Deadcool_XD Presents: The Ultimate Rap Battle

And this is what the Digital Deadcool Cup Of Fame looks like-

I will hand select viners to face off. Even if you don't think you can rap well, do it anyway. And yes, I will try to get the mods to rap off. And remember, you are always allowed to challenge a viner to rap off against you. It is time to throw down some lyrics!

I'm going to start off by challenging everyone. No, I don't think I can beat all of you, but I want to see what all have you got, so I will solo each one of you in a rap battle, and others will vote who wins. You guys can start off. Begin!

@deadcool_xd: Last one was a fluke lol didn't really feel the vibe but Im still up for it.

@chillxpill: @deadcool_xd:

I'll Leave you disgruntled after my frontal attack

you'll stumble from the impact of my clenched fist connecting to your left optic

I drop hot sh*t, like i'm playing hot patato

oh no don't drop it, too late you late can't stop it

Like the damage i inflict. who's the hottest rapper ? i'm the topic

haha get it ? top pick ! double entrende, your bars are freezing like a tundra

harsh environments, you want to be a rapper but lack the requirements

i'm out of your league, spilling your blood with ease

your a C class villain, chilling with mister freeze.

Why dont you guys upload this stuff.on youtube and link the vids :D

@hayden86: from importantly, what did you think of my verse ?

Meh. I will not judge until i see a vid.

Nice, Nice. Now it's back to my turn!-

I’m deadcool_XD the best rapper there is, your midnight dragon cryin in his crib,

My brain works so fast I don’t need to write my raps on sheets

Every time I lay a beat, Guinness calls and says you just hit another feat.

You call yourself midnight dragon,

What kind of name is that?

It sounds like a hipster who drove here from Hackensack

Why don’t I just google map you jack

O wait, I can’t cas your moving too fast once I told you to take a lap

Don’t even try to react

I’m bane your batman and I’m breakin your back

You say you play hot potato

Sorry, I’m too busy sitin in heaven with a halo,

And so what if I hang out with mister freeze, at least I’m not some low class bum who is a sleaze

If I were a villain you say I would be a C, as an alien gangster might say, f*ck you ya damn kree

Looks like the dragon had been slay

Like a joke put down by Tina fe

Let’s travel back to the middle ages so anyone who thinks you won this battle we can reply

Neigh!!!

@deadcool_xd:
so now we wait for votes ?

Sure, try and get people to vote who won round 1.

@midnightdragon18: @deadcool_xd: I'm just going to vote my mind is not in the right place to write haha.. -sigh-

Who do you think won round 1?

@deadcool_xd: I have to give round 1 to Dragon.

You’re a master chef, I’m a master chief, when I’m done beating you you’ll drop to your knees.

You tell me to grab the mac and squeeze, like your lines all it is, is cheesy

You call yourself a chicken we already knew that, why leave bones behind that’s a great show

Actually you wouldn’t understand cas your class is so low

I can beat you toe to toe, but instead I'll just arrest you for bein a h*e

I am a lyrical demon, I’m Jhonny f*ckin blaze, and like your raps and your dreams I make them burst into flames

Your not a damn sales man so stop trying to sell your raps

The sale division called the cops on you,

Cas you commited a crime when you took a way their precious time

Your raps are so sh!tty I wouldn't spend a dime

@jmarshmallow @lifeofvibe@daredevil21134 @xwraithx

@legacy6364@jashro44@captainmarvel4ever

Yall don't want none of this....

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow: oh but i do. anyway pick a winner for round one and two.

You say I don't want none of this,

that supposed to be a diss

I will roast you into smores

Than I'll smoke you and eat some more

marshmallow

just got swallowed

What fallows (say follows but replace the o with an a)

...find out on next weeks episode of South Park LOL. (Hint Kenny dies again).

Round 1- Dragon.

Round 2- Deadcool.

Jmarshmallow

R1 Dragon 2-0

R2 Deadpool 1-0

i'll finish you off tomorrow deadpool.

bring your good rhymes

@midnightdragon18:

Srry some guy mugged me and stole them from me, Yeah I'll bring my good Rhymes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It must be recess, cuz this kids out to play.
Call me Santa, cuz I'm fittin to slay.

