Describe a stereotypical Marvel fan and a stereotypical DC fan!!!

Describe a stereotypical Marvel fan and a stereotypical DC fan!!!

Marvel: Our comic is the best

DC: Our comic is better

Marvel: "I'm tired of crossovers, deaths and poor writing altogether. Effing Bendis!"

DC: "I would like to cook a potato."

@sesquipedalophobe said:

DC: "I would like to cook a potato."

Is this referencing something? If so, it went way over my head. Could you elaborate?

Marvel fans: meh

DC fans: epic incarnate

By fan I assume you mean fanboy, so...

Marvel: Oh man, big events are awesome.

DC: Batman wins.

Marvel: "Our heroes are like realistic and relatable and so easy to understanddddddddD"

DC: "ZOOM SOLOS"

Marvel: Our heroes are realistic and easy to relate to!

DC: How dare you kill off any of our precious characters? Bring back Ralph and Ted and everybody!

one's a drone, the other's a zombie

Marvel: WE'RE REALISTIC BIATCHES.

DC: WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU, BIATCHES.

Marvel Fanboy: Spider-man is most relatable character.

DC Fanboy: DC characters are more iconic

Marvel: OUR COMPANY IS BETTER CAUSE OUR CHARACTERS A RELATABLE SINCE THEY'RE ALL JOBBERS!

DC: WE'RE BETTER BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BACK THAT UP WITH ANY PROOF OR FACTS WHATSOEVER!

@ReVamp said:

DC: WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU, BIATCHES.

Yeah tell 'em!.........wait are you being sarcastic? Don't hate just cause were better than you biatch :P

@BlackArmor said:

@ReVamp said:

DC: WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU, BIATCHES.

Yeah tell 'em!.........wait are you being sarcastic? Don't hate just cause were better than you biatch :P

I'm a DC boy at heart, though I like more current Marvel.

Marvel: Our heroes are realistic and easy to relate to!

DC: How dare you kill off any of our precious characters? Bring back Ralph and Ted and everybody!

Marvel fan boy: blah blah blah relatable, blah blah blah why does every one say Superman and/or Batman is better than(enter name here)

Dc fan boy: Batman is god, Batman is awesome, Batman, Batman, Batman.

Image/Dark Horse fanboys: ........(Umm, is there any chance we'll get a word in here? No...ok)

Indie fan boys: You probably never heard about it, it's probably over your head

@Tunsieon said:

@sesquipedalophobe said:

DC: "I would like to cook a potato."

Is this referencing something? If so, it went way over my head. Could you elaborate?

Basically, it means no real complaints.

Marvel Fanboy: You suck, you reboot your universe every five years (although DC has only had two reboots, over 25 years apart from one another)

DC Fan: Oh yeah? well at least I don't pump out lame events every six months that have no long lasting effects!

Marvel Fanboy: Please, at least our events aren't convoluted and dry, *cough Final Crisis Cough*

DC Fan: Convoluted? it's called having a mature plotline, something you don't know about, your idea of an event is just having heroes fight each other...twice

Marvel: At least our heroes are more relatable and not a bunch of gods that act like boyscouts.

DC fan:....You have a GOD on your premier team!!

Marvel Fanboy ...Yeah, but that's just one....our heroes are more relatable! No one acts like Superman!

Dc fan: .. I bet I can find more people that act like Superman than like Wolverine

Marvel Fanboy: Yeah, well we have Spider-Man! doesn't get more relatable than that!

Dc fan: Yeah cause I know a lot of near genius level intellectuals who are nerds but suddenly get bitten by radioactive spiders, and get spider powers then suddenly stop being nerds and start dating scores of hot chicks and becomes a member of several super hero teams...real relatable.

Marvel Fanboy: Oh yeah..well we make better movies!

DC Fan: [insert Nolan fanboy comment here]

Marvel Fanboy: yeah...well... Avengers

DC Fan: Batman...your argument is now invalid.

@The Stegman: and the Image fan boy: At least your guys are getting movies and the world is actually aware of more than 5 of the titles there

  @The Stegman : and the Image fan boy: At least your guys are getting movies and the world is actually aware of more than 5 of the titles there  

Marvel Fanboys: "Deaths... Events... Comebacks.. Repeat."

