Terminator 2.5: Terminate With A Vengeance
The Terminator Vs John McClane
Premise: The Terminator goes back to Feb 1991 looking for a John McClane Jr who in the future will be John Connor's field commander when the war comes. After failing to kill Sarah Connor and just before the reprogramming by John, Skynet sends The Terminator back to knock off John. The only problem is his yippie-kay-yay-mofo-ing dad Detective John McClane who is awesome when he's in a tight spot but an absolute animal when you threaten his family (This started over in the battles and thought well why not write it...)
New York City, 10am
The Terminator knocks on door of a New York apartment
John McClane answers the door, looking at him through the gap left by the chain
Terminator: John Mc
John: That's me pal
Terminator stands silently. Internally it runs a scan and comes up with inconclusive results
John: Look I just pulled a double shift. If you're going to waste my time
As John shuts the door, the Terminator's hand pulls it back open
John: I'm cop! You keep this shit up I'll shoot you holy $#!+!
John leaps aside as the Terminator brings up a shotgun and fires sending wood shards everywhere. John scrambles into the kitchen as the Terminator kicks in the door. John grabs a stool and knocks the gun down into the ground triggering another shot that tears up the carpet. McClane smashes the stool across the face. Wood splinters stick out of the Terminators face. The Terminator grabs McClane but the throat and throws him backwards into the living room. John hits the lounge chair and rolls with it as a shot rips through the old rickety frame
John: Did I bust you a few years ago? And now after all these years in prison you throw away your freedom...trying to kill me!
John fumbled under the couch reaching for his backup gun
Terminator: You must be terminated!
Another shot rips through the poor protection clipping John in the shoulder. John yelled and popped up from behind his makeshift cover
John: I don't plan on dying today!
McClane unloaded his Beretta into the centre mass of the massive man. Five shots in the chest, one in the neck and one in the chin. John looked in shock and amazement as the chin wound revealed smooth metal and also the large man hadn't so much as flinched
John: What the f%^$ are you?
Terminator: I am the future
The Terminator raised his weapon as John leapt out the nine storey window
(All characters are owned by their respective companies. I just mashed them together in this story. It's rated M to MA mainly due to violence and McClane's swearing like most action films...and a lot of the bad ones)
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