#1 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

When Clark Kent strips down....

..... he becomes Superman

When Superman strips down...

...he becomes Son Goku!

What's your Superman joke?

#2 Edited by TheAcidSkull (17297 posts) - - Show Bio

man of steel sounds like a porn name.

i'm soooo sorry for this XD

#3 Posted by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

man of steel sounds like a prom name.

i'm soooo sorry for this XD

fixed that for yah :)

#5 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (9506 posts) - - Show Bio

man of steel sounds like a porn name.

i'm soooo sorry for this XD

He's going to serve up some steaming hot justice.

#6 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17297 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by Havenless (1306 posts) - - Show Bio

What do you get when you combine Superman with a really good lawyer?

#8 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by Havenless (1306 posts) - - Show Bio
#11 Posted by The_Legendary_SuperSaiyan_Hulk (9506 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by russellmania77 (14586 posts) - - Show Bio

When he's breaks steel, he's superman, when he is a reporter, he is Clark kent, when he is in bed with Lois lane, he's Clark can't

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#13 Edited by xlab3000 (3132 posts) - - Show Bio

Why did Superman flush the toilet?

@havenless: super-douche?

When he's breaks steel, he's superman, when he is a reporter, he is Clark kent, when he is in bed with Lois lane, he's Clark can't

lol

#14 Posted by New_World_Order (12520 posts) - - Show Bio
#15 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17297 posts) - - Show Bio

@theacidskull: Lol it really does.

Thors Mjolnier Produces MASS Thundaaa! :P

You Don't Want to make Hulk ANGRY! ;) He might Go WORLD BREAKER!

The Spider which Bit Peter Enhanced EVERY muscle in his Body! EVERY! :P

Wolverine is the Best THERE IS at what he does :D

EVERY SUPERHERO is somehow related to sex XD

#16 Edited by SideburnGuru (1338 posts) - - Show Bio

So when Superman strips down, his character development goes THAT down to the point he becomes Goku.

Holy poptarts being put into a microwave, Batman.

#17 Posted by New_World_Order (12520 posts) - - Show Bio
#18 Posted by SideburnGuru (1338 posts) - - Show Bio

@thundergodswrath said:

@theacidskull: Lol it really does.

Thors Mjolnier Produces MASS Thundaaa! :P

You Don't Want to make Hulk ANGRY! ;) He might Go WORLD BREAKER!

The Spider which Bit Peter Enhanced EVERY muscle in his Body! EVERY! :P

Wolverine is the Best THERE IS at what he does :D

EVERY SUPERHERO is somehow related to sex XD

Do one for Swamp Thing and Booster Gold.

I need some humor.

#19 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17297 posts) - - Show Bio

@theacidskull said:

@thundergodswrath said:

@theacidskull: Lol it really does.

Thors Mjolnier Produces MASS Thundaaa! :P

You Don't Want to make Hulk ANGRY! ;) He might Go WORLD BREAKER!

The Spider which Bit Peter Enhanced EVERY muscle in his Body! EVERY! :P

Wolverine is the Best THERE IS at what he does :D

EVERY SUPERHERO is somehow related to sex XD

Do one for Swamp Thing and Booster Gold.

I need some humor.

Same say he is So good as sex that he will BOOST his Gold to the extreme.

" There is a huge THING in ma SWAMP" Best Pick up Line ever.

#20 Posted by SideburnGuru (1338 posts) - - Show Bio

@sideburnguru said:

@theacidskull said:

@thundergodswrath said:

@theacidskull: Lol it really does.

Thors Mjolnier Produces MASS Thundaaa! :P

You Don't Want to make Hulk ANGRY! ;) He might Go WORLD BREAKER!

The Spider which Bit Peter Enhanced EVERY muscle in his Body! EVERY! :P

Wolverine is the Best THERE IS at what he does :D

EVERY SUPERHERO is somehow related to sex XD

Do one for Swamp Thing and Booster Gold.

I need some humor.

Same say he is So good as sex that he will BOOST his Gold to the extreme.

" There is a huge THING in ma SWAMP" Best Pick up Line ever.

Bravo.

Shrek is going to Shrek you up for using his pick up line though.

#21 Posted by PowerHerc (81623 posts) - - Show Bio

Ha Ha.

#22 Edited by ccraft (5050 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't find hero jokes to be funny...

#23 Posted by flazam (2470 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Edited by comicace3 (3469 posts) - - Show Bio

Bump

#25 Posted by LimpoyzLoan (1630 posts) - - Show Bio

@sideburnguru: No. He actually develops a definable personality.

And blows a lot of sh*t up.

#26 Edited by SideburnGuru (1338 posts) - - Show Bio

@limpoyzloan: Maybe I'm missing something.

Series started as him as a goody two shoes with the same goofy personality.

Series in the climax and the middle kept him as a goody two shoes with the same goofy personality.

Series in the end kept him as a good two shoes with the same goofy personality.

That's just my opinion, though. I'm going off what I know about it. I could definitely be wrong, but that's how I remember it.

#27 Posted by Djangophile (275 posts) - - Show Bio

four men are camping on a cliff overlooking a beautiful valley below, they've all been drinking heavily.

Man 1 " Hey, I bet you that I can jump off that cliff and fly around a little, then come back here and land safely."

Man 2-4 All wish to see this

Man 1 takes a sip of his beer, runs towards the edge and flys into the air, does a few rings in the air and then comes back safely

Man 2 " Wow...hold my beer. I can do that, too."

Man 2 falls to his death

Man 3 " Gee, Superman. You are a real ass when you are drunk."

#28 Posted by LimpoyzLoan (1630 posts) - - Show Bio

@sideburnguru: Um, isn't that the same thing for Superman? Aside from the personality?

