T -- Teen- Appropriate for readers 12 and over. May contain mild violence, language, and/or suggestive themes.
Appropriate for readers 12 and over. May contain mild violence, language, and/or suggestive themes.
Walking down the street, a retarded geek named Neil, carved his way through NYC. When he saw a lamp on the ground, he tried to scratch it, hoping some genie would pop out, and grant him wishes. The Genie, otherwise known as Genie, laughed and sang in happiness; free at last. For years, the Genie thought his master forgot him, and now he finally could fly away on the wings of freedom.
“Bastard,” Neil said, “I hate this goddamned life, I wish all of my heroes were here with me. Then I’ll have the adventure of my life!”
Right then, at that very moment, a man in white, wearing a fedora was singing a Gene Kelly classic. By the corner, his fake eyelashes were visible. Then, the man saw a spunky teen-aged mall rat, wearing a yellow coat and in a blink of an eye, they were banging in the middle of the streets of New York! Having the weirdest boner, he saw Alex DeLarge and Jubilation Lee, Gettin’ Jiggy with it in public. People, still seemingly ignoring the fact that two famous people were dancing, walked on. On the other hand, Neil was stunned for a minute, probably an hour, just standing there. Then, a man in a white wig snapped him the heck out of his trance.
“Hi, the name is Sir Isaac Newton, and I’d like to explain the cosmic anomaly that happened.” He, the now known Mr. Newton, paused. “Your Genie probably forgot that you still had two wishes. As he happily strutted away, he also happened to hear your wish: to have every single person in reality or fiction, dead or alive, to be around your environment.”
Neil saw Jubilee, who was running away in terror, screaming and then, Neil blacked out.
The afternoon of the same day, he woke up having Isaac all in his face.
“What- You’re real?” Neil exclaimed, shocked.
“Of course, kid. Of course I am real.” Isaac said. “Now, I have to investigate this, Time-streams, worlds, and alternate realities might end because of what you have done.”
“Aw, man. Don’t worry ‘bout that…” An anthropomorphic turtle said, and Neil realized this.
“Mikee!” The retarded geek screamed.
What will happen to our hero? Will Newton find a way out to save multiple realities? Will they find the genie? What the F@ck did Alex do to Jubilee? Find out in the next chapter of… the Epic Wish of a Geek Named Neil!
All characters are not owned by me. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. I thought of the story but not of the people