#1 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

"Robin, you don't know how to dance?" asked Batman.

"Nope." answered Robin.

"Well, I'll teach you. Here's a move I call the Bat Bash!" said Batman.

"Just take your left foot, place it forward

Don't do it wrong,

You nerd

NOW IT GETS CRAZY!

DO THE BAT BASH!

OH, YEAH!

THE FREAKIN' BAT BASH!

WOO, YEAH!

BA-BA-BAT BASH!

OMG!

B-B-BAAAAAT

B-BAAAAASH!!!!"

"Seriously?" asked Robin.

"Oh, you're just jealous 'cuz you don't have your own dance!" yelled Batman.

"Did somebody say DANCE?" asked the Flash, running in.

"It's a FLASH MOB, yeah!

Whoa-oh!

It's a FLASH MOB, baby!

Yo-woah!

It's a FLASH MOB, ladies!

Yeah-aaah!!!

It's a FLASH MOB!

Shake it!

It's a FLASH MOB!

Let's take it---

UP A NOTCH!

It's a FLASH MOB, shorty!

Woo-hoo!

It's a FLASH MOB, baby!

Yeah-aaah-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

"What is HAPPENING?!?!?!" yelled Robin.

"Did somebody say DANCE?" asked Catman, barging into the room.

"NO!!!!" screamed Robin.

"Too late!" replied Catman.

"Do the Catman, Do the Catman!

Yeah-aaah-EEEEE!

What the hay-eck!

CATMAN!

Get on tha floor!

CATMAN!

Like Devil Dinosaur!"

"Wh-B-H---- WHAT??????" screamed Robin.

"Baney, Baney, Baney, OOOOOHHHH!

I'll break you, break you, break you, WHOOOOOAAAA!

Thought your back'd never heal, heeeaaallll...."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" screamed Robin, jumping out the window.

"Pffft...." said Bane.

"He's just jealous...." said The Flash.

"That's what I said!" shouted Batman. "Wait a minute.... what are you all doing in the Batcave?"

The End!

#2 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

Best way to bump a fan-fic like this....

#3 Posted by wildvine (8061 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought the Bat bash was just a jump to the left.