Stroke's wonderful world of (non)matches

Hello one and all and welcome to THE DATING GAME starring @The_Deathstroker! Today we will be sizing up several of our contestants. First we have @wildvine, @laflux, @thetruebarryallen, @squares and @mysticmedivh. All 5 contestants have until August the 28th to answer all questions.

Question #1: How many hours a week do you spend fawning over the colours orange, yellow and blue?

Question #2: Do you prefer to be a giver or a taker in a relationship

Question #3: Why are you not already committed to a relationship? Do you have a fault in your person somewhere. Is it a mole? Is it a great big ugly mole on your butt?-- DAMN. I WAS KIDDING BUT THAT NEEDS A DOCTOR.

Question #4: Do you accept @capfanboy as your lord and saviour, and BumpyBoo as his loving companion.

Question #5: What gifts would you bring to a wedding between two very awesome people?

Question #6: Do you prefer roses...or tulips?

Question #7: Why does @JetiiMitra seem intent on ruining romance?

Question #8: Are you a fan of 'stroking?

@capfanboy: Are we doing it where I send you my answers privately so they don't try saying the exact same/opposite of what I say?

@The_Deathstroker: Yes, everyone else's is public...yours are mine.

@capfanboy: Okedoke.

*settles in, fascinated*

I see only good things in the future of this contest.

1. bout 3 hours.

2. Giver, as long as I'm appreciated

3. I'm Ugly. THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!!!

4. Is this like Hinduism? Can I worship multiple God's? Cause I'm already worshipping 3 on comicvine alone?

5. Coffee Maker Machine :P

6. Roses

7. Geists live to cause trouble

8. I had a alt account called scrotum strokergeist. So yes I do like stroking.

@laflux: "scrotum strokergeist"

Liar!

It's true- I think I may have mispelled Geist or something *shrugs*

Confirmed, I just found it in search ;)

lol

@The_Deathstroker: Hehehe! There's TWO of them O_O

@bumpyboo: O,o

.... Of who?

>_>

<_<

4) No...you must convert to the one true faith.

8) That's creepy dude.

Whyyyy did this need a 3rd thread? >_<

I'm auto-disqualified for being Deathstroker's nurse. It would cause a professional conflict.

Because Wildvine locked one of them :P

@capfanboy:

4. K.

8. What I do.

@laflux: I locked after I saw Jake's comment. If I find the other thread I'll lock that one too.

Edit: Unless you met the other Fan Fic thread. That ones fine. I locked the first one because Cap has his players for his silly game.

@capfanboy: I feel offended I'm not on this v_v

@pyrogram: You want to marry Deathstroker??

Well, that confirms that suspicion....

@wildvine: NOOOO!

@pyrogram: That's what the contest is for bro. Also laflux is gonna be heart broken you monster.

@wildvine: LOL Laflux xD

Hey!

If you want to answer then go ahead. No one's stopping you from competing.

That's what you and Boo get for stealing my dating game idea the next day. So nah.

@wildvine: You do realize that Bumpyboo could simply unlock the thread?

I'm not really upset. I'm used to the rejection T_T

@capfanboy: Pyrogram wants to play the game! Add him to the list! For the 2014 Hunger Games!! @wildvine: You can't leave the competition. I forbid it.

Also, it'd be easier for you to give me my meds if you lived with me. Just sayin'

You only have yourself to blame, or @laflux. Blame laflux.

@laflux:

1) I have a legitimit reason for locking

2) Mods rarely undo something done by another mod

3) No kidding. I never would have guessed that.

@The_Deathstroker: No.

Lesson learned.

@wildvine: O_O *cries*

@capfanboy: I think WV is mad at me V_V

I dunno why, but in think she is. :(

I should just marry her to piss her off even more >:D

There was a time @god_spawn locked a thread which I said wasn't a mismatch. Vance_Astro then unlocked it, and literally spent the next 30 minutes laughing.

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles-7/diamondhead-vs-wolverine-1458572/?page=2

Also Gambler and Mercy used to ban alts of one another but the RPG forum is a strange place lol.

Well, if I was ever a mod, I would be doing stuff like that left, right and centre, which is why I'll probably never be one lol :P

@laflux:

You obviously missed where I qualified my comment with "rarely."

@The_Deathstroker: You should definitely steer clear of marriage. Take a lesson from Red Arrow:

Nope. I was just giving examples which I thought you would find funny.

@laflux: Sorry. I'm in a weird mood. You're fine.

That's not something we are going to discuss. Dig?

@wildvine: Yep.... But Y u so angry?

@The_Deathstroker: I'm not angry. I was annoyed at Laflux pointing out silly things to be contrary.

@wildvine: But.... But.... But you were ignoring me and it seemed like you snapped at me when you just say "No." :(

You okay?

But...but I didn't!

@The_Deathstroker: You didn't call me out in your post after that. Just saw it.

Guilt by association.

Damn...the one side effect of our latest shenanigans I failed to factor in. For better for worse I guess XD

Dear Lord, what have I done? O_O

Its all good.

@wildvine: ?

@The_Deathstroker: I'm going to need more to properly reply to.