Welcome to the Super-hero Funeral Home. We have special services to meet the needs of your extraordinary loved one. We'd happy to assist you in all or any of the services listed.
How would you like the take care of?
Cremation: We have a number of quality urns that can be customized with the addition of your super-hero's insignia.
Coffin: We have a fine array of quality wood and metal coffins. There is an additional charge to have a coffin made from vibranium, nth metal, other extraterrestrial material.
Service: Public or Private?
We at the Koch Funeral Home promise to keep the death of your super-heroic loved one as private or as public as possible. We can organize serves for his or her hero-identity and one more intimate one for the people who knew him or her under a different name. People don't have know that the personas of the diseased are even related.
How many speaker would you like? Do you need pall-bearers? We can provide all theses things.
Did you want the family to be present to drop a clod of dirt dramatically onto the the coffin? If it rains, rather than seeking shelter in the mausoleum would you still want to hold it outside so that the tears mix with the rain?
Where would you like the meal to be held after the service?