The Gah that was is dead, May New Gah! reign supreme.

There once was a dark, dark night. And in that dark dark night there was a dark dark fright, and to conquer that dark dark fright we would need--

Whoa. That's racist.

What?

The fright is clearly a black guy otherwise you wouldn't have emphasised dark or anything.

Err no..it was gonna end with "a dark dark knight." Get it? It's a batman joke.

Still, that's pretty sloppy writing man. Rhyming night with knight. Don't you have something better?

No actually, I was kind of just trying to get back into the swing of--WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?!

Bill.

Bill?

Yup.

And you're here why?

Toilet.

We don't have toilets.

Why not? Don't racists have to poop as wel--

I AM NOT A RACIST. I think Batman would trump criminals of any ethnicity.

But mainly the black ones.

No!

Then why did you say it?

I didn't! All I said was that I like Batman.

Because you're a raging homo?

No! Because--

Well, you're either a raging homo or a flaming racist, the choice is yours.

I just think any criminal would be crushed under Batman's heel.

Because he's White?

...

@capfanboy:

Hehehehe! Aw, man, I feel so spoiled, first Fillion and now this? Must be my birthday ;) You is funny, mister :P

If it's Fillion it's surely mine. I thought I'd come back with a bang.

@capfanboy:

Achieved ;)

YAY!!! Hal and I can pay our electric bill again

@pyrogram: I'm guessing you've got a new problem then?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Now where's my Hal and X-Bolt take on the world mini series?

@capfanboy:

@pyrogram: Yes?

Hal is still trying to make a theme song for us using the music from the Cleveland Show

@capfanboy:

Don't give Hal a guitar near a secondary school! THINK X-BOLT, GODDAMMIT.

I approve of the dark knight jokes in this thread.

You were gone?

For a little while.