NOTE: I'm rebooting whatever I had so far in my other Marvel Re-Imagined Deadpool series. P.S. That's right, I'm back! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Also, I should say that I didn't make the picture. Some guy on Deviant Art (did I get that right?) did, I just found the picture on Google Images and decided to use it.
Deadpool was on a mission. He was out to assassinate a big mob boss, often called "Doctor Bong". Bong was a fat, sinister, ingenius mobster who every one hated.
"This don't look too good, you's guys, I sez we's take that other way".
"Don't be a wuss. We're on a mission and we're takin' the shortcut.... through the dark and creepy and dangerous woods. It's perfectly fine!"
"You shut up!" said Deadpool to his other 2 personalities. "Even though your just part of my imagination, don't think I can't find a way to kill you!"
Suddenly, he had reached one of Bong's hide-outs. An abandoned warehouse.
Deadpool saw a hidden camera, and shot it.
"Oh, great..." he whispered to himself.
A bunch of Bong's thugs came rushing out, charging at Deadpool.
Deadpool pulled out a sword, and attacked the thugs. He was outnumbered.
"Why can't mobsters ever fight anyone themselves?" he asked as he tried his best to fight with the thugs.
Deadpool saw a way in. He pulled out his sword, stuck it into the top of a thug's head, pulled on it, and flung himself up into the air.
Landing on the top of the building, he jumped in through a skylight. He landed in an empty room.
(Aaaaand, since my computer's being crappy, that's all for now.)