Rated PG-13.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these characters, they are owned by Lucas Arts and DC comics. I am just doing this for fun.
Mr Mxyzptlk is sucked through space-time after tampering with the continuim. He ends up in the Star Wars Galaxy! Here is his story.
"Hmm, what a humid place" Mxyzptlk said as he stood in the middle of the dune sea.
A group of desert sailors with Garmorrean guards and pirates pull up next to Mxy.
"Hello!" Mxy said in an exciting tone.
Pirate 1: Look, a little man..Jabba will like this one..
Pirate 2: Let's get him.
Mxy: Might I warn you, I am "hard to get". Mxy then jumps up into the sky and onto the barge, standing in the middle of the ship.
Pirate 1; BLAST HIM! The crew opens fire, and holes get into mxy.
Mxy: Oh my..These just won't do... He then pulls the blast holes out of his body, and throws them over the crew, and then throws the holes overboard, only leaving the guards remaining
Mxy: Well, I did tell you I was hard to get....
The guards then charge at Mxy
Mxy: Oh my, oh dear what will I do? He clicks his fingers and the guard's axe's come alive, and chase them off the barge.
Mxy then looks out into the distance and sees a small palace, he clicks his fingers and appears in the middle of it
Jabba and his criminal gang stare at mxy. "What's your name?!" one of Jabba's aids shouted.
Mxy: The name's Mxyzptlk! And I am taking over this place..
*A rodian in the crowd shouts* You have no right to!
Another person in the crowd shouts "Send him to the rancor!"
Under mxyzptlk a small trap opens and he falls into the pit. He sees a terrifying monster looking at him
Hmm..What a nice pet.. Hey pet! "mxy snaps his fingers" I want you to go up there and get those people.. "He clicks his fingers and the rancor is in the middle of jabba's throne room.
Enjoy your pet! Mxy then clicks his fingers and appears above Tatoonie.
A group of imperial vessels circulate above tatoonie, spotting Mxyzptlk.
Captain 1: What is that little creature floating in space?!
Captain 2: I don't know, but it seems threatening! Open fire!
The guns fire up, and Mxy comes under fire
Mxy: Oh my.....A group of spaceships firing on me......This ball of dust should keep them warm.. "he then takes tatoonie with his bare hands, and rolls it at the imperial ships like a bowling ball.
Ship worker: Sir! Sir! Tatoonie is rolling at us..
Captain: Evasive action! Load up the es- At that second, Tatoonie hits them and knocks them into the voidness of space.'
Mxy: I could get used to this..
Meanwhile, at the Imperial palace in Corucsant, a black phantom is overlooking the city, channeling the dark side with his anger.
Darth Sidious: I feel a disturbance in the force..."Walks to the hologram and contacts Darth Vader's flaship.
Vader's hologram then comes on.
Vader: Yes my master?
Darth Sidious: I feel a strong disturbance in the force....I see a small little man, who is a threat to our rule..We have also lost contact with our ships in the Tatoo system..
Darth vader: Small little man?
Darth Sidious: A very powerful small thing. I am sending you to track him, and end him, once and for all! Hear me vader, I am The Dark Lord of the Sith, and this will not continue in my galaxy!
Lightning then sparks over the Corucsant city line.
To be continued...
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