The Watchtower...
"Ah! Hello boys and... psychopaths! It's a pleasure to see you all again!" The man said from the TV screen. "Now... some of you may not be COMPLETELY aware of who I am... so... yeah. Me neither. HOWEVER I'm pretty sure ALL of you should know who THIS is!" He pulled a blanket off of the figure sat in a chair next to him. "THIS! Is... Wonder... Wo-Man! Kind of a strange name for a man..."
"What the hell is this?!" Hal Jordan asked as he stood up from his chair. "What's going on?!"
The man on the screen smiled beneath his black and yellow mask. "Hey! I can't hear you genius! This has been a PRERECORDED MESSAGE!"
Hal looked to the rest of the League in confusion.
"Whoever you are... you clearly have some kind of connection to Sharpshot." Batman said. "Who are you? What do you want?"
"...For the world to bleed." The man said with a shrug. "I mean really! What do you get for the man who has everything?!"
"I've had enough of this. We know you're current location. If you hurt Diana... we're coming for you." Cyborg said as he prepared to open up a boom tube.
"AH HA! THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG! I can see all of you at the moment. There aren't that many of you. None of you are THAT powerful! I can take you on!"
"Seriously? What the hell are you gaining from kidnapping her?! I mean... what?!" Hal asked.
"No idea. I was bored. Anyway! If I don't get the sum of... $77 million in the next... 5 hours I will... BLOW UP A HOSPITAL!"
"Cyborg. Boom Tube. Now."
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COD base...
"Wow. You have a... bug? On the Justice League's Watchtower?" Sharpshot asked.
"Yes. I have bugs in every organization. From the Doom Patrol to the Sinestro Corps." Blitz said as he watched the screen.
"So... what are we going to do?" Sharpshot asked.
"You're going to kill that delusional maniac..." The Doctor said with a sigh. "He's bringing far more attention to us then we want."
"Uh... and threatening the city a few weeks ago WASN'T?!"
"Unwanted attention."
"Why? How is he bringing attention to you?"
"That maniac is a combination of YOUR DNA and THOUSANDS of years of research!"
"Thousands?! Wait a sec..."
"It's not important. Now... are you ready? Or not?"
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Gotham City, East End...
"Okay... this is weird." Cyborg said as he scanned the area with his arm scanner. "I'm not picking up any life signs... well... Human life signs that is." He muttered as a rat ran across his foot.
"Bats? How's the stealth approach going?" Hal Jordan asked as his ring lit the way ahead of him.
"Not well Jordan. The windows have been locked. With heavy objects blocking the windows..."
"So? Knock them out or something."
"That's not really an option..." Batman said.
"Why?"
"Because they're connected to an explosive device."
"Ah... right. Keep trying Bats!"
"Hang on... I'm picking something up... a signal!" Cyborg said as a hologram lit up from his arm.
"What is it?"
"Batman... RUN!" Cyborg yelled.
BOOM!!!!
Cyborg and Hal both fell to the floor as the hallway exploded.
"Y'know... you guys are really NOT as smart as you think you are!" A voice said from the hallway.
"ow... Cyborg?" Hal asked as he started to get up off the floor.
Cyborg didn't answer back.
"Right. Just me!" The man said with a cackle. "I really crack me up! ...Just like your skull." The man said as he pulled a crowbar off his back.
"Really? THAT'S what you're using?" Hal asked as he floated in the air.
"Please. I'm a psychopath. Give me SOME credit!"
"Whatever psycho. You're going to lose."
Hal screamed as he charged towards the psychopath.
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"Hey Batman! Round two already?!" Sharpshot asked as Batman tightened his elbow around his neck.
"You should be in prison." Batman said grimly.
"And you should be raping your wards in a cave!"
Batman gritted his teeth as he released his grip.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE DAVIS?!"
"That's MR Davis to YOU Batboy!" Sharpshot said with a chuckle.
"What connection do you have to the kidnapper?!"
"No idea."
"You're lying!"
"No idea."
"...I have to admit. I have no idea what you're next move is going to be."
"Well... usually I'd try to run like hell since my first attack didn't work. However... in this case I'm trying to get INSIDE the building!"
"How are YOU the logical voice of reason?"
"I honestly have no idea, However... I have always had a crush on Wonder Breasts."
"Davis..."
"Yeah right. Team up?"
Batman was quiet for a second before holding out his hand.
"Team up. For now. After that you're going to jail."
"Yeah... cause that's going to happen."
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