Who died and made you mod?

This is the way of the creep. @avenging_x_bolt's domain.

@capfanboy: Both, I can't decide!

1. That story was pretty funny and entertaining
2. this thread turned into all kinds of weird, kinky and crazy
3. For some reason I found all the weird, kinky, and crazy to be funny and entertaining as well lol

@capfanboy: I can be creepy!

I watch you shower and sleep and change.

Sometimes I cut myself on the arm and pull my veins out, slowly. Like pulling a hair out of food.

Feet are my fetish. Especially ones with disease and infection. That pus is amazing.

I like the SW Prequels.

I haven't killed someone in over a week.

I'm sixty years old and only come on CV to fap to the real life pic thread.

I'm sixty years old and just lost my virginity. Not to a women. Or a girl. Or a man. >;)

I have an octopus I like to cut off the tentacles off of and throw at people

@capfanboy: who disturbs my slumber!?!?

@The_Deathstroker: You have a severe problem

Prefer the hero! DON'T SIDE WITH THOSE OPPRESSORS!

Isn't everything weird, kinky and crazy?

Me. WHY ARE THERE NO STRIPPERS FOR MY PARTY?!

*sits and thinks long and hard about life*

You may be right my good sir!

I know I am. For I am God.

Well in that case I have a few questions for the almighty

why is the sky blue?

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs?

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

whats the best way to get away with murder? (I need to know for uhhh..........research)

@capfanboy: Nope, just conquering a new domain.

Cap/God was busy, so delegated these answers to me:

The sky is blue because 70% of the planet is covered in water, which reflects in our atmosphere. If the oceans were black, our skies would be too.

What do you think McDonald's burgers are made of? They are both allowed the same amount of rat parts.

No, it's called a catamount. That's what I'm calling it anyway. I mean, you don't know. What are you going to do? Dispute my answer?

Depends on the viewer and what the thousand words say. If the thousand words are coherent Shakespeare, banged out by monkeys, that's worth at least a laugh.

To make screams last longer, and to make movies more suspenseful. Duh.

If I told you, it would no longer be a way to get away with it.

@capfanboy: because Joygirl said no.

@cbishop: It's heartwarming to see you so thoroughly converted to the one true faith.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

@bumpyboo: don't test me harlot!!!!!!!!!!! I swear all go Winter Soldier on ya and rip that baby right on out

I just did.

another question since you were delegated tese answers does that make you his messiah?

@bumpyboo: UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It does not, for he is not my son. He is the carrier of the word, he is sent to bring enlightenment to those who are not enlightened, security to those who are insecure and courage to those to weak to stand for themselves. Let them know, thy god is here.

Y'know man...still waiting on a bachelor's...

@capfanboy: ye shall receive soon enough.

Wedding's on thursday bro...

@capfanboy: I'll take care of it. I won't forget like you did with my birthday.

@avenging_x_bolt: Your birthday? When? Aw dude, I'm sorry...

@capfanboy: ahh, forget about it...wait, you already did :p

But in all seriousness it's no big deal.

I shall right this wrong...eventually.

@capfanboy: I did used to unban people a lot.

Which makes me more like John the Baptist...who lived in the wilderness...by himself...for a long time...eating locusts...who eventually lost his head... heyyyyy, waitjustacottonpickinminutehere!

That's how you got sainted.

As much as I love the idea of warming your cute little heart, 'Boo, I'm afraid it's less a conversion and more of a fear of how Cappy might have answered those questions. lol

I haven't cast judas yet so...

A PRETENDER! CAPTURE HIM!

Past tense? Are you still not blessing people by allowing them to continue mocking Hal Jordan?

@capfanboy: I am still somewhat of a sucker.

Yes you are. The suckiest sucker of all...

While we're on this subject, can you unban me again once you've banned me...

I'd never sell you out, Cap'. I'd much rather watch you do yourself in. >:)

<scampers away laughing maniacally> Never! You'll never take me! Neverrrrrrrrr!

would it hurt your feelings if I said I was a non-believer? :P

No but I will ban you just for asking.

I thought personal insults weren't allowed on comic vine? Yet this slips through the cracks for two days in a thread filled with moderators? Interesting.

Who died and made you a mod :3

>:)

@capfanboy: I'm glad I will live on in infamy as the Artist Formerly Known As Spiderbat: The Other Scottish One.

@jonny_anonymous: You're back!?!!?!?!

@The_Deathstroker:

@jonny_anonymous: Awesome. I take it you got the message?

I do myself all the time-- wait.

At least you're reliable. That's all that matters. *flutters eyelids*

Spiderbat you magnificent soldier!

@capfanboy: Soldier no longer

You'll always be the soldier of my heart spiderbat.

@capfanboy: Some people call me @daspacecowboy some call me the soldier of love...

@jonny_anonymous: You'll always be the soldier of love to me

She wasn't talking about him. But thanks for the look out.

I know. She was talking about me.

#186 Posted by The_Deathstroker (6822 posts) - 2 days, 17 hours ago - Show Bio

@joygirl: Haven't talked to him in weeks. :/

But... I don't think you like ILS either. And that's the one I'm always around.

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#190 Posted by Joygirl (19394 posts) - 2 days, 17 hours ago - Show Bio

@the_deathstroker: Yup I hate him too. Though I actually think he's temp-banned so there's that.

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#194 Edited by The_Deathstroker (6822 posts) - 2 days, 17 hours ago - Show Bio

@joygirl: Lmao, of course you do. And ah, Mein Fuhrer! Chancellor Squares!

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#197 Posted by Joygirl (19394 posts) - 2 days, 17 hours ago - Show Bio

@the_deathstroker: Yup, of course I do. I've built a reputation for disliking asinine, obtuse, and inane trolls.

So..

*whistles innocently*

@i_like_swords: I don't see her calling you out, or calling you a troll specifically. She merely said she didn't like you. That is her opinion to express.