DC Fanboys: "Boobs! Batman and more boobs!"

They're both simpering, troglydilic, retarded, drooling fucks who aren't worth the resources they waste.

@The Stegman: Could be worse, try naming a non Star Wars or Non Alien/Predator comic from Dark Horse that isn't Buffy or Hellboy

@The Stegman : Could be worse, try naming a non Star Wars or Non Alien/Predator comic from Dark Horse that isn't Buffy or Hellboy

Marvel:We may make many crossovers but they are all awesome!

DC:Batman wins,ZOOM solos.

How to be a stereotypical Marvel fan:

• Hate on Brian Michael Bendis
• Renounce the existence of One More Day
• Know that Doom is a god with prep

How to be a stereotypical D.C. fan:

• Hate on Geoff Johns
• Announce that Crisis on Infinite Earths is the greatest crossover event (of all time!)
• Know that Batman is god with prep

Marvel - Avengers movie! Raawwwwwrrrrrr!!!!! Avengers! Avengers! Avengers! Avengers! Avengers! Avengers! Avengers! Avengers! Oh and JRJR's art sucks! Damn AvX artwork sucks! I mean it really really sucks!!!! What the hell?!?!? JRJR sucks! Oh and go team Cap! Avengers! Avengers! Avengers!

DC - Avengers movie will be a flop! DKR! DKR! DKR! DKR! DKR! DKR! Now let's get serious.... Bring back Superman's underwear goddammit!!! Pleeeeeaaaaase! Oh and Toberoff sucks!

Ssejllenrad - Batman, Spiderman and Superman porn parodies FTW!!!!! Woohoo!

@joshmightbe said:

@The Stegman: Could be worse, try naming a non Star Wars or Non Alien/Predator comic from Dark Horse that isn't Buffy or Hellboy

I think Dark Horse Presents and the titles coming out of that (The Massive, Resident Alien, Alabaster etc. Also: Mind MGMT, Ragemoor and Axe Cop!) will change that.

On topic:

Marvel: Herp!

DC: Derp!

Marvel Fanboy: "Marvel is more realistic" "Ultimatun is the worst comicbook ever written" "Great... Wolverine is in another team" "I have never read a DC issue, but I am pretty sure that sucks" "They divorced Spider-man and MJ, I would never read comics again" "They killed Spider-man, I would never read comics again" "Oh look Spider-man is back, now I would never read comics again" "A real hero has the job done, like the Punisher" "DC is overpowered" "Thor is more powerful than Superman"

DC Fanboy: "DC is more Iconic" "All Star Superman is the best comic ever written" "I need more Batman tittles, 7 are not enough for me" "If Batman gets enough prep-time he is able to defeat Thor, Galactus and One-Above-All with his batarang" "The Dark Knight is the best movie ever done" "Oh no! Wonderwoman is now wearing pants, now she is no longer iconic" "Oh no! they removed Superman's red underwear, now he is not longer iconic" "Oh no! they removed Power Girl's cleverage, now she is no longer iconic" "Why Batman doesn't just kill the Joker?"

And this is all that came into my mind...

They both complain too much

@GaryTitan said:

They're both simpering, troglydilic, retarded, drooling fucks who aren't worth the resources they waste.

Whoa! Angry Hipster alert!

the only thing i know is based on these descriptions I'm not a fan boy! XD yay me

Image Fans: No one cares about us.

@GaryTitan said:

They're both simpering, troglydilic, retarded, drooling fucks who aren't worth the resources they waste.

ROFLMAO.

Marvel fans: *Takes internet way too seriously* 
 
Dc fans: *grabs popcorn and watches b*tch fight*

Marvel Fans: Bendis Sucks! Bendis is Awesome! I will never forgive them for One More Day, I will never forgive them for killing Ultimate Peter Parker and replacing him. I will never forgive them for killing jean grey and making emma frost Scott's Girlfriend. Our heroes are more human. Storm deserves an ongoing, storm should lead the x-men, storm should take out cap, iron man, and thor, and replace all the avengers with x-men. Storm should divorce black panther. Storm today, storm tomorrow, storm forever!

