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Wasp called upon Martian Manhunter, her new lover, to fight Thor for re-animating Aunt May.

But instead of fighting, Thor and Martian Manhunter fell in love, and adopted a child

however, the child was a conservatist Christian extremist and thus hated gays

So he and Magneto became arch-enemies!

but magneto really needed to use the restroom and he started going before realizing there was no toilet paper left

Enraged, Magneto swore to destroy all the toilets in the world!

But Zoom said No, ask Dad First

Magneto killed Zoom by throwing a toilet at him

But Zoom simply phased through the toilet seat, before pulling owls out of all the toilets and throwing them at magneto

The owls turned out to be Skrulls and started dancing around with toilet paper.

Then Earth was eaten by a gerbil

But the Gerbil was actually Ion looking for some will

meanwhile Nick Fury and Dum Dum Dugan are playing golf

and it that's not bad enough

they were also horny

So horny that Fury accidentally impaled Dum Dum.

while sharon carter watched excitedly

Seto Kaiba smiled as he watched the monitors

then yugi challenged him to a dule

Then Mokuba gunned him down

The end

The end is a new beginning for Batman.

He ascended to a higher plane and become Batgod.

But then Batgod gets bored and makes a superhero squad of mega-spiders.

Then they all start sing ''Everybody was kung-fu fighting'

but were then squished and stomped out by the Hulk who didn't care for their singing

...until THEY came....

Yes, THEY the unholy love children of Krillen and Charlie Brown.

They raped and pillaged in all villages...

Then krillin killed them all

However, their seventh son, Krillin Brown Jr. survived and went to take vengence by...

Eating the skin off all KFC chicken

Then he pooped it out