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This Is a BLOG set in the real world which is actually a fictionalized real world full of unworldly things which was actually in Oh screw I lost track of what this actually about... well anyways read it dudes... cuz I am the UNDERDOG a real existing figure in your WORLD! the REAL WORLD! mwuaha! I sound lame...
So Hi I am the Under_DOG! (with an underscore)
So you probably know me as the dude who summoned a genie messed things up and regretted it... Well right now I'm hunting him down.But for now I am currently on a plane stressing me out... MY PLANE-MATES HATE ME!!! We are going to go to EGYPT right now because of a mission I will be in... WE WILL DEFEAT ALIENS! My powers are Spewing Rainbows out my mouth by the way...
Oh right Sorry but I forgot you don't know how I actually got my powers... It goes a little something like this:
The Epic wish of a Geek named Neil Saga was not written by me. It was written by that Cyborg Unicorn that aided me during the battle...Well he actually was not a fictional character but was actually a creature that secretly watches humans and at one point at a time, gave us the ability to IMAGINE. YEP folks We now have the power of imagination because of Unicorns secretly watching us. Now, the Epic Wish of a Geek named Neil was written by THAT Unicorn that is why it was probably all patched up and has many grammatical errors because the UNICORN only learned English from the INTERNET. Pardon him for writing that by the ways but he really said he'd want to write it down so I recalled the story he wrote it down and because of his ENGLISH that Fan-fic series sucked. Oh well I wont care the story is pretty much like that. HEY! I was supposed to tell how I got my powers right? Yah right so it was after the BIG EVENT and the UNICORN, (named HOOF TRELEN by the way) gave me this operation, an operation that changed my life... He (the UNICORN Hoof Trelen) implanted a new internal organ which would be science-ey and It would give me a pain in the neck because I was in a special Ed class (It was probably why Hoof Trelen called me a retard during the first chapter of THAT fan-fic saga). That Internal Organ gave me the power to puke rainbows out my mouth that temporarily blinds people... I also showed sign of breaking the laws of physics and doing stuff whatever I want, I called it toon-forcing a talent I can never do with people having that same power only on a larger scale around me. He said I'll need powers to defend myself against the Genie because one Day... He'll come back... He'll take revenge... and So here I am a rainbow Puking guy...
VILLAINS are under estimating my power so now I made an Identity... I am the UNDERDOG!!! which is a thing you probabably know... ahahaha! I defeat EVIL because... well I actually have no reason...
Well I gotta sleep now got butt kicking to do tomorrow...
The UNDERDOG is currently in the Ancient Aliens Returned??? EVENT
that's for my first BLOG... BYE BYE!
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