You gonna smoke me? Boy don't make me laugh.
You couldn't make a fire smoke with a gallon of gas.

While I spit fire like a dragon with a cough.
Everything about you my man is just soft.

Deadcools your name? Well then I guess you're half right.
Here's a hint which half: This will be your last fight.

I could do this all day but I don't got the time.
Call me again when ya got some real rhymes.

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow said:

@deadcool_xd said:

@jmarshmallow said:

Yall don't want none of this....

Jmarshmallow

You say I don't want none of this,

that supposed to be a diss

I will roast you into smores

Than I'll smoke you and eat some more

marshmallow

just got swallowed

What fallows (say follows but replace the o with an a)

...find out on next weeks episode of South Park LOL. (Hint Kenny dies again).

It must be recess, cuz this kids out to play.

Call me Santa, cuz I'm fittin to slay.

You gonna smoke me? Boy don't make me laugh.

You couldn't make a fire smoke with a gallon of gas.

While I spit fire like a dragon with a cough.

Everything about you my man is just soft.

Deadcools your name? Well then I guess you're half right.

Here's a hint which half: This will be your last fight.

I could do this all day but I don't got the time.

Call me again when ya got some real rhymes.

Jmarshmallow

Damn bro, you ain't bad, -

My names Deadcool may as well call me the flash

I’m rappin so fast like a lightning bolt what’s that over there

That just me layin down lyrics fastwe than sound travels through air

So don’t you motherf*ckin dare think you can beat me

Call me a Korean chef cas I chop you into kimchi

Did you just get drunk cas your raps sound a bit ditzy

A pirate called, he said your raps were so unoriginal he heard them repeated by his parakeet

So you wanna battle again, than go the f*ck ahead

As they say in france, “off with your head”

@jmarshmallow said:

@deadcool_xd said:

@jmarshmallow said:

Yall don't want none of this....

Jmarshmallow

You say I don't want none of this,

that supposed to be a diss

I will roast you into smores

Than I'll smoke you and eat some more

marshmallow

just got swallowed

What fallows (say follows but replace the o with an a)

...find out on next weeks episode of South Park LOL. (Hint Kenny dies again).

It must be recess, cuz this kids out to play.

Call me Santa, cuz I'm fittin to slay.

You gonna smoke me? Boy don't make me laugh.

You couldn't make a fire smoke with a gallon of gas.

While I spit fire like a dragon with a cough.

Everything about you my man is just soft.

Deadcools your name? Well then I guess you're half right.

Here's a hint which half: This will be your last fight.

I could do this all day but I don't got the time.

Call me again when ya got some real rhymes.

Jmarshmallow

That won it for me

Jmarshmallow stomped the competition.

I'm gonna be honest right now, his deadcool line was amazing, I couldn't think of comebacks to most of his raps. So far, I've just been making my raps as I think, if I wanna go against jmarsh, I actually gotta revise and think before a lay lyrics down.

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow said:

Jmarshmallow

I have to say marshmallow your pretty good, lets just continue this rap shall we-

.

Your raps are so whack, you are grammer nazi

Cas all you sound like to me is anther b*tch from Hitler’s army

You talk so much I think destroyed your bronchi

Sorry you don’t understand medical terms you mother*ckin donkey

Ask your mother what it means, o wait she’s a honkey

.

If we were bodies of water I’d be lake superior

You Bonnie I’m Clyde I just kicked your posterior

Compared to me your rhyming is inferior

Go back to your mom’s sh*tty basement and redesign the interior

.

You say you’re a king, than your f*ckin black bolt,

Shss don’t speak freak, no wonder when medusa looked at you she turned to stone

You B*tch ass creep

@midnightdragon18: @deadcool_xd: Leaving with a dragons head feels like another loss for the triple k.

Burning down my enemies like Charizard, with Ash dealing the final blow I swear this sh!t feels like Pompeii.

