Batman vs Superman: In the flirting for Wonder Woman !

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Simply... who would got a girl ? I mean... a woman. Aaaa.... wife ? Nonsense....

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...a Wonder Woman !!!

Not fighting, not wrestling... just flirting :P

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Well as anyone can tell you, Bruce Wayne has got game like no other. However I don't think his richboy party tactics would work on someone as dignified as Wonder Woman.

Clark's got the ol' sweet farmboy thing going for him, which again is not entirely Diana's style, but he also has the Superman schtick (the "super confident savior of the Earth and inspiring symbol of hope" personality)

So my vote goes to Supes. Batman x Wonder Woman never made any sense anyway.

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Batman. Besides the money, his superpower is macking.

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IIRC Batman is better with woman - so he win

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Not only is Batman one of the biggest womanizers in comics...him and Wonder Woman already have a thing.

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Batman wins. As usual.

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This makes sense since all women are trophies...

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#8  Edited By Strider1992

Wonder Woman's brow furrows at their male bravado and then proceeds to kill them both for dishonoring her and Themyscira by considering her an object that can be won.

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They realize that WW is actually Megan Fox and walk away to the Super Hero Caffe to talk about this new revelation.

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I would post my ends in sex meme....but then I'd get banned. :(

p,.s btw this isn't a battle and it's obvious Batman wins.

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Batman doesn't even have to try. Wonder Woman likes him.

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@green_skaar: LOL in an all DC thread you managed to get a Marvel character in. Just curious, are you like 12?

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Just imagine jason Lee as Superman and the lady as wonder woman

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#17  Edited By ganon15

Superman's already with WW in the new 52, so Batman fails.

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Wonder Woman's brow furrows at their male bravado and then proceeds to kill them both for dishonoring her and Themyscira by considering her an object that can be won.

Lol I like this answer the best.

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Bruce could get more girls than Supes anyday if it was wonder woman or zatanna bruce always triumphs

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This makes sense since all women are trophies...

CHILD-BEARING HIPS!

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Steve Trevor comes in and beats both.

I hope people get that reference...

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Wonder Woman's brow furrows at their male bravado and then proceeds to kill them both for dishonoring her and Themyscira by considering her an object that can be won.

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Isn't WW already with Superman?

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@kgb725 said:

Bruce could get more girls than Supes anyday if it was wonder woman or zatanna bruce always triumphs

Bruce got Zatanna?

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Does Batman get prep time?

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He got Zatanna. He just broke it off because he knew that he couldn't fully commit to her while being a crime fighter.

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He got Zatanna. He just broke it off because he knew that he couldn't fully commit to her while being a crime fighter.

Dayum. Lucky he knows how to let a girl down easy. At least John Constantine gets the occasional action from her. I wonder who's better, Bruce or John.

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Batman.

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@nickzambuto said:

Well as anyone can tell you, Bruce Wayne has got game like no other. However I don't think his richboy party tactics would work on someone as dignified as Wonder Woman.

Clark's got the ol' sweet farmboy thing going for him, which again is not entirely Diana's style, but he also has the Superman schtick (the "super confident savior of the Earth and inspiring symbol of hope" personality)

So my vote goes to Supes. Batman x Wonder Woman never made any sense anyway.

Sounds logical.

They already kinda worked on her in JLA Obsidian age.

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Well as anyone can tell you, Bruce Wayne has got game like no other. However I don't think his richboy party tactics would work on someone as dignified as Wonder Woman.

Clark's got the ol' sweet farmboy thing going for him, which again is not entirely Diana's style, but he also has the Superman schtick (the "super confident savior of the Earth and inspiring symbol of hope" personality)

So my vote goes to Supes. Batman x Wonder Woman never made any sense anyway.

DCAU says you're wrong. :D

I really like Bruce and Diana's chemistry in the Justice League show. And that moment in Blackest Night.

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@mitran said:

@theocitylegend said:

Batman.

@mitran said:

@nickzambuto said:

Well as anyone can tell you, Bruce Wayne has got game like no other. However I don't think his richboy party tactics would work on someone as dignified as Wonder Woman.

Clark's got the ol' sweet farmboy thing going for him, which again is not entirely Diana's style, but he also has the Superman schtick (the "super confident savior of the Earth and inspiring symbol of hope" personality)

So my vote goes to Supes. Batman x Wonder Woman never made any sense anyway.

Sounds logical.

They already kinda worked on her in JLA Obsidian age.

What do you mean?

Bruce and Diana were together for a time. She nursed him back to health while they were stuck in the past. They kissed before a climatic battle. And they even went out on dates.

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Superman gets Wonder Woman.

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Bruce and Diana were together for a time. She nursed him back to health while they were stuck in the past. They kissed before a climatic battle. And they even went out on dates.

But that isn't flirting. She'd already known him for a time and they were way past that stage. For this, I'm assuming Superman and Batman are meeting her for the first time, and I just don't think playboy antics will work.

I don't think Bruce would bother would flirting. But in any case, Diana would initially be attracted to Clark for obvious reasons; him being her physical equal etc. But over time she would move over to Bruce. Why? You know, the whole tall, dark n' dangerous thing; the mysterious vibe. :D

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@mitran said:

@darkazrael999 said:

@mitran said:

@darkazrael999 said:

Bruce and Diana were together for a time. She nursed him back to health while they were stuck in the past. They kissed before a climatic battle. And they even went out on dates.

But that isn't flirting. She'd already known him for a time and they were way past that stage. For this, I'm assuming Superman and Batman are meeting her for the first time, and I just don't think playboy antics will work.

I don't think Bruce would bother would flirting. But in any case, Diana would initially be attracted to Clark for obvious reasons; him being her physical equal etc. But over time she would move over to Bruce. Why? You know, the whole tall, dark n' dangerous thing; the mysterious vibe. :D

But the whole point of the thread is flirting. I don't care what comes after (CLARKXDIANA100%), but it seems you agree Superman wins the flirting part.

If Batman wants, he can get Diana on the first look. I'm serious :). He wins the flirting part.

Wayne can get any woman he wants.

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@mitran said:

@darkazrael999 said:

@mitran said:

@darkazrael999 said:

Bruce and Diana were together for a time. She nursed him back to health while they were stuck in the past. They kissed before a climatic battle. And they even went out on dates.

But that isn't flirting. She'd already known him for a time and they were way past that stage. For this, I'm assuming Superman and Batman are meeting her for the first time, and I just don't think playboy antics will work.

I don't think Bruce would bother would flirting. But in any case, Diana would initially be attracted to Clark for obvious reasons; him being her physical equal etc. But over time she would move over to Bruce. Why? You know, the whole tall, dark n' dangerous thing; the mysterious vibe. :D

But the whole point of the thread is flirting. I don't care what comes after (CLARKXDIANA100%), but it seems you agree Superman wins the flirting part.

If Batman wants, he can get Diana on the first look. I'm serious :). He wins the flirting part.

Wayne can get any woman he wants.

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Steve Trevor comes in and beats both.

I hope people get that reference...

My votes for the underdog.

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@mitran said:

@darkazrael999 said:

@mitran said:

@darkazrael999 said:

@mitran said:

@darkazrael999 said:

Bruce and Diana were together for a time. She nursed him back to health while they were stuck in the past. They kissed before a climatic battle. And they even went out on dates.

But that isn't flirting. She'd already known him for a time and they were way past that stage. For this, I'm assuming Superman and Batman are meeting her for the first time, and I just don't think playboy antics will work.

I don't think Bruce would bother would flirting. But in any case, Diana would initially be attracted to Clark for obvious reasons; him being her physical equal etc. But over time she would move over to Bruce. Why? You know, the whole tall, dark n' dangerous thing; the mysterious vibe. :D

But the whole point of the thread is flirting. I don't care what comes after (CLARKXDIANA100%), but it seems you agree Superman wins the flirting part.

If Batman wants, he can get Diana on the first look. I'm serious :). He wins the flirting part.

Wayne can get any woman he wants.

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Correction: He can get any of the whores he wants. Real women like Diana tell him to piss off if he tries that stuff.

You do realize that the above picture is a joke, right? And you also realize that Bruce isn't a womanizer like Tony. And what do you mean 'whore'? All the other women like Selina, Zatanna are whores? Hell no!

And Bruce can get Diana on the first day if he wants to. And he wins over Clark in the flirting department.