It's not like you see Superman making any big advances for his character either, aside from Injustice.

#29 Posted by SideburnGuru (1338 posts) - - Show Bio

@limpoyzloan: Actually, Superman's debating for whether he's straying on the path of righteous or wrong is pretty frequent. He started as a completely different character without much morality, and totally evolved from that.

From the start, he had no idea what to do with his power as a kid, and then he evolved into one of the best protecters of the Earth. I mean, I could go on a list of things on how his character has developed and he wasn't always the ultimate hero. Especially with the differences he has with the government whether or not he should stay true to them.

There's alot of development with Superman throughout the ages, personality wise, beliefs, I could go on. With Goku, I've seen the same sacrificing ultimate hero with a goofy bland personality throughout the entire series. Like I said, I could be wrong with that.

#30 Posted by LimpoyzLoan (1630 posts) - - Show Bio

@sideburnguru: Kid Goku had a lot more character development, so I guess that's why you see no character development in DBZ. Probably because Akira Toriyama had no idea what direction to go for him besides playing the hero.

#31 Posted by Perethorn (3212 posts) - - Show Bio

#32 Edited by StMichalofWilson (3670 posts) - - Show Bio

man of steel sounds like a porn name.

i'm soooo sorry for this XD

Dude, that's like every playa's dream! To have a nickname like that! xD

#33 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17297 posts) - - Show Bio

@theacidskull said:

man of steel sounds like a porn name.

i'm soooo sorry for this XD

Dude, that's like every playa's dream! To have a nickname like that! xD

XD indeed.

#34 Edited by TDK_1997 (14456 posts) - - Show Bio

@thundergodswrath said:

@theacidskull: Lol it really does.

Thors Mjolnier Produces MASS Thundaaa! :P

You Don't Want to make Hulk ANGRY! ;) He might Go WORLD BREAKER!

The Spider which Bit Peter Enhanced EVERY muscle in his Body! EVERY! :P

Wolverine is the Best THERE IS at what he does :D

EVERY SUPERHERO is somehow related to sex XD

You made me laugh so hard ! xD

#35 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17297 posts) - - Show Bio

@tdk_1997 said:

@theacidskull said:

@thundergodswrath said:

@theacidskull: Lol it really does.

Thors Mjolnier Produces MASS Thundaaa! :P

You Don't Want to make Hulk ANGRY! ;) He might Go WORLD BREAKER!

The Spider which Bit Peter Enhanced EVERY muscle in his Body! EVERY! :P

Wolverine is the Best THERE IS at what he does :D

EVERY SUPERHERO is somehow related to sex XD

You made me laugh so hard ! xD

Even the Name PUNISHER sounds something from a porn Flick

hell even the Rampaging RHINO sounds VERY sexual XD

#36 Edited by TDK_1997 (14456 posts) - - Show Bio

@tdk_1997 said:

@theacidskull said:

@thundergodswrath said:

@theacidskull: Lol it really does.

Thors Mjolnier Produces MASS Thundaaa! :P

You Don't Want to make Hulk ANGRY! ;) He might Go WORLD BREAKER!

The Spider which Bit Peter Enhanced EVERY muscle in his Body! EVERY! :P

Wolverine is the Best THERE IS at what he does :D

EVERY SUPERHERO is somehow related to sex XD

You made me laugh so hard ! xD

Even the Name PUNISHER sounds something from a porn Flick

hell even the Rampaging RHINO sounds VERY sexual XD

The Punisher sounds like a name from some hardcore porn . XD

#37 Edited by New_World_Order (12520 posts) - - Show Bio
#38 Posted by NicholasAgot (234 posts) - - Show Bio

What would you find in superman's bathroom?

superbowl

#39 Edited by Perezite (1432 posts) - - Show Bio

So when Superman strips down, his character development goes THAT down to the point he becomes Goku.

Holy poptarts being put into a microwave, Batman.

Someone didn't see the original Dragon Ball...

#40 Edited by Pokeysteve (8049 posts) - - Show Bio

Did anyone else expect to find the trailer for Superman Returns when they clicked the link for this thread?

#41 Edited by LimpoyzLoan (1630 posts) - - Show Bio
#42 Posted by Pokeysteve (8049 posts) - - Show Bio

@pokeysteve: I was expecting a scene from Superman 3

Maybe Superman is like my Grampa and gets his ass kicked by computers lol

#43 Edited by comicace3 (3469 posts) - - Show Bio

@theacidskull said:

@tdk_1997 said:

@theacidskull said:

@thundergodswrath said:

@theacidskull: Lol it really does.

Thors Mjolnier Produces MASS Thundaaa! :P

You Don't Want to make Hulk ANGRY! ;) He might Go WORLD BREAKER!

The Spider which Bit Peter Enhanced EVERY muscle in his Body! EVERY! :P

Wolverine is the Best THERE IS at what he does :D

EVERY SUPERHERO is somehow related to sex XD

You made me laugh so hard ! xD

Even the Name PUNISHER sounds something from a porn Flick

hell even the Rampaging RHINO sounds VERY sexual XD

@theacidskull: @tdk_1997: Same can be said for Mr.Fantastic and the Thin

Ehem... Deathstroke...... had to say it.

#44 Posted by hart7668 (2294 posts) - - Show Bio

man of steel sounds like a porn name.

i'm soooo sorry for this XD

Tucker: "Bow chicka bow bow"

#45 Edited by Cybrilious4 (1766 posts) - - Show Bio

@thundergodswrath:

At work he is called Dr. Richards... At night he's called Mr. Fantastic.

2) Reed Richards is able to stretch out his muscle thanks to a boost of cosmic rays.

#46 Posted by New_World_Order (12520 posts) - - Show Bio