#1 Edited by TheCannon (19008 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey everyone. Just wanted to show that Marvel Re-imagined celebrates the holidays in a festive way. Now originally, it was suppose to be a mega-crossover thing with several stories. But everyone gets busy around the holidays, so some weren't finished in time. So, we get a special Captain Nazi Christmas Special. If people finish it up soon, they'll be posted. No offense guys. So, let's get started!

The Red Skull Steals Christmas

Please Note: This story will contain continuity errors. It is not suppose to be canon, just a fun little story.

December 23, 1942.

INT. HYDRA Headquarters.

Red Skull is in a Strategy Room along with Captain Nazi and a few HYDRA Agents.

RED SKULL:

December 25. We will attack several key positions in America and show them that HYDRA is the most dominant force on the planet!

HYDRA AGENT 1:

Sir, December 25 is Christmas. We were wondering if we could have off that day.

RED SKULL:

Why?

HYDRA AGENT:

Well, it’s Christmas. The greatest day of the year. It’s a time for-

RED SKULL:

It will be even better if we win the war that day!

HYDRA AGENT:

It’s a time to be home with your families.

RED SKULL:

Okay. You can have Christmas off! I’ll even give you a Christmas present! If you can survive two minutes with Captain Nazi, you can have it.

Red Skull turns to Captain Nazi.

RED SKULL:

Captain!!! Kill them.

CAPTAIN NAZI:

Yes sir!

Captain Nazi leaps at the HYDRA Agents and continues to beat on them with ease while the Red Skull watches.

Later that night, Red Skull is sitting in HYDRA Headquarters, thinking about what could happen if none of the HYDRA Agents took off for Christmas.

RED SKULL:

I could end the war. It’d be so easy. But I need men. If only I could stop time to keep it the 24th. Then no one would take off and HYDRA would win. But it’s not possible.

Red Skull then has an idea.

RED SKULL:

Captain! Meet me in the Strategy Room!

INT. Strategy Room.

CAPTAIN NAZI:

What is it sir?

RED SKULL:

I have figured out a way to prevent the HYDRA Agents from taking off for Christmas!

CAPTAIN NAZI:

How?

RED SKULL:

You and I are going to team up and steal Christmas!

CAPTAIN NAZI:

Steal Christmas sir?

RED SKULL:

Yes! We will travel the Earth and steal everyone’s presents and decorations!

CAPTAIN NAZI:

What will I be doing?

RED SKULL:

Help me steal everything.

CAPTAIN NAZI:

It sounds like a very good plan sir.

RED SKULL:

Good. Get me some bags and a Santa hat. We leave tonight.

Later that night...

Red Skull is in a Santa hat. Captain Nazi is wearing fake reindeer antlers.

CAPTAIN NAZI:

What will we be taking?

RED SKULL:

I have changed one of our jets to look like a sleigh. We will take that across the world. Let’s get started!

Captain Nazi and Red Skull get inside the jet, and take off into the skies.

Later, they see their first house. They go down and land on the roof.

RED SKULL:

You go down the Chimney first. I will follow.

Captain Nazi easily slides down the Chimney with a few bags to take the presents and decorations. Red Skull attempts to follow, though gets stuck on the way.

CAPTAIN NAZI:

Sir, do you need help?

RED SKULL:

NO! IF THAT FAT F**K SANTA CLAUS CAN DO IT, WHY CAN’T I!?!?!?!

CAPTAIN NAZI:

What should I do?

RED SKULL:

START LOADING THE PRESENTS AND DECORATIONS!!!!

CAPTAIN NAZI:

Yes sir.

A little later, Captain Nazi has put all the presents and decorations into a bag and attempts to bring them up the Chimney, though the Red Skull is still stuck. Captain Nazi goes up and pushes the Skull up the Chimney onto the roof, and drags the bag behind him.

RED SKULL:

I TOLD YOU I COULD GET OUT MYSELF!!!

CAPTAIN NAZI:

I was just trying to speed things up sir.

RED SKULL:

Fine. Now, let’s get moving. We have many more houses to go to.

Red Skull and Captain Nazi get into the jet and fly off to steal Christmas.

By Christmas morning, Red Skull had every present and decoration at HYDRA Headquarters. He was so happy, waiting until it was time to call them into work.

Red Skull picks up a phone and calls a HYDRA Agent.

RED SKULL:

Mr. Hoffman, Christmas has been canceled.

MR. HOFFMAN:

What are you talking about?

RED SKULL:

It was reported that every Christmas Present and decoration was stolen last night.

MR. HOFFMAN:

Sir, Christmas is about more than present and decorations.

RED SKULL:

Then what is it about!?!?

MR. HOFFMAN:

Come over to my house today for Christmas dinner. You’ll see.

Later that day, Red Skull and Captain Nazi show up at Mr. Hoffman’s house for Christmas dinner. Red Skull knocks on the door and Mr. Hoffman answers.

MR. HOFFMAN:

Hello sir. Glad you could make it.

His wife then appears.

MRS. HOFFMAN:

Hello Mr. Skull. I love your hat.

Red Skull then sees he still has his Santa hat on.

RED SKULL:

CAPTAIN!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME I STILL HAD THIS HAT ON!?!?

CAPTAIN NAZI:

I thought you knew sir.

MR. HOFFMAN:

Hey, don’t yell at him. It’s Christmas.

RED SKULL:

What is so special about Christmas!?! All it does is cause you to take off from work!

MR. HOFFMAN:

Well, sit down. My wife is working on dinner, so I can explain Christmas to you.

Mr. Hoffman tells Red Skull everything about Christmas, from the birth of Jesus, to it being a time of giving, and everything.

RED SKULL:

So, Christmas isn’t about all the decorations and getting days off, it’s spiritual and will come no matter what?

MR. HOFFMAN:

Yes.

RED SKULL:

In the spirit of the holiday, I am going to give everyone a special Christmas raise!

MR. HOFFMAN:

Thank you sir!

RED SKULL:

No problem. In fact, I’m giving everyone a week long Christmas vacation with no pay!

MR. HOFFMAN:

You’re being generous sir, thank you.

RED SKULL:

You’re welcome Hoffman.

Red Skull then turns and talks to you! the reader!

RED SKULL:

And remember everyone, Christmas isn’t about the getting. It’s about the giving.

THE END!

Everyone, I hope you liked the special Marvel Re-imagined Christmas Special. Have a Marry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

#2 Posted by TheCannon (19008 posts) - - Show Bio

Anyone?

That's everyone I can think of.

#3 Posted by YoungJustice (6877 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL

#4 Posted by TheCannon (19008 posts) - - Show Bio

@YoungJustice: Thanks.

#5 Posted by batkevin74 (11002 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCannon: Awww a Nazi Xmas! :)

Online
#6 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

Cool

#7 Posted by TheCannon (19008 posts) - - Show Bio

@batkevin74 said:

@TheCannon: Awww a Nazi Xmas! :)

Yep. It was a nice Christmas for Steve, except for being brainwashed and not seeing any of his family.

Yep, a nice Christmas.

@deadpoolrules said:

Cool

Thanks.

#8 Posted by TheCannon (19008 posts) - - Show Bio

@YoungJustice: @batkevin74: @deadpoolrules: Sorry guys. I forgot to upload a pic for it. It's in there now.

#9 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

CRAAAAAP BURGEEEERS! I miss everything :^(

#10 Posted by TheCannon (19008 posts) - - Show Bio

@GR2Blackout said:

CRAAAAAP BURGEEEERS! I miss everything :^(

It's okay. Same thing happened to me before.