#1 Posted by jacobsben (108 posts) - - Show Bio

Krypton was destroyed because it was in Chuck Norris's way

Larfleeze wants the orange lantern the orange lantern wants Chuck Norris

Galactus eats planets Chuck Norris eats Galactus

Chuck Norris is better at what Wolverine does then Wolverine

#2 Posted by jacobsben (108 posts) - - Show Bio

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#3 Posted by ownagepants (4656 posts) - - Show Bio

chuck norris is the strongest their is he just lets hulk say it because he feels bad for the little guy

#4 Edited by Perethorn (3716 posts) - - Show Bio

Wally West is slow compared to Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can destroy Adamantium

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#5 Posted by russellmania77 (15808 posts) - - Show Bio

zod kneels before chuck norris

#6 Posted by biggkeem89 (1400 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris is the best at what he does, and what he does isn't very pretty.

Lady Death once dumped Thanos for Chuck Norris

#7 Posted by jacobsben (108 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman is the man of steel Chuck Norris is the man of tungsten

The Phantom Strangers real sin was scuffing Chuck Norris's shoes

All continuity changes and retcons are caused by Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks

Chuck Norris once had six kidney stones they are now known as the infinity gems

#8 Posted by ImNemotheGemini (845 posts) - - Show Bio

When Chuck Norris decides love was pointless, he cut out his Heart and through it into space ! It is now the most powerful weapon in the Universe !

Krypton was destroyed only because Chuck Norris Burped !

The Phoneix Force is the product of Chuck Norris experiencing indigestion !

#9 Posted by jacobsben (108 posts) - - Show Bio

The true source of green Lanterns power rings energy is Chuck Norris

There were only 52 earths after infinite crisis because Chuck Norris ate the rest

Chuck Norris broke Banes back and said "you will never have my permission to die"

#10 Posted by MaccyD (5111 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman beats Superman only cause Chuck Norris says so.

#11 Posted by Guardiandevil83 (6034 posts) - - Show Bio

Midnigter is actually Chuck Norris attempting to Cos-play.

Death of Superman only happened because at the time Chuck was Space Bar hopping with Lobo and Orion.

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#12 Edited by Battle_Forum_Junkie (8673 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman wares Chuck Norris PJs.

An old one, but still fun.

#13 Edited by Guardiandevil83 (6034 posts) - - Show Bio

Midnigter is actually Chuck Norris attempting to Cos-play.

Death of Superman only happened because at the time Chuck was Space Bar hopping with Lobo and Orion.

Yes. I am aware that by calling Him Midnighter, that I am calling Norris gay. But in reality, Chuck is just so much of a man he makes every other man a btch.

Betty White extends her life by bathing in Chuck Norris's armpit sweat.

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#14 Posted by young_beamer (127 posts) - - Show Bio

with great chuck norris comes great awesomeness! suck it uncle ben!