Authors note, I do not own this song. The lyrics have been altered to fit the setting. Harley and Joker are property of DC comics. Also, sorry if the words are a little off from the music. I tried to splice it up.
Harley stepped up to the mic shyly while the Joker lurked just off stage. "This song is dedicated to my Puddi'n. Hit it DJ." She tapped a foot to the music.
Harley: "Don't go break'n mah heart..."
Joker: (Quickly hiding the knife behind him) "I couldn't if I tried." Grimmest.
Harley: "But puddi'n, if I get restless....?"
Joker: "Harley you're not the kind" (Hands raised to choke her)
Harley: "Don't go break'n mah heart...."
Joker: "You're dead weight to me..."
Harley spun around, and grabbed Jokers hands, began to dance with him. "Oh honey when I knocked on your cell...."
Joker: "Whoever gave you my key?"
Harley: "An nobody knew it..."
Joker: "You're weighing me down..."
Harley: "You were my clown, and nobody knew it....but right from the start, I gave ya mah heart, Ohhhh I gave ya my heart." She spun him around, "So don't go break'n mah heart..."
Joker: "Oh I won't go breaking your heart." He growled.
Harley: "Don't go break'n mah heart." She twirled away.
Joker: "Nobody warned me---"
Harley: Presses a finger to his lips, "Cause nobody showed us. And now its up to us Puddi'n."
Joker: "Don't think you're gonna make it..." He pulled out a gun. "So don't misunderstand me,"
Harley:(Dancing obliviously) You put the light in my life, You put the sparks to the flame...."
Joker: "I've got your heart in my sights." He aimed carefully. "Nobody will know it---"
Harley: "When I was down, you were my clown." She grabbed his gun hand waltz dance style. "And nobody knew it, but right from the start, I gave ya my heart....Ohhhh, I gave ya my heart. So don't go break'n my heart."
Joker: "I won't go breaking your heart."
Harley: "Don't go break'n my heart." She takes the guns away with her teeth, like a rose. And dances him around the stage. "And nobody knew it" She tossed the gun off stage into someones lap, "But when I was down, you were my clown. And right from the start, I gave ya my heart, Ohhhh, I gave ya my heart. So don't go break'n mah heart..."
Joker: "I might go stabbing your heart..."
Harley: Don't go break'n my, don't go my, don't go break'n my heart..."
Joker: "I might go shooting your heart..."
Harley: "Don't go break'n my heart...."
Joker: "I won't go breaking your heart...."
[The music gently fades away, leaving the place completely quiet]
Joker: "No applause? I know you were a little off key, but really?"
Harley: "You poisoned everyone, member Puddi'n?"
Joker: Oh yeah, I thought this was a dead audience. Hahahahaha. What a night. Lets go home." He threw an arm around Harley's shoulders, and they walk off stage together. Harley discreetly removed the knife from Jokers back waist band, and tossed it away as they leave.
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