Recap: During the events of World War Symbiote, an army of Iron Symbiotes (high tech android suits(Iron Phage, Iron Agony, Iron Riot, and Iron Lashers) with symbiotic qualities) attacked New York City. During Punisher(s), Frank Castle's newest arch-enemy was revealed: Slaughter. A man just as deadly as The Punisher, and with a healing factor to boot.
And now, to throw Deadpool into the mix.
Rated T+
Page 1
1/ A close up of a computer screen with Google on it.
CAPTION(Deadpool): It all started with Google.
2/ Close up on the search bar. “DEADPOOL” is typed in.
CAPTION(Deadpool): To those who thought Google would end the world, congrats. You were absolutely right. We’re all gonna die because of Google.
CAPTION(Deadpool): Seriously.
CAPTION(Deadpool): I was bored. It was a…. day. I forget what day. And I googled myself. Out of boredom.
3/ The image search yields conclusive results. Pictures of Deadpool from the Joe Kelly run popping up. Along with one image that should stand out. It’s a picture of Batman.
CAPTION(Deadpool): What came next, was one of the greatest moments of my entire life.
4/ Back view of the laptop. DEADPOOL is sitting there in his full costumed attire, not armed though. His eyes are wide and his mouth is dropped visibly inside his mask. He’s sitting on a brown, worn couch inside of a bland apartment, with a big white wall behind him.
CAPTION(Deadpool): Ever.
DEADPOOL: Holy f**k.
Page 2
1/ Deadpool shouting toward the heavens, his arms wide open.
DEADPOOL: I’M BATMAN!!!!!
CAPTION(Deadpool): You can judge me all you want. It’s what I’m used to.
2/ Side view of Deadpool glaring at his laptop, pointing his finger down.
DEADPOOL: Ahem.
DEADPOOL: WHEERRRREEEE ISSSS HEEEEE?!?!?!?
CAPTION(Deadpool): But f**k you. I was bored. And Batman. Now, back to present tense!
3/ Same shot.
DEADPOOL: …
DEADPOOL: My throat is bleeding.
CAPTION(Deadpool): Not even my healing factor can withstand that voice.
DEADPOOL: Too true, yellow narration box that is just me, and totally not stupid extra voices in my head.
DEADPOOL: Let’s try some Kevin Conroy instead.
DEADPOOL: Ahem.
4/ The entire apartment is shaking violently, Deadpool is being thrown across the room.
DEADPOOL: IAMTHENIGHT--!!
5/ Deadpool’s head smashing into the hard, cold edge of a kitchen countertop.
SFX: WHUD
Page 3
1/ Side view of the entire apartment. An Iron Phage(Large, yellow, robotic monster with a Venom-ish face and large blades for hands from World War Symbiote) is ripping its way through the wall on the far left side of the panel, and Deadpool is standing up in the kitchen on the far right side.
SFX: BOOSH
DEADPOOL: OLD SCHOOL, THEN!
DEADPOOL: Quick Robin, to the Batmobile!
CAPTION(Deadpool): Head’s all wonky. Ow. That should be fixed in a minute.
IRON PHAGE: HSSSRRRR….
2/ Same shot. The Iron Phage is slicing through the couch and table, rushing toward Deadpool. It’s in the middle of the panel at this point.
SFX: BRSSHKT
IRON PHAGE: GRRRRR!!!!
DEADPOOL: Um. Robin.
DEADPOOL: Hello?
CAPTION(Deadpool): Beautiful. The one day I’m home resting and my apartment is part of an assault on humanity.
3/ Back view of Deadpool looking at a rocket launcher on the kitchen counter.
DEADPOOL: ROBIN! There you are!
CAPTION(Deadpool): Obviously, I’m just having a good time. Being Batman and all that.
4/ Back view of Deadpool aiming the RPG at the Iron Phage, which is literally right in the Kitchen with him.
DEADPOOL: Get ready for one hell of a sound effect!
DEADPOOL: ADAM WEST, I SALUTE YOU!
IRON PHAGE: HHRRRRRRR!!!!
5/ The outside of Deadpool’s apartment complex. There’s a large explosion coming from where Deadpool is inside, and there are Iron Symbiotes outside as well.
