Oh god no. Spidey can do it with his superior physical attributes as well as improved intellect, but Batman lacks the capabilities for this (and many other) task(s).
Nth Metal mixed with Promethium, Starfires breastmilk, Supermans nose hair, Diana's saliva, John Constantines cigarette ash in a batarang just to be followed by a batkick should do the trick.
Or, u know, batman just says "break" and boom. Shattered. Dreams forgotten. Lives lost. America trampled, liberty at a loss, pride misled into unfortunate, death. Steve would give up
In the beginning Batman created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Wayne was hovering over the waters.
And Bruce said, “I'm Batman,” and he was Batman. Batman saw that the light was good, and he saw that the criminals roamed at night. So he separated the light from the darkness. Batman called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. And then he was vengeance. For, his parents were deeeeaaaaad.
Batman created everything, something out of everything created Jack Kirby, and Jack Kirby made this fictional shield.
@godzilla44: Blessed be the Lord Chew! And Bat-man could clearly break the shield by inserting it in His holy sphincter, for he is tightly wound! Halleluja!
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