#101 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam:

when do we officially start?

also, how long should our submission be?

#102 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#103 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam:

like, buy 12 next Wednesday?

#104 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#105 Posted by batkevin74 (9760 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74:

Batman? the César Güemes alias from La Rena del Sur? is that even a comic book character?

@batkevin74 said:

Hi @betatesthighlander1 you're up against me. I have no idea if you're Marvel or DC orientated, so I'll give you Batman as your character. See you on the battle field! :)

anyways, the best Batman fiction has already been written

Crom....interesting, cool thanks.

Now "the best Batman fiction has already been written"...that's great, this is FAN-FICTION!!! And which ever Batman you want, I was guessing Bruce Wayne but if there is another Batman, go ahead!

#106 Posted by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

I've gone over several possibilities for Bird-Brain and what I came up with is pretty much ridiculous which actually seems to be the best way to go

#107 Posted by Delphic (1343 posts) - - Show Bio

@thecannon You decided for me to do Bleez right?

#108 Edited by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

Does everyone know who they're writing? Remember to PM your story to me once you're done. Deadline is a week from today.

#109 Posted by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: I just PMed you my story, its probably too dumb to actually win but it was fun to write.

#110 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

.

Now "the best Batman fiction has already been written"...that's great, this is FAN-FICTION!!! And which ever Batman you want, I was guessing Bruce Wayne but if there is another Batman, go ahead!

did you even observe Willis's style of music?

how am I supposed to compete with that?

also, Bruce...Wayne?

are you talking about Bruce Banner?

or Bruce "Almighty" Nolan

or Bruce from Jaws, was the shark's last name Wayne?

or are you talking about Brisbane, because I think that's a real place.

#111 Posted by TheCannon (16084 posts) - - Show Bio
#112 Edited by Mediumflyer7 (296 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine I know this is really rude but am I allowed a different character? Your obviously allowed to say no.

#113 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#114 Edited by RazzaTazz (9351 posts) - - Show Bio
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#115 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: I thought the deadline was 11:59 on Wednesday, is it 11:59 on Tuesday?

#116 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#117 Posted by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

I already sent mine to you

#118 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#119 Posted by batkevin74 (9760 posts) - - Show Bio
#120 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam:

mine was as well

when are these entries going to be posted?

#121 Edited by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#122 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio
#123 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#124 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam:

I'm sooooooooooooooo neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeervooouuuuuuuuuuuussssssss

#126 Edited by Delphic (1343 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam I've finished my submission, but the PM system is not letting me send it. I'll try sending it again later.

#127 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@delphic: I got it, I just can't open it. Site's bugging again.

#128 Edited by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#129 Posted by Pyrogram (32263 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: I don't have the time really, Sorry...I MIGHT be-able to today...probably not.

#130 Edited by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

Pyrogram forfeits. @joshmightbe advances to the next round.

#131 Edited by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll take it but it kind of sucks to win by default

#132 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio
#133 Edited by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#134 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio
#135 Edited by joshmightbe (24101 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: You can post it here if you want or I can. I know its not my best thing but seems like a shame to waste it

#136 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: Post it, it's actually pretty funny.

@awesam: what's unheard of?

Posting the story although the competition between him and Pyro is over. It's just sarcasm. Almost everything I say is out of sarcasm.

#137 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@joshmightbe: I would like to see that

@awesam:

well, I would kind of like to read what he wrote

#138 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@betatesthighlander1:


Jean Grey School for Gifted youngsters, 5:30 Am

Wolverine stumbled to the door, still half asleep as he heard incessant tapping on the front door. He rubbed the sleep out of his eyes as he pulled the door open to reveal Bird-Brain. Wolverine looked over the odd looking creature and noticed a sticky note on the raggedy shirt the creature wore that read, 'New Recruit."

Wolverine shook his head and shut the door on the creature before returning to bed. Bird-Brain looked down dejected then shrugged as he took out a list and crossed the X-men off. He then took to the air.

***

Baxter Building, 6:00 Am

Bird-Brain stands in front of a door holding the buzzer down until a voice comes over the intercom, "Okay,its open let go of the damn button."

Bird-Brain looked over and yanked the door open. He then got on the elevator. He was met with odd looks, he smiled and waved at the others inside but that seemed to unnerve them. Finally he reached the top floor. He proceeded to start knocking on the penthouse door. After five solid minutes of knocking an angry Franklin Richards opened the door. He looked him over and shouted, "Dad, its for you."

Reed Richards came out of the bathroom in his robe and took a look at their visitor. Before he could speak Johnny Storm stepped into the hall, "Jeez, let me get some coffee before this crap."

