Spiderbat #2

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As I said before, I am not quitting A New Amalgam Universe or anything. This is an independent fanfic about a Spider-Man/Batman combo I came up with.

The Flight of The Fowl

Spiderbat was investigating in Acecorp Chemicals, when he got a call from Commissioner Jameson.

COMMISSIONER JAMESON: Spiderbat, we gotta report of illegal drugs being sold from The Iceberg Casino!

SPIDERBAT: Isn't that the place owned by Adrian Cobblepot?

COMMISSIONER JAMESON: Who cares, get there now! We sent in a few undercover cops, but there covers on the verge of being blown!

Spiderbat went off to the Iceberg Casino using his Grappling Web.

At the Iceberg Casino...

UNDERCOVER COP: We... uh.. our job?

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Good God, lady! I just asked what your job was! Cant you just tell somebody what your job is without... wait... did you hear that?

Spiderbat jumped in through the window.

SPIDERBAT: The jig is up, Cobblepot!

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Way to tell e'm who I am! Good freakin' job... either way, I'm not called Adrian Cobblepot in this here casino, mate, I'm better known as... THE FOWL!

The mysterious man stepped out of the shadow, revealing himself as a short old man with a green top-hat, a hooked nose, and a scar above his right eye.

THE FOWL: Get the Spiderbat!

Thugs started shooting at Spiderbat, but of course none hit him.

SPIDERBAT: Nice try, nice try! But this is one carnival game you will never win!

Spiderbat threw his weberangs at the thugs, and they exploded into a bunch of webs, wrapping the thugs in them.

SPIDERBAT: Okay, give up, "Fowl"!

FOWL: You need to know more about me, arachnarodent!

SPIDERBAT: Aw, you already have a cute, little nickname for me!

FOWL: Rrrrrg!

The Fowl put his arms out, and two things that resemble wings fell down, and he ran up a ladder to the top of the building.

SPIDERBAT: Get back here, midget parrot!

Spiderbat followed Fowl up the stairs, and confronted him on the roof.

FOWL: Nobody can stop me now! Haha!

Fowl jumped backwards off the roof.

SPIDERBAT: Gasp!

Much to Spiderbats suprise, The Fowl was gliding with his "wings".

SPIDERBAT: What do you know. Tiny over here FLIES. Heh, cool...

Spiderbat used his Grappling Webs to chase after Fowl, who was flying away.

FOWL: You call that a chase?

SPIDERBAT: No, I call THIS a chase!

Spiderbat leaped forward and tackled Fowl, and the two fell to the ground.

FOWL: You fool! Were too high up to survive the impact!

SPIDERBAT: I'm more worried about the landing then the impact.

FOWL: Rrrrg! LET ME GO!

The Fowl struggled, and finally broke free and flew away.

SPIDERBAT: Aw, craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!!!

Luckily, the police got out a trampoline to brake his fall.

SPIDERBAT: What the... oh, God... that was nuts. Did away get Fowl....?

COP: Uh... sure.

SPIDERBAT: Oh, cruddy crud crud.

The next night at a fancy restaurant...

BRUCE PARKER: Yeah, that crazy news story about Spiderbat fighting some flying short guy... wow, right?

VICKI JANE: Yeah. They get crazier everyday. I gotta go to the bathroom for a second.

Vicki got up and walked to the bathroom.

BRUCE PARKER: Flying short people and bathroom breaks... so romantic...

BRUCE PARKER (thoughts): I can't believe me and Vicki Jane are still just friends.... why can't I just tell her how I feel? Oh, God, now I'm a kid from a Disney Channel sitcom! I gotta get real... more real then a flying old man with a giant, pointy nose.

Just then, police sirens were heard as The Fowl flew over town.

BRUCE (thoughts): Oh, no. Thats the flying creeper I know. Alqays ruining everything. I just hope Vicki Jane wont mind me leaving early.... oh, yeah,that sounds completely possible.

Bruce ran out into a telephone booth and put on his costume.

BRUCE (thoughts): Somehow this feels familiar... oh, what the heck, why am I still talking to myself? Lets do this!

Spiderbat jumped out and hopped on top of a building where he can reach The Fowl.

SPIDERBAT: Where do you think youre going, chubster?

FOWL: You again? Bah!

The Fowl flew away as fast as he could.

