(scene opens in Cap's room. Stereo is on blast, and Cap in in a plain wooden chair, singing along with the lyrics.)
Cap:Mista Busta where the fuck ya at?
Can't scrap a lick so I know ya got your gat
Your dick on hard from fuckin your road dogs
The hood you threw up with niggaz you grew up with
Don't even respect your ass
That's why it's time for the doctor to check your ass nigga
Used to be my homey used to be my ace
Now I wanna slap the taste out yo mouth
Make you bow down to the row
Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little ho
Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide
Let me ride, just another homicide
Yeah it's me so I'ma talk on
Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on
So strap on your Compton hat, your locs-
(just then his door opens abruptly.)
Falcon: Cap, Luke and I discov-
(Cap in a panic turns off the stereo by throwing a pencil at the on/off button. Falcon and Luke Cage in the doorway, abit puzzled.)
Falcon: Uhh, Cap, did we interrupt something...
Cap: No! No, not at all...what do you have for me?
(Falcon and Powerman proceed to show to Cap the weakness in Red Skull's latest death-ray, and they talk it over.)
Cap: It's a good thing you showed me this in time. In an hour we're going to Germany, men.
Falcon: It'll be a pleasure kicking Red Skull's but again, Cap. See you in abit...
(Falcon and Cage leave the room. Cap waits abit, then turns the stereo back on.)
Cap: rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious
You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy?
With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Bee
So won't they let you know
That if you fuck with Dre nigga-
(Falcon comes in abruptly, and Cap immediately turns off the stereo.)
Powerman: Leave it alone, Falcon...
Falcon: No, this is ridiculous. Steve, we don't care! It doesn't bother us that-
Cap: That what, Falcon? I, uhh, I was just getting into the heads of the kids nowadays...this is research. Homework, if you will...
And this joke just got stale and old. But, I still think it's a funny concept, Captain America being a major gangsta rap fan...whose with me?