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                                                                             Deadpool Meets She-Hulk
                                    
                                                Deadpool is hired to retrieve a certain someone!
                                                Guess who's that certain someone's lawyer?
                                                None other than Jen Walters!

                                                *outside the court house*
            
                                              Deadpool: Haven't been here since my mo-ped parking ticket fee's....*enters court house*
                                              Deadpool: *sneaks around metal detectors*
                                              Deadpool: Good thing ol' Wolvie doesn't have to worry about paying child-support for Daken, how in the hell would he make it past those?
                                              *unmasked Deadpool walks up to lady at front desk*
                                              Lady: *looks disgusted* Sir are you alright?
                                              Deadpool: Mentally?
                                              Lady: No your face your...your all scarred up....
                                              Deadpool: Oh that, no thats why im here actually, terrible boiler incident you wouldnt wanna hear the details.
                                              Lady: Oh why im so sorry sir...may i help you?
                                              Deadpool: Yes as a matter of fact Jen Walters is my lawyer, I dont remember what room my case is in today...
                                              Lady: Oh Jen, third floor, down the hall, second door to the right...
                                              Deadpool: Thanks toots!
                                              Deadpool: *enters elevator, and opens his suitcase and begins changing* This girl is stuck on my el-elevator!
                                              *Ding elevator reached first floor, wrinkly old lady walks in on DP changed but unmasked still*
                                              Wrinkly old lady: *gasps* Oh my are you okay!?
                                              Deadpool: For the second time today yes, it was a boiler incident...whats your excuse?
                                              Wrinkly old lady: *gasps and turns away*
                                              *Ding elevator reached 3rd floor*
                                              Deadpool: Tata this is my stop!
                                              Old lady: Good, young folks today i tell ya!
                                              Deadpool: Down the hall, second door to the right...
                                              Deadpool: *bursts into court room*
                                              Deadpool: KNOCK KNOCK!
                                              Judge: Excuse me sir but were in a middle of a case here...
                                              Deadpool: *glances at Jen Walters*
                                              Deadpool: hey ya know I'm not that bright but you look familiar...
                                              Jen: The name's Jen Walters but im better known as She-Hulk...
                                              *Jen clenches her fist, and approaches Deadpool*
                                              Deadpool: Ah ha! I knew you looked familiar! 
                                              Deadpool: *reaches into ones of his pouches*
                                              Deadpool: *reveals some candid photo's of She-Hulk*
                                              Deadpool: You sure get around...but c'mon ol' Juggy?
                                              Jen: *starts transformation*
                                              She-Hulk: For the last time that never happened!!!
                                              Deadpool: Glances at the pics....
                                              Deadpool: Well the pic doesnt lie....
                                              She-Hulk: *snatches the pic and rips it up*
                                              Deadpool: HEY! I wanted you to autograph that for me!
                                              She-Hulk: Oh your gonna get an autograph alright!
                                              Deadpool: Really!?
                                              She-Hulk: *sends Deadpool flying with a punch*
                                              Deadpool: *readjusts his jaw*
                                              Deadpool: Wow you sure can pack a punch...
                                              Deadpool: I can only imagine what your like in bed...
                                              She-Hulk: Too bad you'll never know!
                                              Deadpool: Aw you sure know how to break a man's heart...
                                              Deadpool: *grabs his guns*
                                              Deadpool: *dodges She-Hulks's punch and shoots her*
                                              Deadpool: Wtf!? Your like bullet-proof...
                                              She-Hulk: Yup, your guns wont do much to me...
                                              Deadpool: I guess not...*grabs his katana's*
                                              Deadpool: Ya know i always wondered if there was a connection between you and the Hulk...
                                              She-Hulk: He's my cousin! *Deadpool dodges her punch*
                                              Deadpool: Oh really!? Tell the ol' green goliath i said hello.
                                              She-Hulk: I'll see what i can do.
                                              Deadpool: You know it must really suck to be in your shoes...
                                              She-Hulk: Why you say that?
                                              Deadpool: You know always having your series cancelled...
                                              Deadpool: And having to sell yourself on your covers to increase sales...
                                              She-Hulk: You never shut up! *charges at Deadpool, but he dodges and stabs her*
                                              Deadpool: Duh! they dont call me the merc with the mouth for nothing!
                                              She-Hulk: *grabs Deadpool and slams him into the wall*
                                              *wall collapses, Deadpool and She-Hulk fall out of the court room*
                                              Deadpool: *clings to She-Hulk and takes a pic of them*
                                              She-Hulk: What is wrong with you?
                                              Deadpool: Voices, allus-YIKES!
                                              She-Hulk: What?
                                              Deadpool: Where about to land in a construction zone!
                                              *She-Hulk lands in wet cement, Deadpool lands on top of her*
                                              *Deadpool jumps off of her only to get hit with a wrecking ball*
                                              Deadpool: Ouch!
                                              *the wrecking ball swings high in the sky, swinging back down fast*
                                              Deadpool: BOMBS AWAY!
                                              *She-Hulk begins to get up out of the wet cement, only to get hit with the other end of the wrecking ball*
                                              She-Hulk: Oomph! Your one crazy merc you know that right?
                                              Deadpool: Yeah make sure to vote for me for the 'Merc of the Year Award.' You too folks!
                                              She-Hulk: Nah i think im voting for Silver Sable...
                                              Deadpool: Silver Surfer isnt a mercenary...
                                              She-Hulk: Not SILVER SURFER! Silver Sabl-!
                                              *She-Hulk's end of the wrecking ball crashes into an old building, the impact made her lose her grip and fall with the collapsing building*
                                              Deadpool: Ouch!
                                              She-Hulk: Slowly makes her way out of the rubble...
                                              Deadpool: Hey, you know this reminds me of my easter egg of Wolverine's latest movie...
                                              She-Hulk: *out of breath* Yeah how'd you like that movie anyway?
                                              Deadpool: No comment...
                                              Deadpool: Look the way things are going here, we'll be here all day and i got things to do so if you just sleep with me we can call it good.
                                              She-Hulk: Ugh...I dont see why not...
                                              Deadpool: YES, SCORE! And you said i'd never know...
                                              She-Hulk: Now your pushing it...
                                              Deadpool: *Gulp*
                                              *next morning in She-Hulks bed*
                                              She-Hulk: I dont know what your gonna do about that...
                                              Deadpool: Eh it'll grow back...I hope...
                                                                                                                   The End

Lol! That's funny

Just fyi, this should be in fan fiction.

This is some world class stuff, put some artwork with it and this could be some amazing stuff.

I'm thinking about making another one but idk what characters i should use next...

i loved it

Moved it to the Fan Fic section for ya :)

Not bad, not bad at all... a little disturbing yes, but funny.

Dude, you got Deadpool's wit down. It sounds exactly like him. I loved it. You definitely have the potential to be a comic book writer.

That is sooo good. It made me laugh alot at the end. You should go profesional! It was awseome!

Loved it!

Deadpool and She-Hulk, two characters who thought of themselves as comic characters in their own titles.... Might work as a one shot

lol nice wok bro

Funny stuff man funny stuff.....

Nicccce

good i give it a 6

absolutly... AMAZING

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That was brilliant!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOW that was amazing and funny keep writtnig like that and youll be a pro in no time

copyright all of your works. unfortunately you can't copy right the characters since obviously their all ready owned but if you copy right the story then marvel can't take it from you. You have a talent for the comic comedy my friend =) Follow up your dream man. Alot of us are trying to break into the comic world so good luck to you man.