SFX: BOOOMMMM
CAPTION(Deadpool): That’s how my days start. I find out I’m Batman and then Venom with knife-hands tries to stab me in the face.
CAPTION(Deadpool): I bet the REAL Batman doesn’t have to deal with this sh*t.
Page 4
1/ The remains of Deadpool’s apartment inside. Totally thrown apart, and exploded.
CAPTION(Deadpool): Wait. That’s not true.
2/ Deadpool rising out of the ashes, armless.
DEADPOOL: BECAUSE I AM BATMAN!
3/ Deadpool looking down to see one of his severed arms.
DEADPOOL: No, wait. That’s not true. I’m not pretending to be other dudes so I can try and fail to get more respect.
4/ Deadpool GLARING at the reader.
DEADPOOL: Because that would just be f**king STUPID.
5/ Deadpool with his arm in his mouth.
DEADPOOL: Now, where did I put that pesky sewing kit?
Page 5
1/ Deadpool in his noir trenchcoat and hat walking down the barren waste streets of New York City after World War Symbiote.
CAPTION(Deadpool): After my pathetic attempt at a tie-in, I decided to check everything out. See the damage. They say it can change a man.
2/ Back view of Deadpool looking at a taco stand that’s now cut in half and torn apart. In the background, a hospital is rushing the injured and the dead onto stretchers and into body bags. The background isn’t as visible, like it’s out of focus.
DEADPOOL: …
3/ Deadpool’s face. A single tear is running down his cheek.
DEADPOOL: S-someone…
4/ Close up on the broken taco stand.
DEADPOOL: Someone is going to pay…
Page 6
1/ Close up of Deadpool sitting in a shadowed booth in a run down bar. A brown envelope is being passed to him by a shadowed hand.
CAPTION: A FEW HOURS AND ONE PHONE CALL LATER
THE EMPLOYER: You were there.
THE EMPLOYER: You understand the horrors. You understand what happened.
DEADPOOL: I’ve seen… things.
2/ Deadpool looking down, his fists on the table, as if he’s suffering a PTSD flashback.
DEADPOOL: The hard shell tacos… shattered forever….
THE EMPLOYER: …
THE EMPLOYER: Ohhhhkaaaaaaaaay.
DEADPOOL: Just give me a minute.
3/ Same shot.
NO DIALOGUE
4/ Deadpool looking up, putting his hands behind his head like he’s kicking back to relax.
DEADPOOL: Alright. Alright, I’m good. I’m good.
DEADPOOL: Show me the moneh, Mr. Employer.
CAPTION(Deadpool): “The Employer”. What a rube. What a joke. What a D-lister.
THE EMPLOYER: There’s a UN meeting going on this week, constant talks about how to deal with this, who to blame. Orwell Taylor* got blamed, they’re forming some kind of Symbiote Kill Squad* in league with Jameson to hunt down the other terrorists-
CAPTION(Deadpool): *CON-TIN-UITY! BOOM!
CAPTION(Deadpool): Yeah, I stole that joke. Sue me.
5/ Same shot.
THE EMPLOYER: There’s some conspiracies going around. Different suspects popping up. This envelope contains all the information you’ll need on one of the big ones.
Page 7
1/ Back view of Deadpool. The shadowed Employer is standing up.
THE EMPLOYER: And now, I gotta go.
DEADPOOL: Wait, wait, wait.
2/ Same shot.
THE EMPLOYER: What?
DEADPOOL: Wait. Not what. Wait.
3/ Same shot.
THE EMPLOYER: ….
DEADPOOL: Is the suspect from one of the other fics? Because that just seems to SCREAM “I couldn’t think of any other villains”.
THE EMPLOYER: ….
THE EMPLOYER: I’ll just leave you with that then.
DEADPOOL: Awesome.
4/ The Employer walking out. Deadpool leaning forward to open the document.
DEADPOOL: Drum roll please.
Page 8 and 9.
1/ Double Spread Page/ Deadpool ripping a picture of SLAUGHTER out of the envelope. Slaughter is in his gear with the black mask from Punisher(s).
DEADPOOL: EGADS.
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TO BE CONTINUED: Deadpool: Operation "Oh, S#@&!" #1 - (Script)
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I don't make any money off of this, I only invented the Iron Symbiotes (Iron Phage is one of them) along with The Employer and Slaughter.
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