when do we officially start?
also, how long should our submission be?
@betatesthighlander1: We started today. PM the story to me within a week.
@betatesthighlander1: Exactly 11:59 PM.
Batman? the César Güemes alias from La Rena del Sur? is that even a comic book character?
Hi @betatesthighlander1 you're up against me. I have no idea if you're Marvel or DC orientated, so I'll give you Batman as your character. See you on the battle field! :)
anyways, the best Batman fiction has already been written
Crom....interesting, cool thanks.
Now "the best Batman fiction has already been written"...that's great, this is FAN-FICTION!!! And which ever Batman you want, I was guessing Bruce Wayne but if there is another Batman, go ahead!
I've gone over several possibilities for Bird-Brain and what I came up with is pretty much ridiculous which actually seems to be the best way to go
@thecannon You decided for me to do Bleez right?
@awesam: I just PMed you my story, its probably too dumb to actually win but it was fun to write.
Now "the best Batman fiction has already been written"...that's great, this is FAN-FICTION!!! And which ever Batman you want, I was guessing Bruce Wayne but if there is another Batman, go ahead!
did you even observe Willis's style of music?
how am I supposed to compete with that?
also, Bruce...Wayne?
are you talking about Bruce Banner?
or Bruce "Almighty" Nolan
or Bruce from Jaws, was the shark's last name Wayne?
or are you talking about Brisbane, because I think that's a real place.
@thecannon You decided for me to do Bleez right?
Yes.
@wildvine I know this is really rude but am I allowed a different character? Your obviously allowed to say no.
Just a reminder that the dealine's in two days. @betatesthighlander1@batkevin74 @mediumflyer7@wildvine @thecannon@delphic @razzatazz@bronze_surfer @joshmightbe@pyrogram
@awesam: I thought the deadline was 11:59 on Wednesday, is it 11:59 on Tuesday?
@betatesthighlander1: Tuesday
@joshmightbe: Yeah, sorry. Accident.
@awesam: Entry sent
@betatesthighlander1: Yours and Batkevin's came first, so right now.
@awesam: right now?
@betatesthighlander1: Creating the voting thread as we speak.
Deadline's today. Anyone who doesn't PM their story to me automatically forfeits.
@mediumflyer7@wildvine @thecannon@razzatazz@bronze_surfer @pyrogram @thejester
Pyrogram forfeits. @joshmightbe advances to the next round.
@betatesthighlander1: If he wants, but it's unheard of.
@awesam: what's unheard of?
@awesam: You can post it here if you want or I can. I know its not my best thing but seems like a shame to waste it
@joshmightbe: Post it, it's actually pretty funny.
@awesam: what's unheard of?
Posting the story although the competition between him and Pyro is over. It's just sarcasm. Almost everything I say is out of sarcasm.
@joshmightbe: I would like to see that
well, I would kind of like to read what he wrote
Jean Grey School for Gifted youngsters, 5:30 Am
Wolverine stumbled to the door, still half asleep as he heard incessant tapping on the front door. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes as he pulled the door open to reveal Bird-Brain. Wolverine looked over the odd looking creature and noticed a sticky note on the raggedy shirt the creature wore that read, 'New Recruit."
Wolverine shook his head and shut the door on the creature before returning to bed. Bird-Brain looked down dejected then shrugged as he took out a list and crossed the X-men off. He then took to the air.
***
Baxter Building, 6:00 Am
Bird-Brain stands in front of a door holding the buzzer down until a voice comes over the intercom, "Okay,its open let go of the damn button."
Bird-Brain looked over and yanked the door open. He then got on the elevator. He was met with odd looks, he smiled and waved at the others inside but that seemed to unnerve them. Finally he reached the top floor. He proceeded to start knocking on the penthouse door. After five solid minutes of knocking an angry Franklin Richards opened the door. He looked him over and shouted, "Dad, its for you."
Reed Richards came out of the bathroom in his robe and took a look at their visitor. Before he could speak Johnny Storm stepped into the hall, "Jeez, let me get some coffee before this crap."
