#1 Edited by cfrehse (1004 posts) - - Show Bio

Wolverine walked out of the bar into the street.

#2 Posted by AweSam (7375 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman fries him.

#3 Edited by AmazingAngel (4121 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman walks out with leftovers from the bat-buffet.

#4 Edited by XxGin (1370 posts) - - Show Bio

He trips on a bug and dies.

#5 Edited by Teerack (6642 posts) - - Show Bio

He wakes up in hell with his parents.

#6 Posted by Fallen_Crippled (6456 posts) - - Show Bio

His parents turn out to be Rogue and Magneto.

#7 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

he asks what they did to get there

#8 Posted by judasnixon (6586 posts) - - Show Bio

They showed Batman their sex tape.....

#9 Edited by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

...which featured a threesome with Gambit

#11 Edited by Fallen_Crippled (6456 posts) - - Show Bio

, which later featured Emma Frost.

#12 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

who, when Batman's parents were still alive, was severely underage

#13 Posted by Fallen_Crippled (6456 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman questioned if all of this was real, then his father slapped him across the face.

#14 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

Near the end of the tape was Supergirl....and Vegeta.

#15 Posted by joewell (6401 posts) - - Show Bio

Then Batman woke up in the hospital, he was KO'd when he fell

#16 Posted by ccraft (5312 posts) - - Show Bio

Then woke up and found out he was Splinter, father to 4 Ninja Turtles.

#17 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

Who would only learn that he was in one of MM's illusions

#18 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

who was revealed to be Xorn disguised as Martian Manhunter

#19 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

who then revealed he was Xorn disguised as Magneto

#20 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

who found out about Ultimate Wanda and Pietro

#21 Posted by Dernman (15160 posts) - - Show Bio

doing things which would shock

#22 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

Charles Xavier until he had to

#23 Edited by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

answer a booty call from Lilandra

#24 Edited by judasnixon (6586 posts) - - Show Bio

Where he caught the space clap......

#25 Edited by cfrehse (1004 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman then killed lilandra for giving him the clap

#26 Edited by Spidermeat101 (260 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man beat the crap out of Batman and now it's impossible for him to get payback on Spider-Man no matter what..

#27 Edited by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

because Spider-Man was killed horribly by Superman when he found out..

#28 Posted by cfrehse (1004 posts) - - Show Bio

The avengers are now pressing charges against superman with matt murdock and Jen walters as their lawyers.

#29 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

But then the Avengers randomly drop the charges because they realize they prefer not having Spidey in the Avengers. They then proceed to kick out Logan, too.

#30 Posted by joewell (6401 posts) - - Show Bio

So Logan and Spidy join the Justice League.

#31 Posted by Veshark (9058 posts) - - Show Bio

But then they realize SPIDER-MAN IS DEAD.

#32 Posted by turoksonofstone (13199 posts) - - Show Bio

So the JLA gathered with Logan to remove the Lobster from his face.

#33 Posted by ZombieMowlcher (677 posts) - - Show Bio

Then superman caught the /b/ cancer.

#34 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

enraged by his disease, Superman goes on a murderous rampage

#35 Posted by TheManInTheShoe (3878 posts) - - Show Bio

When suddenly a wild kryptonite appears

#36 Edited by Battle_Forum_Junkie (8074 posts) - - Show Bio

...and burps.

#37 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

and from that burp comes Dale gribble

#38 Edited by TheManInTheShoe (3878 posts) - - Show Bio

and throws his glasses at Superman's pinky toe

#39 Edited by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

and then proceeds to strangle Superman to death, and then goes on to..

#40 Edited by TheManInTheShoe (3878 posts) - - Show Bio

morph back into a skrull wearing a tutu

#41 Edited by Battle_Forum_Junkie (8074 posts) - - Show Bio

then becomes the subject of a whole bunch of Spider-man's puns...

EDIT: oh, wait he died...

#42 Posted by Fallen_Crippled (6456 posts) - - Show Bio

Then Storm appears and reveals she is pregnant.

#43 Posted by TheManInTheShoe (3878 posts) - - Show Bio

And the father is Dale Gribble, oops.

#44 Posted by Sterling_Boothe (226 posts) - - Show Bio

Then it turns out Hank Hill 'died' in a propane explosion.........

#45 Edited by Fallen_Crippled (6456 posts) - - Show Bio

It was all a part of Batman's plan.

#46 Posted by Sterling_Boothe (226 posts) - - Show Bio

Then Hank Hill returns as SuperHero ProPain and swears revenge on Black Panther for the death of Dale.

#47 Edited by Pyrogram (39547 posts) - - Show Bio

Beacuse ant-man wanted to ruin the character.

#48 Posted by Fallen_Crippled (6456 posts) - - Show Bio

In the bushes, Pikachu appears with a drunk and old Ash.

#49 Posted by Sterling_Boothe (226 posts) - - Show Bio

Who teams up with a old fat megaman and Corey Feldman

#50 Edited by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (10173 posts) - - Show Bio

To stop Bakura from obtaining Yugi's leather pants and