The Joke Is On You
ACECORP CHEMICALS...
MYSTERIOUS MAN: So, Man-Lizard, huh?
FOWL: Yeah... Spiderbat seems to be takin' us ALL down!
MYSTERIOUS MAN: I think I might have a friend who could fix this... Also, Fowl, I bust you out of jail.... and you lure Spiderbat into my trap.
FOWL: Sure thing.
MEANWHILE...
BRUCE PARKER: So, Doctor... umm... should I call you by your actual name or... uuh...
CURT LANGSTROM: Curt is fine.
BRUCE: Okay... so, you think you can check this out?
CURT: Sure thing, Bruce, what is it?
BRUCE: Umm... its my, um, pet... spider? Yeah, pet. Check out its DNA.
CURT: Not sure why, but okay.
Curt put the Spider blood into the microscope.
CURT: Now, this is... just... strange! A radioactive spider? Bruce, what species is this?
BRUCE: A, uh... Spiderbat, I believe its called.
CURT: Bruce, if this is a joke, it isn't funny. Radioactive DNA, Spiderbat? As if I'm not tortured enough...
BRUCE: I'm serious, look it up. I need to know this!
CURT: No, Bruce, no...
Dr. Langstrom left, leaving Bruce there.
BRUCE: I'll do this myself.
Bruce looked into the microscope and saw the DNA.
BRUCE: Oh my god....
Suddenly, police sirens were heard, and so were the screams of innocents...
BRUCE: Spiderbat, Spiderbat... what am I gonna do with ya?
Bruce suited up, jumped out the window, and went to see what was going on.
SPIDERBAT: Hello, officers! Nice evening, huh?
POLICE OFFICER: Spiderbat, just in time! Listen, for some reason Fowl has a bunch of people held hostage in the old abandoned Acecorp Chemicals warehouse!
SPIDERBAT: Fowl escaped Riker's Asylum in the first place? That... that JERK!
POLICE OFFICER: Good one
SPIDERBAT: I'll deal with you later.
Spiderbat jumped straight through the window into Acecorp.
SPIDERBAT: All right, Fowl, lets get this over... with?! Who are you?
The man smiled, and introduced himself.
GREEN JOKER: I am the Green Joker, and Spiderbats reign has come to an end! HAHAHA!
SPIDERBAT: Ooookaaaay, then.
Spiderbat went to punch Green Joker, but he dodged, and almost broke Spiderbats skull with a painful uppercut. As Spiderbat fell to the ground, Green Joker pulled out a knife. He almost stabbed Spiderbat, but Spiderbat was able to trip him.
SPIDERBAT: You sure are crazy.
GREEN JOKER: Says the guy who runs around dressed like a cross between an insect and a rodent!
SPIDERBAT: Spiders are arachnids, stupid!
Spiderbat kicked Green Joker out the window.
GREEN JOKER: That'll leave a mark!
Joker got back up and threw a Pumpkin-Gas Bomb up at Spiderbat. It released a gas that drove Spiderbat crazy.
SPIDERBAT: What the heck is... this... AHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HEEE HEE HAW!
GREEN JOKER: Another happy customer!
Green Joker escaped, leaving behind a crazy Spiderbat.
Spiderbat didn't stop laughing, but was able to crawl back to Parker Industries and get the attention of Dr. Langstrom.
CURT: Spiderbat? Oh, my! Is that... laughing gas? This is... crazy! I'll fix it, but it'll take a long time.
Curt was able to get Spiderbat sane again.
SPIDERBAT: Thank you, Doc. Theres this new nut-case, he has these crazy knives, and bombs that release some sort of gas!
CURT: Oh, God. He sounds like quite the challenge.
SPIDERBAT: Dont worry, I'll beat him... I'll beat him...
To be continued in "SMOKE & MIRRORS, PHOBIA & FEARS!"
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