#1 Posted by Ultimate_Riddler (289 posts) - - Show Bio

Not a battle of muscle, wit, tech, or prep. Not even about who has the deeper pockets. No, this is about who is the better womanizer. Each man has one week to use every last resource at his disposal to "score" (I cannot believe I'm using that term. Ugh.) with as many of the DC and Marvel women, be they side characters or major players. Good or evil. It does not matter. "Scoring" requires that the lady is willing to either sleep with or spend the rest of her life with the man (for extra fun, it's counts if it's an evil woman that wishes to keep the man as a personal and permanent slave). Who wins and why?

#2 Posted by Hksaru (463 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm betting Tony...

#3 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

Tony has this in the bag. He can't stop getting laid, even when he's trying to not get laid, he still gets laid.

#4 Posted by NeonGameWave (7704 posts) - - Show Bio

Tony Stark.

#5 Posted by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce goes for the more serious women, Tony goes for the play play girls. I say Tony wins.

#6 Posted by Sideslash (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vrakmul said:

Tony has this in the bag. He can't stop getting laid, even when he's trying to not get laid, he still gets laid.

This.

#7 Posted by fury714 (589 posts) - - Show Bio

Vote goes to Stark.

#8 Posted by Vrakmul (23398 posts) - - Show Bio

@Sideslash said:

@Vrakmul said:

Tony has this in the bag. He can't stop getting laid, even when he's trying to not get laid, he still gets laid.

This.

I think the only man who gets more tail is James Bond.

They should have a club.

#9 Edited by matmatxm8 (587 posts) - - Show Bio

I was supposed to vote for batman

then

I realized many people voted for tony

forget it

Tony wins

#10 Posted by Ultra_Girl_ (1248 posts) - - Show Bio

@Sideslash said:

@Vrakmul said:

Tony has this in the bag. He can't stop getting laid, even when he's trying to not get laid, he still gets laid.

This.

#11 Posted by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

this was already done multiple times.

I actually thought this might be a dancing face off.

Id pay to see that

#12 Posted by SexualLobster (995 posts) - - Show Bio

Toneh.

#13 Edited by Kamal Re'x the Abductor (230 posts) - - Show Bio

"I don't know how you've done it, Tony, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Stark-1", "Stark-2", and so on."

#14 Posted by Ultra_Girl_ (1248 posts) - - Show Bio

Whatever batman can do Iron Man can probably do better most of the time.

#15 Edited by Ultimate_Riddler (289 posts) - - Show Bio

@Kamal Re'x the Abductor said:

"I don't know how you've done it, Tony, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Stark-1", "Stark-2", and so on."

Hahahah!

Seems Tony has won by a landslide. Should have given Batman prep.

#16 Posted by Kamal Re'x the Abductor (230 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ultimate_Riddler said:

@Kamal Re'x the Abductor said:

"I don't know how you've done it, Tony, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Stark-1", "Stark-2", and so on."

Hahahah!

Seems Tony has won by a landslide. Should have given Batman prep.

Stark must have some damn good condoms, unless he just avoids his P.O box every father's day.

#17 Edited by soaringturkeys (414 posts) - - Show Bio

Well hang on let's all think about this for a second. Let's use Tony's Top 5 Feats. Cause let's face it. Getting laid isn't that difficult. especially for these two, getting fodder or side characters aren't going to present much of a challenge. In fact it's just too incalculable.

So let's go with their 'feats'

Bruce Wayne

Among the runner ups are

  • Selena Kyle ( Catwoman )
  • Zatanna
  • Vicky Vale
  • Talia Al Ghul

and at first place.

  1. Wonderwoman.

Note that Wonderwoman is the ultimate woman in DC comics. Not only is she the icon for female empowerment, but she is also noted for her unparalleled beauty. No ordinary guy can win this woman over. you just can't be rich, you just can't be powerful, you have to be worthy. You have to be nothing short of Superman to be with her.

Tony Stark

Among the runner ups are

  • Madam Masque
  • The Wasp
  • She Hulk
  • Pepper Pots

and without question

  1. Black Widow

No doubt that she would be in first place. Her job before the C.I.A is to seduce powerful people with her specifically trained feminine espionage. She knows every possible trick to make you fall head over heels for her and noone can resist her. However making her fall inlove with you is not an easy task. Tony gets major points for being able to, not just sleep with her, but make her fall in love with him.

With that all being said and done

I still give this one to

Bruce Wayne.

Though impressive a feat is that Tony was able to make Black Widow fall in love with him, that feat is still on equal to winning Catwoman or Talia Al Guhl over. Wonderwoman here takes the cake. and I don't think Tony Stark would ever have a chance with Diana.

#18 Edited by SlimJ87D (9361 posts) - - Show Bio

A womanizer is a man that pursues multiple woman with a goal for sexual gain. With that being said I would not count or tally up their actual romances where they actually had or have feelings for women.

Bruce Waynes playboy image is a ruse to disguise himself from being Batman, deep down inside he doesn't enjoy the rich playboy life as much as he does fighting crime and being Batman.