SPIDERBAT (thoughts): This better be fun, I'm blowing off the first thing closest to a date with Vicki Jane I have EVER had!

Spiderbat chased the Fowl.

FOWL: You're still here? Go away!

SPIDERBAT (thoughts): He seems awful protective of those pixie wings. Hmmmm.... gasp! Those aren't real wings.... they're fake! Wow, I am really gullible... that magic man I met in New York was right! But enough of that, that was a terrible memory, I gotta stop the Fowl!

Spiderbat shot his Grappling Web at Fowl's right wing, and pulled it backward. Spiderbat punched Fowl and knocked him forward, then used the Grappling Web to pull on the wing again. Spiderbat grabbed Fowl by the arm, and held the arm up. Then, Spiderbat kicked Fowl's wing, wrecking it. Fowl struggled to escape Spiderbats grip, then tried to fly away, but with his right wing wrecked, he fell to the ground and broke his arm and both legs.

Later that night...

SPIDERBAT: You know, Commissioner, theres 2 things I need to do... without being distracted by people like The Fowl or the Man-Lizard!

COMMISSIONER JAMESON: Whats that, kid?

SPIDERBAT: I need to find out who sabatoged Dr. Langstrom's research!

COMMISSIOENR JAMESON: Thats only one thing.

SPIDERBAT: Sigh... okay, this is sucky... but I'm in love with somebody, but I cant be Spiderbat and be the guy in love at the same time! I jut wish sometimes that I could.. you know... find stuff out, just know all the answers...

NEXT ISSUE... THE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN THE JOKE IS ON YOU!

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#2  Edited By TheCannon

Love it.

I'm guessing a Joker combo is in the next issue?

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#3  Edited By GR2Blackout

Yep. Green Joker, guess who thats a combo of :P

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#4  Edited By TheCannon

@GR2Blackout said:

Yep. Green Joker, guess who thats a combo of :P

Oh, wow that's tough. Ummm, Scorpion!

Just kidding. I can easily guess that one.

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#5  Edited By Rusty_Irons

@GR2Blackout said:

Yep. Green Joker, guess who thats a combo of :P

Its the Hulk, Right?

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#6  Edited By Rusty_Irons

Love the humor by the way.

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#7  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous

You will be hearing from my lawyer 

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#8  Edited By GR2Blackout

@spiderbat87 said:

You will be hearing from my lawyer

Wow, coincidences... I actually came up with the name Spiderbat for the Batman/Spider-Man combo before I joined this site.

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#9  Edited By GR2Blackout

@tmacximas said:

@GR2Blackout said:

Yep. Green Joker, guess who thats a combo of :P

Its the Hulk, Right?

Not sure if this is a joke or not...

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@GR2Blackout said:

@tmacximas said:

@GR2Blackout said:

Yep. Green Joker, guess who thats a combo of :P

Its the Hulk, Right?

Not sure if this is a joke or not...

No, That was a joke.

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@spiderbat87 said:

You will be hearing from my lawyer

Two things.

1) I doubt you actually own the name.

2) Why comment if you're not even going to say whether you liked it or not?

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#12  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous
@TheCannon said:

@spiderbat87 said:

You will be hearing from my lawyer

Two things.

1) I doubt you actually own the name.

2) Why comment if you're not even going to say whether you liked it or not?

go away cannon 
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@spiderbat87 said:

@TheCannon said:

@spiderbat87 said:

You will be hearing from my lawyer

Two things.

1) I doubt you actually own the name.

2) Why comment if you're not even going to say whether you liked it or not?

go away cannon

Yous see, saying that kind of stuff only wants you to continue. I'll stop, but think before you say things like that. It only makes people want to continue what they're doing.

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#14  Edited By Jonny_Anonymous
@TheCannon said:

@spiderbat87 said:

@TheCannon said:

@spiderbat87 said:

You will be hearing from my lawyer

Two things.

1) I doubt you actually own the name.

2) Why comment if you're not even going to say whether you liked it or not?

go away cannon

Yous see, saying that kind of stuff only wants you to continue. I'll stop, but think before you say things like that. It only makes people want to continue what they're doing.

Where you born without a sense of humor or did your tragic life strip it from you at an early age?
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#15  Edited By GR2Blackout

Ignoring all the arguing and nonsense above this comment........

bump.

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#16  Edited By TheCannon

Can't wait for issue 3.

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#17  Edited By wildvine

this is cool.