DC Fans: Superman is lame, Batman is the best. I like vertigo stuff because its more mature Sandman FTW. Bring back Ted Kord, Bring back Wally West, Bring Back Stephanie Brown, Bring Back Cassandra Cain. I hate Starfire's portrayal. I hate that red patch on Supergirl's costume. I hate Power Girl's new costume. I hate the portrayal of the Amazons. I hate that Superman and Lois aren't married anymore. Johns Sucks! Johns is Awesome!

DC: Batman will win with prep.

Marvel: Storm will still win even without prep.

@GundamHeavyarms said:

Marvel Fans: Bendis Sucks! Bendis is Awesome! I will never forgive them for One More Day, I will never forgive them for killing Ultimate Peter Parker and replacing him. I will never forgive them for killing jean grey and making emma frost Scott's Girlfriend. Our heroes are more human. Storm deserves an ongoing, storm should lead the x-men, storm should take out cap, iron man, and thor, and replace all the avengers with x-men. Storm should divorce black panther. Storm today, storm tomorrow, storm forever!

DC Fans: Superman is lame, Batman is the best. I like vertigo stuff because its more mature Sandman FTW. Bring back Ted Kord, Bring back Wally West, Bring Back Stephanie Brown, Bring Back Cassandra Cain. I hate Starfire's portrayal. I hate that red patch on Supergirl's costume. I hate Power Girl's new costume. I hate the portrayal of the Amazons. I hate that Superman and Lois aren't married anymore. Johns Sucks! Johns is Awesome!

rofl! : ) Storm today, Storm tomorrow, Storm forever! yeah! : )

@primepower53: But both fanboys don't really provide proof on who's better they just say it out loud.

@GaryTitan said:

They're both simpering, troglydilic, retarded, drooling fucks who aren't worth the resources they waste.

No cursing, please.

These are all pretty hilarious and somewhat accurate.

@GaryTitan said:

They're both simpering, troglydilic, retarded, drooling fucks who aren't worth the resources they waste.

Wow.

Marvel Fanboy : Marvel characters are more human. Don't get me wrong, I still love Batman. A lot. In a totally non-heterosexual way, of course. But Marvel's are just more fleshed out.

DC Fanboy: DC superheroes are bigger and better than Marvel's heroes!

Describe a Marvel and DC fanboy?

Marvel - Most probably a close minded loser

DC - Most probably a close minded loser

@joshmightbe said:

@The Stegman: Could be worse, try naming a non Star Wars or Non Alien/Predator comic from Dark Horse that isn't Buffy or Hellboy

WANTED and the Mask, that's all I got.

Differences between fanboys? Aren't they all equal in their stupidity?

@GaryTitan said:

They're both simpering, troglydilic, retarded, drooling fucks who aren't worth the resources they waste.

DC: Dark Knight is the best superhero movie ever.

Marvel: Avengers is the best superhero movie ever.

Marvel fan: DC heroes are way too powerful and god-like. Marvel heroes are more relatable. Now after saying this, watch me lose my temper when someone suggest that Superman can beat Hulk, or that Wonder Woman could beat Storm, or that basically any DC hero could beat any Marvel hero.  
 
Hulk fanboy: Getting stronger as you get angrier= omnipotent power. Moving at Light speeds = no big deal.
 
DC fan: Even though it hasn't come out yet, we have decided that "Dark Knight Rises" will be better than "The Avengers", and will be a more sophisticated storyline.  
 
Batman fanboy: I like Batman because he is real and down-to-earth and gritty. After saying this, I will now proclaim, that given prep, he could find a way to beat the Living Tribunal.
 
Indie fan: Our books don't sell. This proves they are better! 
 
Ha! Must confess...great topic. Been fun reading all the replies.

Marvel: "Dude, our characters are easy to relate to. Everyone loves them and we've got better movies, and bigger events....We've also got Stan Lee!"

DC: "We've got Batman. Your argument is invalid."