Alliteration competition

 Answers.com defines "alliteration" as:
 
"The repetition of the same sounds or of the same kinds of sounds at the beginning of words or in stressed syllables, as in "on scrolls of silver snowy sentences" (Hart Crane). Modern alliteration is predominantly consonantal; certain literary traditions, such as Old English verse, also alliterate using vowel sounds."
 
 I was once credited on a project as Rockin' Roxanne Starr and, of course there was Jack "The King" Kirby.
 
O.K., folks, here's the challenge...
 
...either alliterate your name or come up with a really loooooooooong alliteration about anything at all.
 

Drooling dogs dance daintily, daring dark Dobermans dodge driving dorky doormen decoupaging desks.

" Drooling dogs dance daintily, daring dark Dobermans dodge driving dorky doormen decoupaging desks. "

" @IcarusMach9 said:

" Drooling dogs dance daintily, daring dark Dobermans dodge driving dorky doormen decoupaging desks. "

Way to go! "

I tried to come up with something snappy for xerox-kitty's name, but I'm at a loss. 
 
And all I could think of for you was Icky Icarus. :)

Hmmm...Icy Icarus imagines integers integral in isolation.

Catman " easy sleazy pleasy " exe

The carnivorous crimson cat clawed at the crumpled carcass of Captain Cree.

" @CATMANEXE: That's not really alliteration. "

" @CATMANEXE: That's not really alliteration. "

" The carnivorous crimson cat clawed at the crumpled carcass of Captain Cree. "

" @bx1 said:

" The carnivorous crimson cat clawed at the crumpled carcass of Captain Cree. "

I just knew you would show up for the party. XD "

Captain Cree had captured and caged his crew.

" The carnivorous crimson cat clawed at the crumpled carcass of Captain Cree.  Captain Cree had captured and caged his crew."

(Unfortunately, I can only do two posts at a time. I had to wait for someone to respond! lol) Now, back to our feature presentation: 
 
He cooked them concoctions of coagulated custard, made from the congealed contents of cod.

The crew would choke down the crude cuisine, complete with crustacean critters.

The Fantastic Four Freaked as they Frantically Frolicked From a Furious, Foul-Smelling, Futuristic Phantom.

Victor the vicious victorian 's verbose verbiage vexes the the victorious villianous vagabond

The Captain would cackle, and say, "My crimson cat will consume a king's caviar this day."

Kevin, the craftiest of the caged crew, kept a crumb of congealed custard crust and clamped it to a line. Clearly, Kevin was crafting a caper.

Groot Growled and Grumbled before Grabbing the Gibbon who Ground his Gears by Goofing with Glee by Glimpsing him Gracefully Grooming his Garish Growth while Greatly Guarding The Galaxy!
 
BOO-YA!!

" Groot Growled and Grumbled before Grabbing the Gibbon who Ground his Gears by Goofing with Glee by Glimpsing him Gracefully Grooming his Garish Growth while Greatly Guarding The Galaxy!  BOO-YA!! "

" The crew would choke down the crude cuisine, complete with crustacean critters. "

Kevin pulled the line, crashing the cat, keg and key. The cat cried and crossed the room. Kevin crouched and caught Cree's key. The captive crew was free!  

Catching his cat's cries, Cree came clunking in to the quarters. He cried when confronted by his uncaged crew, "The cat! That criminal cat! Could it be you?!"  
 
They quickly cut Cree with a cutlass. They cut him from cabbage to cojones. Now, the crimson carnivorous cat, consumes a cuisine quite crunchier than caviar--the contents of Captain Cree. 

Hmm...
 
I've got a couple.
 
Aron "Big D" Morales.
Aron "the Big Man" Morales.

" @bx1 said:

" The crew would choke down the crude cuisine, complete with crustacean critters. "

Could Captain Cree conceivably conjure chaos from his crypt? "

" @bx1: *Bows* And thank you, sir...Your ongoing saga is intriguing, may I say! Hahahaha... "

" @Roxanne Starr said:

" @bx1 said:

" The crew would choke down the crude cuisine, complete with crustacean critters. "

Could Captain Cree conceivably conjure chaos from his crypt? "

That's a good idea. Wish I had thought of that.

" @bx1 said:

" @Roxanne Starr said:

" @bx1 said:

" The crew would choke down the crude cuisine, complete with crustacean critters. "

Could Captain Cree conceivably conjure chaos from his crypt? "

That's a good idea. Wish I had thought of that.

Well then, why don't you just go after Emperor Gonzo or one of the other Astonishing Alliterators! You're welcome to run with my idea. "

" @Roxanne Starr said:

" @bx1 said:

" @Roxanne Starr said:

" @bx1 said:

" The crew would choke down the crude cuisine, complete with crustacean critters. "

Could Captain Cree conceivably conjure chaos from his crypt? "

That's a good idea. Wish I had thought of that.

Well then, why don't you just go after Emperor Gonzo or one of the other Astonishing Alliterators! You're welcome to run with my idea. "

Nah. I think I'm done. The crew is free. Captain Cree is dead. And the cat is well-fed. Wouldn't mind an illustration, though.  "

"

"I've set my sights on the Catman...meow." "

" @Roxanne Starr said:

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"I've set my sights on the Catman...meow." "

That's gross for any species. "

Reminds me of this (NOT SAFE FOR WORK, KIDS, ETC): 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bs1ZZ-7b8

My 'A' Alliteration.
It has 33 words all starting with the letter a
 
Awesome adventurous armadillos attend an amazing academy about abbreviations as annoying ants and amateur antelopes argue about answers, algebra and analogue analysis and anteater aliens and  attending attendants attempt attacking armored asteroid armies.

I can't believe I've missed this thread before now! 
 
@Roxanne Starr said:

"I tried to come up with something snappy for xerox-kitty's name, but I'm at a loss.   And all I could think of for you was Icky Icarus. :) "

Awwwwww, bless you!  But my name is already based on an alliterative name (Copy Cat ;) 
 
And you're Rocking Roxanne Super Starr!!  Double the alliteration :D

"My 'A' Alliteration. It has 33 words all starting with the letter a  Awesome adventurous armadillos attend an amazing academy about abbreviations as annoying ants and amateur antelopes argue about answers, algebra and analogue analysis and anteater aliens and  attending attendants attempt attacking armored asteroid armies. "

introverted inferiorego is idiotic

"introverted inferiorego is idiotic "

" @inferiorego: How about inextinguishable inferiorego is indubitably incandescent?? :) 
 
@Roxanne Starr: Sadly I hadn't... I need to catch up! :) "

Amazingly awesome Aron 'as always admired attractive Asian women.

Ask Aron anything and all anyone attracts are angry albino army-men and an avalanche of armadillos and arachnids.

"Amazingly awesome Aron 'as always admired attractive Asian Actresses. "