor with med-high difficulty, for instance glue bomb would be mid diff tactic that would immobilize Thor

(4) Speed

Batman is more agile and is faster in comBAT, that much is obvious

(5) Intelligence

Some would say Thor has "wisdom" but a helluva lot good that will do him here. Batman has true intelligence and will find Thor's weakspots (steal his hammer, blow it up, remove his belt of strength), and increase his chances from high diff to mid or low diff.

Thank you for reading, I hope I've educated you somewhat on the matter.

lol okay. Now I see that you're just a desperate troll :)

But seriously,stop giving Batman fans a bad name,please......

#24 Posted by sagejonathan (2026 posts) - - Show Bio

If you are going to try to troll us, you need to do a little better than that.

#25 Edited by Dernman (15791 posts) - - Show Bio

#26 Posted by Eternal19 (2076 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by Dr_Harlequin (485 posts) - - Show Bio

This has inspired me to make "Harley Quinn Can Beat "Insert OP character here"" threads.

#28 Posted by LexLuthor11 (69 posts) - - Show Bio

Okay and Lex can beat Living Tribunal

#29 Posted by Alak (928 posts) - - Show Bio

My sides!!! They hurt!!!

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0 - Boom, head shot, nice work! ^__^.

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