Reed gave Johnny an annoyed look and turned to Bird-Brain, "What can I do for you?"
Bird-Brain gave his disturbing grin and proudly pointed to his new recruit tag. Reed looked uncomfortable, "Umm, Sue could you come in here for a minute."
Before she arrived a giant mechanical hand smashed through the front window. Bird-Brain leapt into action flying into the face of the giant robot and holding his fists up. The robot swatted at him but Bird-Brain fluttered out of the way as the machine's other hand came up and tried to wave away. The robot backed away swatting at Bird-Brain like a fly buzzing around his head.
Reed activated a device from his lab that vaporized the machine. Bird-Brain landed happily believing he had helped. Reed turned to assure everyone that they were fine as Bird-Brain was distracted by a flashing red light. He tapped at it but was alarmed by an automated voice, "Self destruct activated."
Reed yelled, "Everybody out."
Bird-Brain stood with his arms behind his back trying to whistle as he sidestepped toward the window. As he flew away the lab exploded and he quickly crossed the Fantastic Four from his list.
***
Avengers Mansion, 7:00 Am
Jarvis yanked open the door to the mansion and swatted Bird-Brain's hand away from the door bell after 5 uninterrupted minutes of the bell ringing, "Its a door bell, not a water fountain."
Bird-Brain gave him a confused look as the butler stared at him, "Did you need something?"
He pointed to his new recruit badge causing Jarvis to stifle a chuckle, "Oh, by all means. Come right in."
He called down Captain America before leaving the room as he burst into laughter. The Captain came down the stairs and saw Bird-Brain and gave him a curious look before starting some polite small talk, "Sorry, just got a call about the top floor of the Baxter Building exploding."
Bird-Brain's eyes darted away from Cap as he attempted to look surprised. He then squawked out, "Hi"
He then pointed to his badge. Cap sighed, "Now I'm always glad to see.. umm..people who want to help but we need to vote in new members, and umm, well you'd need to apply through proper channels."
Tony Stark walked up behind Cap. The Captain turned to Tony, "I was just explaining to....this guy, the very complicated procedure required to join the team."
Tony looked to Bird-Brain, "Oh, yeah. Well you see we're fresh out of applications at the moment. Maybe come back tomorrow and we can maybe get you on the team some time with in the next... year?"
He looked over to Cap who gave him a nod before looking back, "How about we go set up an appointment with Jarvis..."
He stopped as a news report came on a TV in the other room, "Sources indicate a large Bird man was responsible for the explosion at the head quarters of the Fantastic four."
Tony and Cap looked back in Bird-Brain's direction and see nothing but an open front door.
***
As Bird-Brain walked along the street depressed he crossed the Avengers off his list. Suddenly he was snatched into a van and sat on a bench. He looked around to see five members of the Sinister Six. Rhino looked down on him, "You sure this is the guy?"
Doc Ock turned from the passenger seat, "He blew up the Baxter Building, he should be an adequate replacement for Vulture. Bird-Brain became distracted by a flashing light on Shockers gauntlet and began tapping at it. Shocker swatted his hand away, "Quit that."
Bird-Brain waited for a second then began tapping at it again, "I said quit."
Bird-Brain nodded and sat back for a second then jammed a finger down on the flashing light. Shocker's gauntlet blew a hole in the floorboard and caused the van to flip on its side. Rhino flew out the back knocking Bird-Brain out with him. Rhino skidded to a stop at the feet of a very surprised Spider-man.
As the police showed up Shocker grumbled, "Stupid walking KFC bucket."
High above the ground Spider-man stood on a roof top beside Bird-Brain, "That was dumb luck, wasn't it?"
Bird-Brain nodded glumly as Spider-Man patted him on the shoulder, "You'd be surprised how often it is."
Bird-Brain then smiled and squawked out,"Side-Kick?"
Spider-man looked to him, "Haha, no."
END
@awesam: that was funny 'n stuff
@betatesthighlander1: Today or tomorrow. I have Bronze and Razza's stories. I also have Delphic's, but @thecannon has yet to submit his.
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