Tony Stark is a playboy and hischaracter embraces his social status as one.

Tony Stark is a true womanizer.

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#19 Posted by soaringturkeys (414 posts) - - Show Bio

@SlimJ87D:

With what the resources, looks and fame at their desposal, I would really find it hard to calculate how many normal people they can actually seduce. For every one normal person they get, the other would get another.

The tally of romances they have achieved are a tally of prestigious girls they actually managed to seduced. This indicates how well they can actually get people who are above and beyond mere men. Which to me, is the decisive factor on this battle.

#20 Posted by hudyman (1684 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ultra_Girl_ said:

Whatever batman can do Iron Man can probably do better most of the time.

BS.

So Tony can beat people using pure martial arts?.

I'd seriously love to see Tony take on people he fights without his armour, He probably will not last 10 seconds against thor or hulk.

#21 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

Tony stomps.

@hudyman said:

@Ultra_Girl_ said:

Whatever batman can do Iron Man can probably do better most of the time.

BS.

So Tony can beat people using pure martial arts?.

I'd seriously love to see Tony take on people he fights without his armour, He probably will not last 10 seconds against thor or hulk.

Neither would Batman.

#22 Posted by Kamal Re'x the Abductor (230 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb said:

Tony stomps.

@hudyman said:

@Ultra_Girl_ said:

Whatever batman can do Iron Man can probably do better most of the time.

BS.

So Tony can beat people using pure martial arts?.

I'd seriously love to see Tony take on people he fights without his armour, He probably will not last 10 seconds against thor or hulk.

Neither would Batman.

Exactly.

#23 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb: but he would last more than 10 seconds

Maybe Tony, but close call because Bruce never actully tries, girls just go to him, while I do wonder how it would be If he actully tried.

#24 Posted by Kamal Re'x the Abductor (230 posts) - - Show Bio

@DarkKnightDetective said:

@guttridgeb: but he would last more than 10 seconds

Maybe Tony, but close call because Bruce never actully tries, girls just go to him, while I do wonder how it would be If he actully tried.

If Thor really wanted Bruce dead and didn't care about who survived, neither he nor anyone within the area the size of a fair sized state would be breathing by the time the ten second marker passed.

#25 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

@DarkKnightDetective: That depends on the situation. For instance, a bloodlusted Hulk or Thor would definitely defeat him in under 10 seconds.

#26 Posted by soaringturkeys (414 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb: @Kamal Re'x the Abductor: @DarkKnightDetective:

This isn't a battle of Batman vs Ironman.

#27 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@guttridgeb: @Kamal Re'x the Abductor: I love how I just turn every thread into a battle. While it is true, I was just talking morals off not bloodlusted. Bruce would be able to survive longer than 10 seconds against either of them.

#28 Posted by guttridgeb (4831 posts) - - Show Bio

@DarkKnightDetective: Again, it depends on the terrain, distance apart, Hulk's persona, all manner of things. But yes, in a lot of situations, Batman could last for a while before defeat.

#29 Edited by Bane_of_sith (2780 posts) - - Show Bio

Tony wins,,more flamboyant and charismatic...they would start off neck and neck but about five girls in Bruce meets a girl named Rachel and gets flashbacks and decides to become a reclusive gimp,,stop shaving and neglects crime fighting for 8 years grows a Howard Hughes beard and loses......thank god he isn't a whining bitch in the comics like they made him in the shitty dark knight rises

#30 Posted by dondave (34674 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman242 said:

Bruce goes for the more serious women, Tony goes for the play play girls. I say Tony wins.

This

#31 Posted by Ultra_Girl_ (1248 posts) - - Show Bio

@hudyman said:

@Ultra_Girl_ said:

Whatever batman can do Iron Man can probably do better most of the time.

BS.

So Tony can beat people using pure martial arts?.

I'd seriously love to see Tony take on people he fights without his armour, He probably will not last 10 seconds against thor or hulk.

I said probably most of the time.

#32 Posted by Ancient_0f_Days (11834 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ultimate_Riddler said:

Not a battle of muscle, wit, tech, or prep. Not even about who has the deeper pockets. No, this is about who is the better womanizer. Each man has one week to use every last resource at his disposal to "score" (I cannot believe I'm using that term. Ugh.) with as many of the DC and Marvel women, be they side characters or major players. Good or evil. It does not matter. "Scoring" requires that the lady is willing to either sleep with or spend the rest of her life with the man (for extra fun, it's counts if it's an evil woman that wishes to keep the man as a personal and permanent slave). Who wins and why?

Make Sure It Is a Battle

The battle forum is for actual fights between characters. Things like 'who has the coolest power' or 'who gets the most chicks' ARE NOT BATTLES. Just because you put 'vs' in the title, does not automatically make it battle forum worthy. They should be placed in general discussion or in off-topic (depending on what they're about). As well, fights with characters who are not comic book or manga characters or haven't featured predominantly in comic books or manga (Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris, Barney Stinson vs Joey Tribbian etc) do not belong in the battle forum, either.

