Why Don't You Marry Apocalypse?

Betsy frowned as Warren's eyes darted back and forth and proceeded to touch his hands.

'' I know you're worried about Apocalypse, Warren, but let's enjoy this dinner together '' she said.

'' We should be stopping Apocalypse and not eating at a fancy restaurant, Betsy. ''

'' Warren, I just want us to have one evening together. ''

Betsy's lover heard destruction and screams from outside the restaurant.

'' PUNY HUMANS! '' Apocalypse yelled.

Warren stood until Betsy pulled his hand so that he would sit back down.

'' Apocalypse is destroying everything, Betsy! ''

'' I don't care if Apocalypse is eating a basket of kittens!

We're having a nice dinner together! ''

'' Apocalypse.... ''

'' Why don't you marry Apocalypse? '' Betsy snapped.

Warren was quiet even as his enemy continued to destroy everything around him.

             THE END

Eternal Nightmare says:

"Betsy frowned as Warren's eyes darted back and forth and proceeded to touch his hands. '' I know you're worried about Apocalypse, Warren, but let's enjoy this dinner together '' she said. '' We should be stopping Apocalypse and not eating at a fancy restaurant, Betsy. '' '' Warren, I just want us to have one evening together. '' Betsy's lover heard destruction and screams from outside the restaurant. '' PUNY HUMANS! '' Apocalypse yelled. Warren stood until Betsy pulled his hand so that he would sit back down. '' Apocalypse is destroying everything, Betsy! '' '' I don't care if Apocalypse is eating a basket of kittens! We're having a nice dinner together! '' '' Apocalypse.... '' '' Why don't you marry Apocalypse? '' Betsy snapped. Warren was quiet even as his enemy continued to destroy everything around him. THE END "

Uh....ok......good.....job...?

Interesting.

Puny humans...isn't that a HULK phrase?