A right to your skull, hope you sleep tight like a tired virgin.

Steal your soul like no one is looking, eating you n!ggas is like drug.. an addiction damn I should stop cooking.

Acting big huh? shut the f*ck up your mickeys b!tch.

Diarea of the mouth the way I drop flames in a cinch.

Please never believe you can't beat me.

So here's a penny for your Thots thinking your as hot as your hoes coochie

Lyrical assassination, c ya, blowing off your skull like John now you can't see me n!gga, Cena.

Don’t you motherf*ckin think you can rap

Stop acting British cas I ain’t your chap

You rap so slow, it like your mouth’s made of sap

If I ever meet you remind me to give you a pimp slap

I don’t need to believe I can beat you cas there’s a difference between belief and fact

@deadcool_xd: There's a difference between thinking and knowing sh!t.

That's why you can't smell defeat every time you spit.

I don't act like something I'm not

So stop rapping like your bs is hot.

Only a b!tch will slap so sit down like before I treat you like Vick would.

Knowing your skill level you can't no matter how much you think you could.

@chillxpill:

Just saying, had some spicy food, it is not your choice to decide if my bs is hot. Just sayin

@deadcool_xd: LMAO.

@jmarshmallow: You should start boiling frogs, but that would leave a bad taste in your mouth if you always ran from your fights.

I'm on my worst behavior.

I don't even have a sweet tooth, yet this is a piece of cake for the baker.

Bullets having a field day with your skull.. it'll be like a school shooting the way you'll take those headshots

Try to fight me n!gga.. I'm like 2009, as strong as an ox.

Your mouth needs to develop, your lyrics are late bloomers.

It's no surprise you winning or being the best is nothing but rumors.

All bark no bite like a dog that can't play fetch.

You don't learn, just continue to get beat like an abused wife that's too attached.

Don't even try to combat me you're already outmatched.

@jmarshmallow said:

@deadcool_xd said:

@jmarshmallow said:

Yall don't want none of this....

Jmarshmallow

You say I don't want none of this,

that supposed to be a diss

I will roast you into smores

Than I'll smoke you and eat some more

marshmallow

just got swallowed

What fallows (say follows but replace the o with an a)

...find out on next weeks episode of South Park LOL. (Hint Kenny dies again).

It must be recess, cuz this kids out to play.

Call me Santa, cuz I'm fittin to slay.

You gonna smoke me? Boy don't make me laugh.

You couldn't make a fire smoke with a gallon of gas.

While I spit fire like a dragon with a cough.

Everything about you my man is just soft.

Deadcools your name? Well then I guess you're half right.

Here's a hint which half: This will be your last fight.

I could do this all day but I don't got the time.

Call me again when ya got some real rhymes.

Jmarshmallow

Nice.

@jmarshmallow killed it

@chaos911:

my comeback was decent-

Your raps are so whack, you are grammer nazi

Cas all you sound like to me is anther b*tch from Hitler’s army

You talk so much I think destroyed your bronchi

Sorry you don’t understand medical terms you mother*ckin donkey

Ask your mother what it means, o wait she’s a honkey

.

If we were bodies of water I’d be lake superior

You Bonnie I’m Clyde I just kicked your posterior

Compared to me your rhyming is inferior

Go back to your mom’s sh*tty basement and redesign the interior

.

You say you’re a king, than your f*ckin black bolt,

Shss don’t speak freak, no wonder when medusa looked at you she turned to stone

You B*tch ass creep

@deadcool_xd: You're more than decent compared to what people have brought to the table

I could trump plenty here.

One day.

One day.

@comicace3: Challenge @Jmarshmallow then.

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow: Your second in command.

It is Lord Wenjun who rules us all.

Wenjun is Bat-Alpha and Prep-Omega.

I am merely his chosen King to lead in his absence.

But of course, my power is nothing in comparison.

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow: @ultragreenboy: nah. Too quick. I'll come when you won't even expect it.

Jmarshmallow

@jmarshmallow: Been watching RvB I see.

Here is Tucker's hit song ( I love the show's music )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPaGlnNaL80