Batman vs superman

superman(solar charged) vs Batman( 24hours preptime)

Superman

I was sitting around thinking we needed another Batman vs Superman thread because we don't have nearly enough. So I prayed long and hard and to my surprise God answered my prayers he sent us an angel and that angel graced us with THIS Batman vs Superman thread.

THANK YOU GOD, Miracles are real and angels do exist.

this post is mean but it made me lol

@tacos_kickass: I love your humor. Total win.

I'm a Batfan, but as much as I'd love for Batman to win, there's just no possibility of it happening. Zero, zip, nada.

Now I do think it's possible to think up scenarios where Batman would win, but only in a 'backstab' kind of way. IfSupes goes on the offensive, it's over.

Superman stomps. Batman with way more prep has failed over and over.

@911_xxx:

You're new so it's understandable. But, his thread has been done to death over, and over, and over again.

It's only going to start another fanboy riot.

Totally agree here. It's not going to happen.
24 hours prep is just not enough, even if Kal isn't sundipped.

Superman, there's absolutely no chance for batman even with prep time.

@911_xxx:

Welcome to Comic Vine, by the way! :)

Hah, are going to get one of these every week.

LOL!

Superman is prepared for the fight, but Wondy complains Superman fights Batman too much. They have an arguement and have make-up sex. Batman shows up and Supes is nowhere to be found (due to the van-rockin' in the Fortress of Solituide) Batman fanboys declare it a batvictory.

Supes and Wondy lay in post-coital bliss in a crystal wonder-dome while Batman broods in dark, dank cave and thinks about how he hates rock n' roll.

YOU'RE ALL FORGETTING THAT BATMAN WOULD WIN BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN, GOSH, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT SUPER-FANBOYS. WITH 1 SECOND PREP-TIME BATMAN COULD DESTROY LIKE, THE UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING. LOL YOU'RE ALL DUMB.

*sarcasm*

Superman. How many times do we have to do this?

@nerx: Other way around Batman's the real man in that relationship.

I think even the mods are tired of locking these kind of threads.

@anywhichwaybutup: man of steel > man of kleenex