Would you read this?
It is in my own universe and rated T
Detective yank (looking at a dead, grotesque body): Darn shame what happened to him.
Lt. Chris: Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Detective yank: He might have been a bad guy but he was trying to make some good. Besides he had a wife and a kid.
Lt. Chris: Trying to do some GOOD! He was stealing chemicals, the wife was a prostitute and I put the kid behind bars as much as I put this guy behind bars.
Detective yank (looking horrified): You’re just mad ‘cause your fraid’ the kid won’t turn out like you did.
Lt. Chris (shoving detective yank against the wall): I told you, and only that I was from the wrong side of the tracks for a reason.
The Bug (kneeling on a building ready for action, looking down at the alley): Now put away the testosterone men and try and solve the murder.