Dumbest Comic Names Ever - Gen. Discussion

#1 Posted by Star Fighter (36 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

What are the dumbest names you have seen in the comics, for me its Superman.

#2 Posted by Valkaad (2589 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Star Fighter says:

"What are the dumbest names you have seen in the comics, for me its Superman."

C'mon Superman the orginal superhero that's your dumb name?

#3 Posted by Star Fighter (36 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Please, just tell me you're dumb name. Superman is the opinion I have on having the dumbest name.

#4 Posted by Valkaad (2589 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

I could be a realy smart ass and say star fighter, but I won't. I would have to say Paste Pot Pete.

#5 Posted by Star Fighter (36 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Oh yea I saw that one the other day.

#6 Posted by Boken (7756 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

strong guy

#7 Posted by Final Arrow (24295 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Gambit LMAO

#8 Posted by Valkaad (2589 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Last Arrow says:

"Gambit LMAO "

lmfao that is a dumb name

#9 Posted by Valkaad (2589 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Boken says:

"strong guy"

HE was such a stupid character art wise/name wise that I forgot about strong guy! I change my vote to Strong Guy.

#10 Posted by Mantid (4417 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

The Gay Ghost. I don't know if it was intentionally, but c'mon, what year was it? Wasn't the word Gay already used as a name for those people?

#11 Posted by Liverwurst (881 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

mr. fantastic

#12 Posted by Mantid (4417 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Starshield says:

"mr. fantastic"

I just realized how dumb that name is, I even laughed.

#13 Posted by Darkchild (38677 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Triathlon

#14 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

I got a couple:

3-D Man and..............

SQUIRREL GIRL!!!!!!!!!

#15 Posted by The Mighty Thor (7470 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Valkaad says:

"I could be a realy smart ass and say star fighter, but I won't. I would have to say Paste Pot Pete."

ha yea but now he is trapster

#16 Posted by iSHADOW (2267 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

lady willpower

#17 Posted by Boken (7756 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

wow there are some dumb ass names.

#18 Posted by Phorqe (2110 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

The Inbetweener

#19 Posted by zero edge (3690 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Aqua Lad

#20 Posted by Kurtis Iverson (88 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Anything with Arrow in it. Green Arrow, Red Arrow, Dark Arrow, Last Arrow, Gay Arrow.

#21 Posted by Darkchild (38677 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Phorqe says:

"The Inbetweener"

that just sounds like pornstar name

#22 Posted by Blue_Shield (743 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Calendar Man

Crazy Quilt

Knickknack

Raging Woody

Tenpin

Ramrod

though many more fill my head.

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#23 Posted by Arsenal (198 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Kurtis Iverson says:

"Anything with Arrow in it. Green Arrow, Red Arrow, Dark Arrow, Last Arrow, Gay Arrow."

Yeah...your mom

#24 Posted by Nny (245 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Superman's pretty bad. It really says nothing about him.

But I think that Toyman, The Floronic Man, and Captain Cold are all worse.

Actually, DC Comics seems to have a lion's share of these.
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#25 Posted by Hagane Enna (7450 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Shadow Cat's original name was Sprite. Made no sense whatsoever.

#26 Posted by Supreme Marvel (10992 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

am gonna go with Wonder-man or jean grey :)

#27 Posted by Rotten gun (2509 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

shazam! i mean come on? shazam? its like being called kapow! bam! or snikt!

#28 Posted by Supreme Marvel (10992 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Rotten gun says:

"shazam! i mean come on? shazam? its like being called kapow! bam! or snikt!"

Its the name of gods

#29 Posted by Darkchild (38677 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

All i got to say

#30 Posted by Mantid (4417 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Darkchild says:

"http://www.spacejunk.org/spacejunk/wp-content/images/humour/shaq-steel1_1142383141.jpg All i got to say"

LMAO

#31 Posted by Arsenal (198 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Captain Shazam says:

"Rotten gun says:
"shazam! i mean come on? shazam? its like being called kapow! bam! or snikt!"
Its the name of gods"

Yeah....no it's not

#32 Posted by Forever (4332 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Captain Shazam says:

"Rotten gun says:
"shazam! i mean come on? shazam? its like being called kapow! bam! or snikt!"
Its the name of gods"

Shazam's gotta be one of the worst. But then you could list everyone in the Marvel family too.

#33 Posted by Eternus (692 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

arcade and mastermind come to my head real fast. it was always sorta.. wow thats stupid

#34 Posted by The Mighty Thor (7470 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

i never did like the name nightwing

#35 Posted by Boken (7756 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

mojo

#36 Posted by -000 (226 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Kite-Man

#37 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Eye-Scream and 'Arm-fall-off-boy.' Really, you can check all the Legion, their names are all dumb. (Saturn Girl, Cosmic Boy?)

#38 Posted by Buckshot (18202 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Thought this was appropriate. Invincible gets stuck in the Marvel Universe and meets Spider-Man. He rags on him for his name and then meets the avengers.

He continues on his dimension hopping journey and eventually meets Batman...

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#39 Posted by Lectric Fury (88 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

The Bouncer. But what about stupid powers, like -000 said: Kite-Man. He can create kite-technology and then fly around with it. THtas pretty dumb if you have no unarmed combat skills or other gadgets.

#40 Posted by Apparition (11349 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Buckshot says:

"Thought this was appropriate. Invincible gets stuck in the Marvel Universe and meets Spider-Man. He rags on him for his name and then meets the avengers. He continues on his dimension hopping journey and eventually meets Batman...

" />http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/SaintSaturn/invincible033page168py.jpg"

lol that's pretty good.

#41 Posted by Red L.A.M.P. (2828 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

I second the nomination for Eye-Scream. He was a dude that could turn himself into any flavor of ice cream.

http://www.comicvine.com/eye-scream/43186/

And I have this issue that he appeared in, such a good one!

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#42 Posted by Super Kree (25 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Almost anything with a color in it. Green Lantern, Silver Surfer, Green Arrow, Green Goblin, etc. Alot of Greens.

#43 Posted by -000 (226 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Red L.A.M.P. says:

And I have this issue that he appeared in, such a good one!

I" />http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/vol/19000/18510/18510-108635-1-obnoxio-the-clown-vs_150.jpg"I could have gotten that issue for three bucks on ebay, I regret not buying it.

#44 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

@ Buckshot: Oh man that's good. Fabio-Man, Black-Man, lol.

@ Lamp: Woo! Someone agreed with me!

#45 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Looks dumfounded at Eyescream

..........

Eyes start bleeding

#46 Posted by Octagon Freak (11158 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

Sparda says:

"*Looks dumfounded at Eyescream*..........*Eyes start bleeding*"

Well, you don't see that every day...

#47 Posted by Harley-Quinn (36 posts) - 5 years, 9 months ago - Show Bio

The Pied Piper. Dumb as hell.