In outer space...
"I have to find Bizarro" Superman though to himself "The fate of the world depends on it!"
Suddenly, Superman crashed into a half-Pop Tart, half-Cat creature farting rainbows.
"What is this?" asked Superman
"Mow" replied Nyancat
"Um... I better get going" said Superman "Nice meeting you, I guess..."
Suddenly, Bizarro attack the two
"Bizarro like Superman so much he want to kill him!" yelled Bizarro "And Bizarro love Pop Tarts, too!"
"Mow" Nyancat replied
"KEEP TALKING!" Bizarro yelled. Of course, translated this means 'SHUT UP!'
Nyancat zoomed forward, straight into Bizarro
Bizarro attacked Nyancat. Superman, sort of lost, joined in.
Suddenly, all the power results in an interdimensional explosion!
The three woke up in a beautiful meadow
"Mow?" asked Nyancat
Suddenly, an albino, sinister-looking Nyancat appeared
"Wom!" said the Bizarro Nyancat
Superman just casually looked around, and sighed.