This has been discussed between the battle forum mods a bit. These are guidelines for what does and does not constitute a battle.

  • Who Can Beat _____? - These are not battles and should be placed in that characters forum from this point forward. If they aren't and a mod notices, they'll be moved.
  • Power vs Power - Things like Optic Blast vs Heat Vision are not battles and will be moved to the appropriate forum from now on.
  • Item vs Item - Things like Mjolnir vs Captain America's Shield are not battles and will be moved to the appropriate forum from now on.
  • Can ___ Do ____? - Things like 'Can Wolverine's Claws Cut Cap's Shield' or "Can Superman's Heat Vision Melt Adamantium' are not battles and will be moved to the appropriate forum from now on.
#33 Posted by RobocopSlayerT800 (2341 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Wayne.

#34 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (4926 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Wayne prentends to be a playboy. Tony Stark is a playboy.

#35 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

@soaringturkeys: When has Batman ever smushed Wonder Woman?

#36 Posted by Mercy_ (92634 posts) - - Show Bio

Switching this to Gen. Discussion as it's not actually a battle. I'm also fairly certain it's been discussed before, but can't find the link at the moment.

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#37 Posted by The Stegman (23216 posts) - - Show Bio
@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub said:
Bruce Wayne prentends to be a playboy. Tony Stark is a playboy.
This.  
 
Although, I have to admit, Bruce is darn good at pretending. 
 
  
#38 Posted by GodDamnIronMan (1553 posts) - - Show Bio

Tony Stark. He is the real womanizer.

#39 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19954 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce Wayne gets a lot of chicks by rejecting them or just randomly picking them up. Tony actually seduces woman, and is more on offense rather than defense than Wayne.

#40 Posted by daredevil21134 (10952 posts) - - Show Bio

Stark

#41 Posted by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

@soaringturkeys: When has Batman ever smushed Wonder Woman?

this. soaringturkeys says Bruce wins because he got Wondie but when the heck did that happen in cannon?

#42 Posted by entropy_aegis (14508 posts) - - Show Bio

@soaringturkeys: Interesting way to put it,I think we can add Emma Frost to Tony's List as well,Susan Richards too? for Bruce Black Canary and Poison Ivy.

Still this thread is about the womanizer,Bruce isn't that,he does not care.Tony wins cause he wants it.

#43 Posted by entropy_aegis (14508 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jorgevy said:

@KnightRise said:

@soaringturkeys: When has Batman ever smushed Wonder Woman?

this. soaringturkeys says Bruce wins because he got Wondie but when the heck did that happen in cannon?

Blackest Night and Obsidian Age.

#44 Posted by Reignmaker (2234 posts) - - Show Bio

Bruce adopts the womanizer persona to help further the Batman agenda. Tony is just womanizer. Period.

#45 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

@entropy_aegis said:

@Jorgevy said:

@KnightRise said:

@soaringturkeys: When has Batman ever smushed Wonder Woman?

this. soaringturkeys says Bruce wins because he got Wondie but when the heck did that happen in cannon?

Blackest Night and Obsidian Age.

I'm talking actual sex. Did it happen?

#46 Posted by Mega_spidey01 (3078 posts) - - Show Bio

tony  stark he is the ultimate playa in the marvel universe and more than bruce wayne ever will be.

#47 Posted by entropy_aegis (14508 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mega_spidey01 said:

tony stark he is the ultimate playa in the marvel universe and more than bruce wayne ever will be.

Bruce doesn't care.@KnightRise said:

@entropy_aegis said:

@Jorgevy said:

@KnightRise said:

@soaringturkeys: When has Batman ever smushed Wonder Woman?

this. soaringturkeys says Bruce wins because he got Wondie but when the heck did that happen in cannon?

Blackest Night and Obsidian Age.

I'm talking actual sex. Did it happen?

Nope but the feelings and emotions that run in it are waaay better than mere sex.

#48 Posted by Ultimate_Riddler (289 posts) - - Show Bio

Full disclosure; I know Batman isn't an actual womanizer and is just putting on a show -- I wouldn't be a Batman fan if I didn't know that -- but for this "battle" he was to actually focus all his time, effort and resources on it. Just clearing that up so no one got the impression I knew nothing of Batman. Tony still seems to be winning by a landslide. Hehe.

#49 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio
@Batman242 said:

Bruce goes for the more serious women, Tony goes for the play play girls. I say Tony wins.

Yep.  
 
The majority of Bruce's trysts have involved a strong level of emotional intimacy.  
 
Tony whores around like it's going out of style. 
#50 Posted by Jorgevy (5114 posts) - - Show Bio

@entropy_aegis: then that means nothing and it's as good as speculation. that's why we were questioning either way it's not getting ONE woman that would provide the title of biggest player to a character, since that definition of player kinda pertains the opposite.

on topic, IMO Bruce, if he tried, could be on Tony's level. but he has other things to worry about. And Tony could be even better if he didn't lose control over things so often, like, if he had less risky behaviours sometimes

still, Id say it's a win for Tony, current versions