"Squeak squeak squeak...." Santa Hamster finished his scary story.
"Pffft! Lame!" replied GR2Blackout.
"I thought it was kind of scary" Homer The Hound added to the conversation.
GR2Blackout, Friday, Homer The Hound, and Santa Hamster were all telling scary stories in the woods for Halloween.
"I got a scary one...." chuckled Friday evilly "I call it...."
KING KOMM
It was a dark and creepy night.
Full of monsters and demons.
Until the two lovestruck fools decided to make out at the Black Lagoo--- oh, crap, wrong story.
But of course, King Komm and the Freak From The Black Lagoon are often mixed up.
Now, to our story.
"Foggy day, huh?" asked explorer Friday Week.
"We're on a boat" added Homer "It always seems like that on boats, moron!"
"I'm not fricking talkin' to you!" yelled Friday "Well, as I was saying... foggy day, isn't it, Staples?"
Friday has always had a crush on Staples.
"I actually agree with what Homer said" said Staples.
"That I'm a moron or that it always seems foggy?" asked Friday.
"Both" said Staples.
Friday, by now, was so embarrassed that he ran down to the lower corridors of the boat.
"I is not an moron!" said Friday angrily "Monday, you think me am an moron?"
"Uh...." replied Friday's cousin, Monday.
"Shut up, Monday" said Friday "I'm in the middle of a sad-lame-blah blah blah-I've got a crush on Staples-crying-mess-thingy-ma-bobber!"
"Geez, Friday" said Monday "Get over it!"
"Get over this!" Friday tackled Monday in a fit of rage and began punching his face when the boat crashed into an island.
"EATHQUAAAKE!" shouted Monday, panicking.
"No, you idiot!" said Friday "We're at sea!"
"You know what that means?" asked Monday "WE'RE IN DAVY JONES' LOCKER!!!"
"Or we're on land now?" asked Friday.
"Thank GOD we escaped from Davy Jones' Locker!" said Monday in relief.
Friday just ignored this.
"I'm gonna go up to the poop deck real quick to check on something" said Friday
"Tee-hee... poop deck..." chuckled Monday.
After a while, Monday and Friday went to see what was going on.
"Where are we?" asked Friday
"Skull Island" answered Staples.
Friday gasped.
"THEE Skull Island?" Friday shouted, amazed.
"Actually" said Staples "I was wrong. We're on Ribcage Island."
"Oh, GREAT, we're on THAT island?" Friday said, disappointed.
On the island, Friday, Homer, and Staples searched for something.
"What are we searching for again?" asked Friday
"Something" answered Homer
Suddenly, something caught their attention.
Homer gasped.
"THE FREAK FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!" he shouted
"No, that's a gorilla..." replied Staples.
"MIGHTY JOE YOUNG!" he shouted again.
"No" said Staples "That's... oh my God... that's the legendary KING KOMM!!!"
"Wow" said Friday "I'm surprised you weren't asked to play Hermione in the Harry Potter films"
"SHUT UP AND CATCH 'IM!" shouted Homer
"HOW?" asked Friday "IT'S A GIANT GORILLA!"
"I know!" Homer pulled out a Pokeball "Gotta catch em' all!"
Homer threw the Pokeball at the gorilla.
"Oh my god" said Friday
"I can't believe it actually worked" said Staples
"YAY! I AM A GENIUS! J-E-E-N-Y-I-S-S! I'M SUCH A GENIUS I CAN EVEN SPELL GENIUS!" Homer shouted
"Shut up and grab the Pokeball!" Friday shouted
Soon, they were on there way back to America.
But lets just skip to when they get to America.
There was a big theater place.
And there was a huge sign that said "SEE KING KOMM, THE 12 AND A HALFTH WONDER OF THE WORLD!"
"That sign is so incorrect" said Homer as he walked into the theater
"So incorrect" added Monday
In the theater, people saw King Komm.
"WHAT A RIP!" yelled a guy in the front row "I CAME TO SEE IRON MAN 3, NOT HAIRY AND UGLY!"
"You'll get what ya freakin' get, kid!" shouted the guy standing next to the big monkey. "Eitha' way, dis monkey is.... big... and stuff."
"BOO!" "You suck!" "Get off the stage!" "I still wanna watch Iron Man 3!"
People began throwing rotten tomatoes at the monkey, which really made it mad.
"Do you think all the rotten tomatoes are good for the big ape?" asked Homer
"I'm not sure yet...." replied Friday
Suddenly, the big monkey busted it's chains, and smashed through the building, escaping.
"It escaped!" shouted Staples
"Well, of course it did" said Monday "This is a King Kong spoof, not a Rise of the Planet of the Apes spoof"
Staples ran after the big monkey.
"Get it!" yelled Friday "Before it climbs a building and gets shot at!"
"Too late" said Homer, pointing at the monkey.
It was climbing up a tall sky-scraper, carrying Staples in his left hand.
"Oh, crap!" yelled Monday
"I know" said Friday "Monkeys are stealing everybody's girlfriends!"
Suddenly, several planes came and surrounded the guy.
"SHOOT E'M DOWN!" yelled Homer, eating popcorn and enjoying the show
"But Staples could get killed!" shouted Friday, sounding more worried than he actually was
"Oh" replied Homer "SHOOT E'M DOWN TWICE AS HARD!!!"
Friday just sighed.
"How are we gonna get Staples down alive?" asked Monday
"Well, how did we get King Komm here from the island?" asked Friday
"EEEEK!" screamed Staples, struggling to escape the monkey's grip.
"DON'T WORRY!" yelled Homer
Homer threw a Pokeball up at Stables. The Pokeball merely bounced off her head when it hit her.
"Crap!" said Homer "My Magikarp's in there!"
"Seriously?" asked Monday "A MAGIKARP?"
"W-w-well, it evolves into a Gary-A-Does!" said Homer
"Gary-A-Does? GARY-A-DOES?!?!?!" said Monday, getting angrier and angrier every second "You know NOTHING of POKEMON!!! OR GRAVITY FALLS!"
"Where have I seen this before?" asked Friday, standing in front of a billboard for the new show 'MAD'.
"All right, all right..." mumbled Homer, picking up the Pokeball and throwing at Staples again.
Luckily, this time it worked.
"Yay!" shouted Homer "Now KILL THE MONKEY!!!"
The air force dudes shot down the monkey, and they all lived happily ever after... besides King Komm.
THE END
"O-kaaaay" said GR2Blackout "what was THAT story supposed to be?"
"Well, better than Santa Hamster's at least" said Friday
Santa Hamster sadly looked down at his li'l feet and let out a sad squeak.
"I could tell a better story" said GR2Blackout
"Really?" asked Friday
"Of course" said GR2Blackout "after all, I'm writing this entire story as we SPEAK!"
"Hmm..." added Homer "Good point."
"Well" said GR2Blackout "Here it is...."
Log in to comment