Reed gave Johnny an annoyed look and turned to Bird-Brain, "What can I do for you?"

Bird-Brain gave his disturbing grin and proudly pointed to his new recruit tag. Reed looked uncomfortable, "Umm, Sue could you come in here for a minute."

Before she arrived a giant mechanical hand smashed through the front window. Bird-Brain leapt into action flying into the face of the giant robot and holding his fists up. The robot swatted at him but Bird-Brain fluttered out of the way as the machine's other hand came up and tried to wave away. The robot backed away swatting at Bird-Brain like a fly buzzing around his head.

Reed activated a device from his lab that vaporized the machine. Bird-Brain landed happily believing he had helped. Reed turned to assure everyone that they were fine as Bird-Brain was distracted by a flashing red light. He tapped at it but was alarmed by an automated voice, "Self destruct activated."

Reed yelled, "Everybody out."

Bird-Brain stood with his arms behind his back trying to whistle as he sidestepped toward the window. As he flew away the lab exploded and he quickly crossed the Fantastic Four from his list.

***

Avengers Mansion, 7:00 Am

Jarvis yanked open the door to the mansion and swatted Bird-Brain's hand away from the door bell after 5 uninterrupted minutes of the bell ringing, "Its a door bell, not a water fountain."

Bird-Brain gave him a confused look as the butler stared at him, "Did you need something?"

He pointed to his new recruit badge causing Jarvis to stifle a chuckle, "Oh, by all means. Come right in."

He called down Captain America before leaving the room as he burst into laughter. The Captain came down the stairs and saw Bird-Brain and gave him a curious look before starting some polite small talk, "Sorry, just got a call about the top floor of the Baxter Building exploding."

Bird-Brain's eyes darted away from Cap as he attempted to look surprised. He then squawked out, "Hi"

He then pointed to his badge. Cap sighed, "Now I'm always glad to see.. umm..people who want to help but we need to vote in new members, and umm, well you'd need to apply through proper channels."

Tony Stark walked up behind Cap. The Captain turned to Tony, "I was just explaining to....this guy, the very complicated procedure required to join the team."

Tony looked to Bird-Brain, "Oh, yeah. Well you see we're fresh out of applications at the moment. Maybe come back tomorrow and we can maybe get you on the team some time with in the next... year?"

He looked over to Cap who gave him a nod before looking back, "How about we go set up an appointment with Jarvis..."

He stopped as a news report came on a TV in the other room, "Sources indicate a large Bird man was responsible for the explosion at the head quarters of the Fantastic four."

Tony and Cap looked back in Bird-Brain's direction and see nothing but an open front door.

***

As Bird-Brain walked along the street depressed he crossed the Avengers off his list. Suddenly he was snatched into a van and sat on a bench. He looked around to see five members of the Sinister Six. Rhino looked down on him, "You sure this is the guy?"

Doc Ock turned from the passenger seat, "He blew up the Baxter Building, he should be an adequate replacement for Vulture. Bird-Brain became distracted by a flashing light on Shockers gauntlet and began tapping at it. Shocker swatted his hand away, "Quit that."

Bird-Brain waited for a second then began tapping at it again, "I said quit."

Bird-Brain nodded and sat back for a second then jammed a finger down on the flashing light. Shocker's gauntlet blew a hole in the floorboard and caused the van to flip on its side. Rhino flew out the back knocking Bird-Brain out with him. Rhino skidded to a stop at the feet of a very surprised Spider-man.

As the police showed up Shocker grumbled, "Stupid walking KFC bucket."

High above the ground Spider-man stood on a roof top beside Bird-Brain, "That was dumb luck, wasn't it?"

Bird-Brain nodded glumly as Spider-Man patted him on the shoulder, "You'd be surprised how often it is."

Bird-Brain then smiled and squawked out,"Side-Kick?"

Spider-man looked to him, "Haha, no."

END

#139 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio
#140 Posted by Delphic (1343 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam you did get my entry right?

#141 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#142 Edited by Delphic (1343 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: Yeah, I got it. Just as buggy as the PM system was last night, I had to be sure. ;)

#143 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

@delphic: No need to worry. I got your story in three different messages. I'm assuming you tried sending it more than once.

#144 Posted by Delphic (1343 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam: Yeah, but that was because everytime I tried to send it a page with "Unknown error" would pop up.

#145 Edited by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#146 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam:

that didn't get that

how were we supposed to send these?

#147 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio

TheJester forfeits. I advance.

#148 Edited by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam:

when should the other two be up?

#149 Posted by AweSam (7110 posts) - - Show Bio
#150 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam:

we can submit these past deadline?