Krypton was destroyed because it was in Chuck Norris's way
Larfleeze wants the orange lantern the orange lantern wants Chuck Norris
Galactus eats planets Chuck Norris eats Galactus
Chuck Norris is better at what Wolverine does then Wolverine
Superman is the man of steel Chuck Norris is the man of tungsten
The Phantom Strangers real sin was scuffing Chuck Norris's shoes
All continuity changes and retcons are caused by Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks
Chuck Norris once had six kidney stones they are now known as the infinity gems
When Chuck Norris decides love was pointless, he cut out his Heart and through it into space ! It is now the most powerful weapon in the Universe !
Krypton was destroyed only because Chuck Norris Burped !
The Phoneix Force is the product of Chuck Norris experiencing indigestion !
Midnigter is actually Chuck Norris attempting to Cos-play.
Death of Superman only happened because at the time Chuck was Space Bar hopping with Lobo and Orion.
Yes. I am aware that by calling Him Midnighter, that I am calling Norris gay. But in reality, Chuck is just so much of a man he makes every other man a btch.
Betty White extends her life by bathing in Chuck Norris's armpit sweat.
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